Bottle Opener - USA

Opening coronas with nail clippers. where the f did my bottle opener go?! (Steph*****)

When Stephen and I first started dating, I bought him a grenade belt buckle. He loved it so much, he added a bottle opener to the inside. (Barb****)

Bottle Opener keychain is the best investment i've made all year. (Eamar*****)

Finds it counterintuitive that the only tool he can consistently find is his Craftsman bottle opener. (Monke*****)

Looking for a spot on the wall in the garage to install my Miller High-Life bottle opener. (TK_ST*****)

Latest addition to our bike rental fleet: Schwinn Corvette Cruiser - fully equipped with koozi and bottle opener. Yes! (TheBic******)

Lookin for bottles and stuff to open in my house w/my new bottle opener. yes. im excited. this is how i am. (TraceRa******)

So lazy that instead of getting out a bottle opener, I opened my beer on the corner of my counter top. (Bgo***)

I bet the bottle opener's durability is questionable. But great idea. (Ughd***)

Watching republic of telly, on about hand/man-bag analysis. No bag, I carry torch, first aid gloves, screwdriver, bottle opener *swagger* (Cjay***)

Some, and I emphasize not many, some fancy soda type drinks need a bottle opener. root beer comes to mind (Bod**)

Mother chav with bottle of magners 'Have you got a bottle opener?' Chav without bottle opener 'nah, just crack it open on the pram' (BrumOve******)

Did you get it? I nabbed a vintage pearl necklace yday & a art deco bottle opener today for next to nowt ! (Fluff*****)

Spent a lot of time w/ my family this weekend. got clowned by my cousins for having a USB flash drive, but no bottle opener, on my keychain (Mrdu***)

Checking out why social media is dead and why there is a bottle opener on the table covering 4 pads in a single room? (IRea***)

In Rome, at an internet cafe with a corona but no bottle opener. boo. (Starpri******)

Hmm, the bottle opener seems to be missing. Glad I didn't buy wine. Wonder if knows anything. (StefanB******)

You night be an alchoholic if you find a bottle opener, cork screw, and disposable shot glasses in your bookbag Monday morning (Swis****)

Rest day from work. some joke over active 4 yr old and Ben 10 all day, wife in at 5 , now where is the bottle opener? (Antpri******)

Given I just used my bottle-opener on a twist-top, don't spend the ransom-money yet. (Badp****)

Having some keys cut. Would it be cheap of me to get copies made of the one that's actually a gimmick bottle opener to give as presents? (Numbe****)

Your nose could be used as a bottle opener .. its quite large for such purpose :) (Gagabit******)

I just found a mets bottle opener in the kitchen. it makes noise when you use it. i need to replace the battery tomorrow! :d (Princes*******)

Found a bottle opener and a lighter in a course packet. not sure if it's depressing or awesome. (Wendybi******)

Cheers ! i will use my guitar keyring/bottle opener with pride! how'd you know i was a beer girl? :P (Kella*****)

I got the idea for it when I bought a Mexican Coke and didn't have a bottle opener on me. So there. (Adamd*****)

I have a huge assortment of tableware and a bottle opener. I have lots guest rooms too. Any1 else? (Happy_******)

Schwag from saved me twice today: the red bag as a temp suitcase & the bottle opener for my Jarritos. (Silen*****)

You know you're not paying attention when you try to open a pop-top can with a bottle opener. (Tea_****)

Setting up a new home? For god's sake buy a bottle opener or your cider will taunt you. (LisaBl******)

Waiting for to get back from the mcfc match so he can open my wine!! I'm hopless with a bottle opener!! (Dyer_****)

My cat thinks she's smart. She hid my bottle opener, cigarettes, car keys, and the vet bill that says "come back in 10 days" under my bed. (IvoVe****)

Happy Sunday Funday. I wish I had a flipflop with a bottle opener on the bottom just like (Wvul***)

Crap! My bottle opener with the John Sterling call on the classic Giambi grand slam finally spit the bit. I've heard that call 10 times! (Sheri*****)

Came out ahead with a new bar tool bottle opener too. Pretty pumped on it. (Wesd****)

Just considered buying you a chargers bottle opener keychain (Nicolee******)

Three things you should never pack first: shot glasses, bottle opener and porn. I made that mistake today. Never again. (Orbis****)

I use the bottle opener on my wall for screw top bottle cuz it's cool (Jadeg****)

After 5 years finally bought new pair of Reef sandals (with bottle opener on bottom) (Mjcos****)

How else can u open a bottle with out a bottle opener? And this is a serious question (YaYa****)

It just sprung to me that Hook was very foolish. You lose a hand - a hook will achieve little more than homicide. A bottle opener, however.. (JonnyDi*******)

First night in new house. Bacon in fridge waiting for morning. Perfect! (aside from small buying beer, not owning bottle opener incident) (Poodle*****)

I mean sum one tell me how to open a bottle of wine wid cork in it but no bottle opener pls asapp (Chene****)

Funny you should ask, someone brought me a bottle opener made from a kangaroo scrotum back from Australia once! ;) (Da_***)

The greatest invention ever.? The bottle opener on the end of the grill brush! Backporch chillin'. (DrLeeM******)

I have 3 kitchen appliances: a microwave, a mini-fridge, and a bottle opener. of course. (CindyExx*******)

With arkham asylum toys coming, I wonder how long it will take to mod Harley Quinn into a cool beer bottle opener. (Richey*****)

But it turns out I'm also the kinda guy who wasn't forward thinking enough to have brought the bottle opener with him from the kitchen! (Twith****)

Just happened to meet the owner of Lock Down Bar on Western. Really cool guy. I gave him a church bottle opener. He liked it. (Mattsw******)

Anyone in 10NTC. lol with a bottle opener? Need it to open yummycoldbeer. 4 rows from back on ailse. (Jonwh*****)

Just saw a pair of Reef sandals with a bottle opener on the sole. Legitimately awesome. (Cassand*******)

Well, you know the milk was sour so i opened a can of evaporated milk instead. it squirted all over me as i used the bottle opener on it. (AubuRNs*******)

Are those Reef flippy floppys with the bottle opener in the bottom? :) (Bug***)

Contents of my purse: 6 lipsticks, 3 phones, bottle opener, vitamins, KK perfume, and 3 Arbys sauce packets. How weird am I? (Kmom****)

Falafel wrap and ale lunch outside at The Cocks = nice. Blanket and bottle opener collected so it's now park time :) (Superc*****)

Do you know where my Franz Nicolay bottle opener/wine uncorker/small knife went? I thought I had a hold of it. (Benjami*******)

Too lazy to get my bottle opener so my needle nose pliers did it for me! :) (Mini_m*****)

I'm all shopped out - I bought a grey pork pie with a diamond crown and a bottle opener ring. Now it's time for a cocktail at the Red Room. (Stev***)

Just opened a Lasko with a Peroni bottle opener. Because i live a dangerous life. (Evar****)

In home depot they sell a demolition hammer called "the annihilator". It has a skull n crossbones on the hammer and a built-in bottle opener (CaptainM*******)