60 External CommentsCelebrities walk on the red carpet because they are famous, me and my friends walk on toilet paper cuz we're the shiz! (Tracie*****)
Can I beat my daughter out her sleep for using all the toilet paper and not putting a new roll in the bathroom? (Xotic****)
U gotta go to the bathroom so bad and u end up dropping your phone in the toilet (KS_Ni****)
Afmlmoment rushn 2 the bathroom to piss after holdn it for 2 hours and hitn everything BUT the toilet (_ZM***)
Well, if you want to use a bathroom, help yourself. The toilet's in the back. (M1) (3Dante_*******)
My uni is like being in china. And this is the toilet sign u find in the int buildings Bcoz they dont know how to use it (Shagade*******)
Mark of a good day: played on a lathe and turned (get it) a toilet arm into an extruder barrel. (Bux***)
I'm still troubled about the razor/toilet situation! Sorry dad, but a toilet has a lid for a reason! (NikN****)
Just made a huge boo boo! Heard humming noise coming from parents bathroom cabinet, opened it & dad's razor flew out & landed in the toilet! (NikN****)
Dear New Cat, Perhaps you would like to drink out of your clean fresh water bowl, rather than out the toilet? I mean jeez. Love, Swistle (Swistle_*******)
Waitrose (UK posh supermarket) launches up market toilet paper called Cashmere w casmere extracts. Nice. (KarenBr*******)
Does your cat prefer to go outside for toilet or use indoor cat litter box? (Chatea******)
Maintenance is gone. left a mess on my floor, toilet, in the sink and tub. put my trash can in the cat litter box. knocked down my . cont (_nothin*******)
Dy aint had runnign water in her hous in 2 years! This beesh been using Adult Diapers instead of a toilet b/c thereis no water! (2btlj****)
AND she's been using adult diapers instead of the toilet, & piling the used diapers up in the house. The feces ate a hole in her floor -_- (Sixxg****)
Let's not go and get stoned instead. i pick styrofoam balls out of weed while sitting on toilet. wg bursts in. we talk about (?) i'm on chat (EM**)
My toilet legitimately sounds like its breathing. wasnt this the story line for one of the captain underpants books? i think yes (Eric***)
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I wish I had a full length mirror so I wouldn't have to step on the toilet to see my whole outfit lol (Shyla*****)
Last week: sf, napa, lake shasta, siskyou mountains, pacific crest trail, mt. hood, ashland, rogue river! this week: bed, desk, toilet. (Delicio*******)
Have you ever seen person, who earns 9 dollars every minute of eating. sleeping. sitting at toilet:)? I seen him last week (L490***)
Would anyone like to move in with flatmates that dont like clean up after themselves in the toilet (Riverab*******)
Itsreallyannyoingwhen theres no toilet tissue left on the roll! (LuvjO*****)
I've learned more from toilet walls than i've learned from these words of yours. (Xtian*****)
Y do pple have this "guilty" look on them wen walkin outta the toilet/washroom?? (Celev****)
They mst have had a special on lakers jerseys in the toilet paper aisle at walmart. (Kee***)
Itsreallyannoying when u realize you've ran out of toilet paper right after taking a shit (Bobby****)
The only reason why I have to take a sick leave today is that. At home. I'm so close to a "toilet" and can go any time! Hahahaha.. T_T (Bedo****)
Going to the toilet after someone has been punishing it for 15 mins straight thatsabadidea let that mthafcka air out ! (AniaS*****)
Ilove i love to be freaky. i dont mean sexually, i mean stalk u, stand over u while u sleep, and puttin camera's in yo toilet kinna freaky (Big_***)
I cant stand when dicks leave the toilet see up and you fall in, assholes (Onyour*****)
Dam I really almost just fell into tha toilet. who does that shit (no pun intended) ?? Smh (Fuck_Wi******)
Nothing like a trip back to tortoise-speed dial up days when you try browsing on the phone while sitting on the toilet. (Natha****)
Hello tyrese gibson was just in my store. star of transformers was in my store. his wife bought alot of toilet paper. (Daan****)
I appreciate the little things in life, like when the maids fold the end of my roll of toilet paper into a little triangle, how sweet. (Thop****)
Skipped lunch. not go to toilet since 9am. empty water bottle. bad hair. and JUST finished the drawings on time for the client T_T (TfS***)
So glad "rampike, vol. 19, no. 1: visual poetics" is here in the library bathroom so i have something to read on the toilet. (Yves****)
So u sayin I gotta manually flush yo toilet. n tap the knob so the water stop running (_no***)
Kids flowed the toilet! damn, i hear water is over the floor, in kroger trying to find a solution to this problem! (Rdhu***)
At Custom Content Council conference in Nashville. Hotel room toilet features flush buttons labeled 1 and 2. Neat. (Vgio***)
I'm glad White Castles don't sell milk shakes cuz I'd be on the toilet like ol boy on dumb and dumber after he drunk dat laxative. Lol (Dollah*****)
Why is it that whenever my sister decides to give me "advice" or tries to "help" my entire week just goes down the toilet. (Syn3st*****)
One of the biggest sins is leaving a whole load of shit and cigarette butt in the toilet for others to find. (Iami***)
Welcome to mhi/ mommy's helper in booth 1522with suction cup balance assist bar, child safety items, toilet training products (Hardwa******)
I would like to know why there is a sticker of princess diana on the door of one of the toilet cubicles in the sixth form toilets. (Beccawon*******)
Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch. A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides. (Mymobile*******)
Nail clippers clogged the toilet at the 43-fun. Not again!?! Gets us every time! (Bkmc***)
Not to mention my bathroom. Pink walls, pink floor, pink toilet, pink sink, pink toothbrush holder. (NFa***)
I went into my mothers toilet to brush my teeth and i found 10 toothbrushes in the toothbrush holder?? only my mother and sister uses that?! (Joelsim*******)
At least there's cold water to boil, imagine waking up to no bath tub and no toilet, it happened to me, i was so devastated! (FASHIONI*******)
You would have thought that in a maternity hospital where women are having babies the toilet roll wouldnt be like sandpaper (Rebekah******)
Walking thru target carrying cat litter, cat food, toilet paper with my middle blouse button undone. Classy. (Katieb*****)
Slow drain? Believe it or not, clumped cat litter can become a major source of clogging if flushed down the toilet. (Mkenne******)
True or False. did my ex husband ever use the cat box for a toilet? (R4**)
Love watching lockup- did this dude just rip the toilet out the wall? (Hairbyn******)
Why put a toilet in storage when you can smash it to smithereens at the dump? (C_*)
Organizing the bathroom cabinet n shelves & waiting for the Lysol toilet cleaner to do it's magic. (_Jes****)
Bukit Batok's Mac's Toilet is the Cleanest so Far. N nice ambience. With Bose speaker Playing Class 95fm. Lol. (Bxu**)
Kidlets playing in bubbles-I say"Bubble. bubble, toil&Trouble"Boy6-what's that? Me? Macbeth. Him? "Sounds like bubble. bubble toilet trouble." (CarlaJ******)
Nizz: "the thing i love most about your toilet, is when the radiator's on, the loo roll's warm" (Sophiee******)