Letter Opener - USA

Each one given custom designed eye poking pen knife. uhm. letter opener (Brys****)

Pro: a very sharp letter opener. Con: he walks into the other room. (Eclat****)

In a pinch, used a letter opener to halve a super ripe avocado today. now feel a bit like macgyver. (Xo**)

My grandmother is the proud owner of the coolest letter opener ever. (NickDa*****)

SWITCHING GEARS: I have found that my letter opener serves me best as a back scratcher. What are some of your creative "back scratchers?" (Starrl******)

Still waiting. I want to stab some one so bad right now. With a dull letter opener. (Jennif******)

Got bored. Shoved my 9" long stainless steel letter opener all the way up my nose and pulled my pituitary gland out of my right nostril. (Bethbla******)

Dare I add Letter Opener Porn to the list? Yes my place in Special Hell is assured. (Bard****)

I need to get a letter opener. My envelopes are starting to look like beef jerky. (Rydo***)

At least the Letter opener gets its own theme music AND a close up (HotMes******)

EJ picks up a Letter Opener to kill Stefano. HAHAHA yeah a letter opener is going to take down Stefano. try again (HotMes******)

Mexican word is letter opener: "my sister-in-law saw me at the club last night with another chick. letter opener mouth and see what happens" (Dclik****)

I have put the scissors and letter opener out of reach just in case I feel the urge to stab an accounts administrator in the neck. (Clums*****)

Yourfacemakesme want to yank out my eyeballs with a letter opener! (EssI***)

Poker-Chips. High grade booze. Letter opener (hard to get on a plane). PS3. (Apdirt*****)

Oooh PrevuzeII is up and has the end of the letter opener scene! Wasn't James awesome in that scene? So much emotion! (AnnMc****)

The cheese slices in my Lunchable are stuck together so I'm using a letter opener to release them (Malb****)

Letter opener: "my sister-in-law saw me at the club last night with another chick. letter opener mouth and see what happens." (Aerow****)

Samurai Shodown Sen is here, complete with a Samurai Spirits sword shaped letter-opener. I love weird promo material. (Daves****)

I do enjoy using a letter opener. Makes every letter feel important, and adds an extra risk factor. (Stuha*****)

Using my letter opener to coax wadded paper and staples out of a jammed - and unplugged! - shredder. Like a chimp at a termite mound. (Blond*****)

Who needs booze when you got a portal makin' device and a letter opener that looks like a sword for Hobbits. or Infants. (APANZA*****)

Someone started to talk to me just as the song ive been listening for came on. please, please, someone hide my letter opener! (Rick***)

Hey, thanks for all of the leads! I want that Medusa letter opener. (SonOfSa******)

Currently using a pc for the first time in 2 years and I want to stab my eyes out with the nearest letter opener. (Jackie*****)

EverFeelLike stabbing someone with your letter opener. No. yeah, MeNeither. (JoJo****)

Irony : my letter opener (which is on my victorinox) was inside the letter that I wanted to open -_- (Monste*****)

Damn, you got the letter opener, I would've but it scratches the screen when i try to open an email (Shrim*****)

I want the Medusa letter opener I've seen in some of the giveaways. (Ana***)

For all you Lord of the Rings geeks, there is a bluray boxset that comes w/ Frodo's sword/letter opener. I didn't need that! (Tre1***)

Going to TacoTuesday tonight, if it's not the tacos I'm thinking of, I'm going to stab in the neck with a dull letter opener. (Paulberl*******)

My boss said she was going to buy me a letter opener for my bday (LorainF*******)

Theatrical release. Best Buy is doing a gift set with sword of Andruil letter opener. :D (Nikk***)

Haha we don't have a bluray player bt I tried convincing my mum to pick up the new LOTR trilogy only for the Anduril sword letter opener :D (OceanRo******)

Is the owner of Lord of the Rings on BluRay!! Haha! yeah I'ma loser!! Got the "Special" one with the letter opener!! hahaha! (Ndnj***)

I have 3 pairs of scissors and a letter opener at my desk at work. How did this happen? I'm not preparing for a riot nor a decoupage spree. (Johnmc******)

I only clicked the link only to see your nazi SS letter opener. Doh! (Juanchi*******)

What's Writer's Digest Toolbox. A book. I have a little cap-gun rifle and a sword letter opener I use for choreoging actions scenes. (KMWei****)

Saturday's surreal party leftovers litter the house. Ice pack in the washing machine. Letter opener in the bed. Broken fish slice. (JonP****)

Mcnabbwastradedfor a pack of lifestyles, a letter opener and a can of greens. (MrDummy*******)

Note to self: it's important to use a letter opener, otherwise huge paper cuts are a bad result. Ouch. (Angelat******)

You tried that *putting down award, picking up a letter opener* This looks good. (MichaelW*******)

Hahaha okay now your nerd is showing! A sword letter opener? So useful. (Thurtyso*******)

Same here! & I'm contemplating getting the new blu-ray set w/ all 3 movies, 7hrs of bonus features + a sword letter opener (ARe**)

Someone needs to chop up 's balls with a dull letter opener n then tossed in the blender for good measure. (Prince******)

I hope he uses that rusty letter-opener to kill everyone and end this movie PDQ (IDreamo******)

He misplaced his darts so he can't pick who to blame, he can't throw a letter opener well enough to make it hit the dartboard. (Howabo*****)

Yes! Lilly Pulitzer pj pants, notecards, fleur de lis letter opener and box. Mat got cuff links and 3 Vineyard Vines ties. (Whitale******)

Hah. I have a Remicade combination clock, USB hub and electric letter opener. (Doesn't make remedies though.) (JDMof****)

On my blacksmithing "to-do" list: Bathroom set, letter opener. orc sword. (Grapevi*******)

I told him I wanted a letter opener for Christmas, but no! He had to get me a new dog bed! (LostInHe*******)

The ninja apprentices are disputing S&D's claims to being "ninja masters." With a letter opener and a pencil sharpener. (DrPsyc*****)

Post apparently passes as a cat toy now. Well I'll never need a letter opener again. (Jac**)

Pass those items on over. I've got a letter opener here that I can help you with on the other item. (MashiMas*******)

My immune system is making me want to commit harry carrie with a letter opener. (Lizzy*****)

So, I just found what is either a letter opener or a collectible knife from when the Pope visited Manitoba in 1984. (Shadowre*******)

I remember when I had a letter opener. I wonder what ever happened to it. I ponder. (Hex**)

Hand Grenade. Coolest paperweight ever but a bad letter opener. (Funny*****)

Packing up my personal belongings JIC. all im taking is biz cards, my letter opener, & the chart for of bathrooms w/alcohol (420gree******)

If English homework was a person, I would stab it in the head with a letter opener. (Reales******)