Bottle Openers - USA

Cleanin out 6 yrs worth of crap frm my desk. which was filled w/food. drugs. toys. bottle openers,&shot glasses. oddly very little actual wrk (Regula*****)

West wales garden party hog roast and a keg of ale. no need for bottle openers here :p (JonG****)

Just took a break from the hydraulic press and making 20mm Vulcan bottle openers, and bored a golf ball mortar barrel. Love hot cutting oil! (Bogi****)

Nyoko! :D I'm scouting 4 new bit*hes today, selling Hansa & Light 2moro. U want bottle openers & stuff? (The_rea*******)

We used the bottle openers to open the cannister entirely for development (Dallas******)

That empty feeling when you buy a beer and realize you dont have any bottle openers (SakiN****)

I'm the kind of guy that has two bottle openers on my keychain. cuz you never know! (JohnnyMc*******)

We gave out bottle openers last year for TAS what should we give out this year? (Torontoa*******)

I have about eleventy billion bottle openers, but I should probably buy the one that looks like a shark, right? (Patric******)

When I went to open my celebratory bottle of wine I realized that we packed all 4 of my bottle openers last night :( (Elizabe******)

Working on PAX swag! :) Any of you still have your black bottle openers from our first year? (Runic*****)

Yo, can i get one more of those bottle openers? if there are some left hahahaha (Dhul***)

Enjoying a few days in Stockholm, one of the coolest cities I've seen yet. but seriously, what hostel doesn't have bottle openers! (Kristin******)

On that note, does anyone else call bottle openers church keys? Or is that me and my 20's slang? (Wanderi*******)

My pool team won first place! just found out :) cant wait to give them the awesome bottle openers you made! they'll be perfect (Lithiasc*******)

Just ordered College Republican beer pong balls, bottle openers and koozies. Next time they'll think twice about electing an alcoholic. (A_ry****)

We need more bottle openers, a dishwasher, a maid and a KitchenAid mixer. Thanks for taking care of all that. (ReB***)

Last weekend, i learned that can openers are also bottle openers. (Robdiz******)

ITEM OF THE WEEK: Who doesn't like gifts? Ask about our bags, pens, mugs, contractor pencils, tape measures, bottle openers, shirts & more! (NewYor******)

I think they are more stupid objects with built in bottle openers than there are bottles that require an opener. (Bann****)

Personalized tumblers, keychains and keychains with bottle openers! DM me if interested :) (Maddylo******)

Isn't that why you have bottle openers? XD The pants thing well. idk. Man, I gotta find SOMETHING physically challenging to do. (Break****)

Ima say it. only alcoholics keep wine bottle openers in their purse. (Dwnp***)

Pinback buttons not quite your thing? Well, your in luck cuz' we also will be producing bottle openers and magnets. (Butt0nB******)

I now have flip flops made out of yoga mats. I bought these instead of ones that had bottle openers on the arches (CallM*****)

Yup they do. They are also issued with a Scottish Army Knife as well. No blade, but 3 bottle openers and 4 corkscrews (Psych****)

All the bottle openers at your favorite local bar have been replaced with novelty ones that say "Ooh yeah! Time for BEER!" (Bizmarki*******)

Is it excessive for one to have two bottle openers on one's set of keys? (Marenk*****)

Personalized keychains with bottle openers! DM me if interested! :)) (Maddylo******)

Latinos don't use bottle openers. Just corners, knives, lighters, teeth, etc. (AlexFr******)

As im laying down on The table my chiropractor asked what the metal things on the bottom on my sandals were. bottle openers doc (Jen_sc*****)

Just to give you an idea of what this family reunion is like- the 9 year old's flip flops have bottle openers on the bottom. (Aidan_Fa*******)

Seatbelts don't only save lives, they make great bottle openers! (Kooc***)

Is there a technical term for an evil spirit which hides bottle openers and corkscrews? Because I think we've got one in this house. (MarkG*****)

Wine bottle openers reviews : New Maxam 52oz Stainless Steel Oversized Mug Green Liner Screw Top Flipper Opening Sure-Grip Handle High Qual (Kitchent*******)

I thank the lord every day for inventing bottle openers. I don't know where I'd be without those (Deadly*****)

Cheap bottle openers : Buy New, Heavy-Duty Flat Bottle Opener, Bartender Bar Bottle Opener, Speed Bottle Opener, Stainless Steel, Set of 2 (Kitchent*******)

Nine million glasses from various "keep the glass" events, but zero bottle openers. Grr. (Mikeb****)

Either they're slowly transformin bud light tops 2 where they need bottle openers or my hands are gettin weak ohwell *take sip out of beer* (T_Ad****)

Go rob the beejezus out of Bed, Bath, and Beyond for some bottle openers (CliveL*****)

Got so many freebies today at freshers fair, I have about 8 bottle openers now. (J_Webst*******)

Kangaroo scrotum? like the bottle openers made from roo balls that aussie souvenir shops sell? (YasShini*******)

Freshers fair was freebie heaven. Keyrings, dominoes pizza, cups and bottle openers wahey. (Sabrin*****)

I decided to do 1 petty thing to my man everyday until he gives in to my demands & today's pettyoftheday is hiding all the bottle openers (MzSha****)

Loving my Showcase & Virgin Media bottle openers from the Fresher's Fair :D (Princes******)

Did you go today too? We had bottle openers and pens! You could of nabbed one! (Gnik****)

And I bet there were no bottle openers, either. They were rubbish at drinking in those days - complete amateurs. (Paper_*****)

You don't got no buttons or keychains? The plastic bottle openers wit the og logo would be old nigg (Thatnig*******)

Got some cool new signs, cups, and bottle openers from . Thanks guys! (NohosHa******)

If the government doesn't want people to drink and drive then why do they allow beer companies to make bottle openers that go on key chains (Kenny_O*******)

I have seven bottle openers in my room, why do I have seven bottle openers in my room? (Matty4n******)

Okay! but are you sure you don't want a fluffy koala?? omg or kangaroo testicle bottle openers?!?! (Hars****)

Just found out that north dorms dressers have 5 built in bottle openers. One on each drawer. Sawet! (Oshitshk*******)

The family at Adobe grows. Can only be good. Will miss the 'Duck' bottle openers at NAB/IBC though ;) (Simon_******)

Beers wit twist kaps r the best. I ain't got no time to be lookiin for bottle openers I'm tryna sip immediately (RockRol*******)

Why is it I don't have dental floss in my glove box, but I have two wine bottle openers? (Rosemar*******)

Oh and the principle was giving out little basketball bottle openers, and footballs that say 'use your brain abstain' hahahahahahaha (Megisch*******)

I have a desert spoon, 2 forks, 2 bottle openers 2 saucepans a waiters friend and 3 coles potato peelers, 1 of which works. (Catba*****)

Vimto!! Bags, pens, sweets, bottle openers, tea bags. All the things one needs in life! X (Megan****)

Yes for real ! Only henny & some sailor stuff & coke though. & they r giving everyone free bottle openers lol. (FuckinM******)