60 External CommentsMy roommate and I just fixed our dryer with a ratchet screwdriver, a steak knife, and a can opener. (Shee****)
Blade. tweezers. toothpick. corkscrew. can opener. screwdriver. nail file, scissors. hook. ballpoint pen. fish scaler. wrench. Do ur thing & kill him! (Alejand******)
School is such a pain. I may or may not have broken my toe this morning when I dropped an electric can opener on it. Status still pending. (Stillse*******)
Got a tetanus shot so I won't have to replace my can opener or grooming scissors. (Blab****)
This can opener can open any can a can opener can open. if this can opener can't open any can a can opener can open. it cant be a can opener (Sami_****)
Anybody in know how to open a can w/o a can opener? I'm higher than mother goose and really want to make some soup. (Shanks*****)
Replies: "I'm nearly finished!" so I go over to look at her progress. she hasn't even put the can opener on the can yet. wow. (Sian_OhM*******)
Sittin here tryin 2 play irreplaceable on my guitar in the dark wish I had a Can opener :-( (LilLady******)
Don't judge me cashier lady; sometimes a can-opener is an emergency. at 10pm. on a Sunday (Sabi****)
Small bowl placing it onto the counter opening the pantry grabbing a can of tuna fish walking to the can opener plugging it in and opening (ClaireB*******)
Idk why. but I can never open a can with the can opener . I was really gettinq mad . So my dad was like pretend u know how to do it. it worked (KarmaB******)
Stupid some of the things I forgot how to do. Can opener. Didja know hammer not good substitute? Sorry, can't brain, I have the dumb today. (Mklink******)
It's really sad that my dad can't open a can even though we have a can opener but he's a hammer xD (Jesi****)
Homemade beans w / Dijon mustard, Maple syrup, bacon and German smoked wieners. No need for a can opener with these babies. (Gaumy****)
I finally learned how to use a can opener today, I'm so proud of myself (Jmust*****)
Sorting the kitcehn out. i cannot belive how much money we spent on little useless gadgets like a electric can opener. it broke after 3 days (Jadele*****)
Just spent like 20 minutes searching for a can opener, found one, then realized that these cans of chicken noodle have an easy-pull tab. FML (Hitokir******)
Would love to know where our can opener went Smh probably the same place as our salt shaker Smh no one will ever know. (Just***)
So on Friday I impaled my hand with a paint can opener. It still hurts. Should I be worried? (Starsiny*******)
Am back xD and just found out tht on my new rb cola can is a red can opener xDD (Vettel******)
My culinary skills range from ready-to-eat to ready-to-cook. My favorite utensils are the microwave and the can opener. Delish! (Danig****)
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, 'What am I doing' (CoachDi*******)
Took me 5 mins to open up a can of grass jelly, we need a new can opener (Sam***)
I want to eat my canned pineapples but I can't find my can opener this is why I don't want ppl borrowing my things cuz I never get them back (Shagu*****)
Just spent 30 full minutes trying to figure out how to open a can with a can opener- really? REALLY?!? Over it.. Refusing to have dinner (Alana*****)
Tonite I'm tryin to find sumbody fresh like canned goods and be there personal can-opener! (NoN_Fi******)
Whats sad is i really want to eat my spaghettio. but i dont know how to use the "up to date" can opener i only know how to use the old one:( (Misska******)
The can opener was invented 48 years after cans were introduced. (Randomf*******)
WhenImHigh I wonder. Why can't all cans have that self can opener thing on the top. I wouldn't need a can opener (CaTali*****)
I seriously have no clue what my son did with my can opener, but I would KILL for one of those right about now. (LuckiN******)
We went out into the street for earthhour. Returned to find we were robbed. At least it was only the tortoises and a can opener. (ROMI***)
I can't find the can opener.. is there another way to open it? This is why we should never run out of bread. (Banana******)
Got a new can opener because our old one was more of a can't opener. (ZombieD******)
My mom can't figure out how to use the new can opener. "all I can say it that its ergonomically correct" (AhrealM******)
Just saw an 18-wheeler misjudge an overpass and get ripped open like a can opener.. sick scene (Katiesa*******)
Try an old-fashioned pocket knife and that oddly shaped blade noone uses cause noone knows what it's for. It's a CAN OPENER! (Les_th*****)
Really need to get a can opener, luckily I had my pocket knife to open some Tikka Masala. (Petes*****)
Leatherman just sent me a brand new Charge TTi because I broke the can opener trying to "open" a ventilation duct with the last one. SCORE. (Brai***)
Can opener incased in glass block provided interesting discussion point with airport security during airport bag scan (Dan_br******)
Now the gremlins that live in the house need to quit hiding my manual can opener! (Memar****)
Asked Hubbs what food he wants 2pack for DC tomorrow. The answer: 'Canned beans. & a can opener. Maybe some tuna.' (Meno***)
Why is the old version type of can-opener so difficult to use! It totally screw me up ttm till I wanna throw it!! (Shadaj******)
I gots you a little Bon Voyage prezzie, my friend. A backpack full of canned tuna (w/ can opener), treats, and my own nip. (Buster******)
Wearing a cat suit and your shape looks like a can opener i use to open corn (JMo***)
I make it harda for dese wimps, i stay on dey necks no lettin up & i tote that can opener, dont make me bust yo 7up (IiMDA*****)
I got a can of whoop-ass. you'd better hope i don't find a can opener. (Alico****)
Broke another can opener. How are we going to open the corn?? Haha (BrittD*****)
Waiting for my "beauty treatment" and then I might go shopping for a can opener. I know! The excitement never stops around here. (Simps****)
It would be. if I could find a working can-opener! :/ We have a million knives&spatulas, but no can-opener?! I KNOW we had one. (Christ******)
AND. been on look out for can opener but not seen one yet! What's all that about? (Vicky*****)
Cans were first used to store food in 1772, although the first patent for a can opener did not occur until 1855 - (Studi*****)
Not really, bill stayed away. But it was worth giving bucky the can opener. He was free Haha (HoneyCh*******)
Tesco, you have five different types of pizza cutter but only one type of can opener - the same type that disintegrated on me today. (Campbel******)
The can opener I had was crap anyway. I was thinking "I really need a new can opener" just before it broke. (Campbel******)
Catnip so early in the morning? Hope you're not operating any heavy machinery, like the can opener. (KeyWest******)
I need to improvise a can opener. Mine has self-destructed half way through opening some baked beans. (Campbel******)
Ok, I'm damn fed up right now because I got no idea how to use a can opener!? (Lowp****)
You are a mess! Lol I'm gonna need you to invest in a can opener asap! (Cfo***)
Eff no! I would never I don't eff with cans don't even own a can opener.. Smh (DCn**)
You open your mouth and make noises at me, but I'm not convinced that makes you intelligent, ability to use the can opener doesn't count. (Bucky*****)