Toilet Seat - USA

Ok so what do u do when u go potty ( 1 lol) and u have run outta TP? You use the toilet seat covers! Lol!! dontjudgeme! Hahahaa! (Mom_du******)

And abundance of toilet seat covers + plants + gatorade + pinecones + trash = a satisfactory combination of things to decorate a car with. (Alyssas*******)

One thing I've noticed: cali is blessed with toilet seat covers and automatic hand dryers. I've seen NONE in florida (PILLO*****)

Home Staging Tip: Swap colored towels for plain white in all bathrooms and remove bathmats, toilet seat covers and toilet brushes from view. (ITs_Ta*****)

Excited to be home but I miss the widespread availability of toilet seat covers in the usa. (Mkan****)

Always spots the toilet seat covers only after he's laid the toilet paper. (SSha***)

Toilet seat covers? What about door handle covers, toilet paper dispenser covers, old lady who doesn't like to wash her hands covers? (LillyL*****)

Um just realized that my whole life i have been putting toilet seat covers on backwards!! it all makes sense now! (KolaOl*****)

Dis halloween ima dress up like a toilet seat and qo trick or treatin at rkelly 's house . WatchMeDoIt ! (SuckMyD******)

Ijustwannaknowwhy women complain about not leaving the toilet seat down. Don't they know it works both ways? (Cra***)

Uh maintainence better come fix my toilet seat. aint nobody playin wit them (Kuntryga*******)

FUN FACT: Your toilet seat has barely no bacteria on it as your butt skin has anti-bacterial absorbant tissue in it :) (Rachels*******)

Why can guys not learn to put the toilet seat down? Seriously it isn't difficult. even for males (Yasmin******)

One of my pet peeves is women who don't put the toilet seat back up when they're finished (Djko****)

Nodisrespectbut I dont trust any1s bathroom when I go 2 their house. I put toilet paper ova the WHOLE toilet seat b4 I sit &drop the DEUCE (I_Shoot_*******)

Great time last night! One of the best nights in Vegas I had (minus the "toilet seat incident" last visit). If you were there, you know. (Djruf****)

Ladies: either sit on the damn toilet seat or lift it up like a dude when you pee. do we have a deal? ugh. (Bexra*****)

Nodisrespectbut damn didnt i tell u dont to seat ur ass on my toilet seat.. "where my damn Lysol" *Martin voice* (Ladd***)

Came home to find out that my dad had taken the toilet seat of the downstairs toilet. Random. :-/ (TMaaa****)

Most impressive part of the King Tut exhibit. The ancient Egyptian toilet seat. Those pharos had big butts. The 8year-old boys and i cracked up (Highhee******)

Somestimes I just chill on the toilet seat and jamm to the music on my bb (H0lah0*****)

This toilet seat will be the death of me. My brother was on here not even a minute ago and its back to being as cold as ice. UGH (SnappleL*******)

I don't know how someone (not me) can leave that much pee on a toilet seat without getting it all over her leg, pants & the floor. REALLY. (Evon****)

I've just broke the toilet seat for the 3rd time :/ xx no comments plz :) xx (Frances*******)

Just did an interview with the Columbia College student newspaper about the toilet seat show. Will be out on Monday. (AmAcade*******)

Shee said u def should . look at that he leaves the toilet seat up & I bust out lauqhin .. KILL ME NOW ! lol (AimeMoi_*******)

Ijustwannaknowwhy it's impossible to put the frickin toilet seat down when guys are done using it! (Mormon_*******)

I'm gonna invent a toilet seat warmer upper. Everytime I sit down my butt gets frezing cold (MsBUN*****)

You know somebody is abt to cut up when they reach for the toilet seat covers! I hurried my ass outta there! lol (Nikki****)

One of life's great myteries: how exactly do you get poop on the toilet seat? (Traintra*******)

Turned 32 today. Found out that for my whole life I've been putting toilet seat covers on backwards. With age really does come wisdom. (Verbat******)

Question to all women. If a guy is taking a dump standing up should the toilet seat be up or down? (Rogerk*****)

Why does notions of high art become so clear, so distinct on the toilet seat? (Ahad***)

According to Whoopi bitting ur nails is like licking the toilet seat. (Bstr***)

Effective parenting is about asking the right questions. Example:Instead of "who peed on the toilet seat?" ask "Who doesn't lift the seat?" (JanDeB*****)

ESU took all the toilet seat covers out of the bathrooms?!? How cheap. (MrSolo******)

I just left the toilet seat up. for no other reason than I can. and the TV volume is still at an audible level. BLISS. (BarneyA*******)

Afternoon nap - Done - Tick! Prune Hydrangia - Tick! Now, fix toilet seat, clean heat pump filters, get ready for game! Yippee (SiF***)

Where can I get a heated toilet seat with a water jet/spray 'cleaning' facility like they have in Japan? (Tcal***)

Stupid bathroom set up in Calidonia's Timmies. Toilet seat it set right in front of huge crack in the door opening. Very discomforting. (Mjj***)

Yellow erthangg . yellow books. yellow toilet seat. yeellow teeth. yellow bed sets. yellow babys. yellow food. lol (YUNGK*****)

Who wants to help me boost a toilet seat w/ some awesome graffiti art (Divine******)

This has been a very productive day, got my id processes, amazing new drenching rain shower head and new toilet seat tomm. join the gym!! (K_ha****)

I see more ass then a toilet seat and a sofa couch put together! (Iamth*****)

Garage sale items so far: baskets, Americana decor, light fixtures, decorative flags, new toilet seat, small kitchen appliances, toys, etc. (Nutm***)

Omg were at the horse farm and we had to go to the bathroom and the toilet seat leads to the ground disgusting! (Luvs2s******)

Wrapping a toilet seat in drab crushed velvet fabric in order to enhance things in the guest bathroom. (ALSubg*****)

I'm pretty sure if apple did toilet seats it'd be the most expensive toilet seat in the world. (Hattic*****)

If has a wife or gf I feel sorry for her. Lol, he has a team of fan girls. :O the guy must get more ass than a toilet seat (French_******)

Atari Jaguar complete with toilet seat CD add on gets a full page in Stuff magazine this month! Finally cool? (EGVr***)

From the iPhone app: (516): Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter. (IMac_N*****)

Who is going to use what appears to be an unwanted toilet seat cover that's been shoved back into the dispenser? (Ecor***)

So i've always had a fear of public restrooms also very particular about where i poo. now in strange bathroom with no toilet seat cover. . (Jor**)

Apparently I should tell you that a butt gasket is a toilet seat cover. said he's never heard it called that before (Tricia*****)

A BIG thank you from my left ass cheek to the person that left half (yes half) a toilet seat cover in the dispenser. Very generous. (Pickmeup*******)

We truly work with a scumbag or two. Someone at work just stuffed a used sanitary toilet seat cover back into the dispenser. (XClif*****)

Someone at work just stuffed a used sanitary toilet seat cover back into the dispenser. (Tusital******)

Three banners? I think so! I was standing near the decorated Tokio Hotel toilet seat cover that was holding up. :p (Yind***)

Yeahyousexybut you got a toilet seat cover hangin out the back of your pants. (ThatL****)

Passel of overexcited teenage girls squealing over the plastic toilet seat cover machine in the bathroom. Saints preserve us. (Wr**)