60 External CommentsCelebrities walk on the red carpet because they are famous, me and my friends walk on toilet paper cuz we're the shiz! (Tracie*****)
Can I beat my daughter out her sleep for using all the toilet paper and not putting a new roll in the bathroom? (Xotic****)
Waitrose (UK posh supermarket) launches up market toilet paper called Cashmere w casmere extracts. Nice. (KarenBr*******)
They mst have had a special on lakers jerseys in the toilet paper aisle at walmart. (Kee***)
Itsreallyannoying when u realize you've ran out of toilet paper right after taking a shit (Bobby****)
Hello tyrese gibson was just in my store. star of transformers was in my store. his wife bought alot of toilet paper. (Daan****)
I appreciate the little things in life, like when the maids fold the end of my roll of toilet paper into a little triangle, how sweet. (Thop****)
Walking thru target carrying cat litter, cat food, toilet paper with my middle blouse button undone. Classy. (Katieb*****)
Always spots the toilet seat covers only after he's laid the toilet paper. (SSha***)
Why did I Grab a piece of toilet paper when there seat covers? Two more hours. (SarahG*****)
Toilet seat covers? What about door handle covers, toilet paper dispenser covers, old lady who doesn't like to wash her hands covers? (LillyL*****)
Girls could be so nasty. This ghetto hospital had toilet paper tied up against the wall and there was a panty liner in the middle of it (AimeMoi_*******)
Graphing calculators were the best invention ever next to toilet paper! i don't know if toilet paper is an invention though? lol (Anita__******)
Toilet paper cozy dresses that fit barbie dolls: i need some. possibly this means relearning how to crochet. (Ruf***)
Nodisrespectbut I dont trust any1s bathroom when I go 2 their house. I put toilet paper ova the WHOLE toilet seat b4 I sit &drop the DEUCE (I_Shoot_*******)
Anybody in Dekalb County, Preferably Stone Mountain got a roll of toilet paper I can borrow?? (SinTh****)
So, I was changing the toilet paper roll, and dropped the rod holder into the commode. MLIA.] (Lane***)
Im at costco. costco is big. u can buy a Cartier watch and a decade of toilet paper in the same store. cool? (GabeT*****)
I have a goddamn butane torch but no sandpaper. That's like saying you have a llama but no toilet paper. Can't use one to replace the other. (Heathe*****)
Looking for lucite or acrylic bathroom accessories (towel bar, toilet paper holder) &statement mirror (beveled) (Amani*****)
There's a sandwich and a jar of honey on my night stand. Also a tiny christmas stocking and a roll of toilet paper. (Natalie*******)
Dear PR professionals: I do not need information about gout, toilet paper wedding dresses, or a product called "poo-pouri". merci. (Evach*****)
Disney has their own line of wedding dresses? Do they have their own line of toilet paper too? haha (Courtni******)
If it doesn't involve creative uses of toilet paper rolls, apple cores, soda cans or electric stoves it doesn't count. (BjornTo******)
Sat in the bathtub and made a snow village out of toilet paper. (Anti****)
Me neither. BTW, American paperbacks are often printed on toilet paper. This is why I mostly buy US books as hardcover. (Long***)
Bruh man why would u leave a note under the bathroom sink? I figure u would look there since I used up all the toilet paper! Lmao! (Sweeti*****)
How come babies get baby wipes, but grown people stuck wit toilet paper. i want dat guud smell too (Purpo*****)
Random Is it me or hav y'all made homemade baby wipes by taking toilet paper & dabbing it under water to wet it so u can wipe ur ass? (JM3B***)
Morning people ! "Tip of the Day" baby wipes beat toilet paper all day (OTB_***)
Japanese ones have washers and dryers so no toilet paper needed! Heated seats too. In Morocco, a bucket of water + footholds! (Casa****)
Current plans: biodegradable rotastack cages for hamsters, "eco-chimneys", start selling extra wide toilet paper. (Badmac******)
Asked my husband why a roll of toilet paper is on the kitchen island. He couldn't find the kleenex. I forgot to put it back. On the printer! (Jennife******)
GoodNight. don't throw the used toilet paper in the trash boys. it'll collect ants. Gag! lmfao (XOJEli******)
I just assumed that the first use was something like toilet paper, fish n chips wrapping, or bird cage lining. (Why**)
Major bill to ground control. ive come across a location filled w/ toilet paper guarded by women w/ boxers on their heads (BillZ*****)
The janitor in fulton is complaing about how she just put toilet paper in the bthrm and now there is none. (Aesthet*******)
Ingenuity: Wrap a VIOLIN bow end with toilet paper sprayed with Lysol to clean out 3 years worth of a spider's home (or should I say nests!) (Saka***)
I don't get why we still use paper mail. or paper money. Paper toilet paper. that I get. (Dfo***)
Gotta sh*t in a gas station bathroom with no toilet paper, 2 flies , & a Readers Digest on the seat (RealNig*******)
My grandma bought me a 9 pack of toilet paper for some reason, but it's way too nice. It feels like I'm flushing little mini baby blankets. (Joshbec*******)
About to take a dump. Got no toilet paper so this Pittsburgh Steelers' Terrible Towel will do. (Genghis******)
Things to get: Petco cat stuff and nips, deodorant, facials, toilet paper, fruity snacks, orange, ketchup, vinegar, 7up, eggs, bacon, forks (102**)
I'm grocery shoppin and there's a silver jewelry counter and i can't understand why u'd get jewelry the same place u'd get toilet paper (DLAN***)
Omg, of course it would be me to wake up having to use the bathroom really badly with only a half sheet of toilet paper to be found. (Angthe*****)
Yes, i just pilfered some toilet paper out my roomie's bathroom. y? bkuz im out n i REFUSE 2 go by a 2pack (which is the smallest sold) (Mslilwe*******)
The bandage for my knee consists of a piece of toilet paper and a rubber band holding it to my knee. Ghetto? I think so. :) (FTSK****)
No matter how poor I become I'll never skimp on 4-ply embossed toilet paper with little puppies, ducklings and sea shells printed on it (BrunoB******)
Ironically, he's never thrown anything that "didn't" have value into the toilet. like bath toys, or toilet paper rolls. (AutoReli*******)
Friday we just got in new towel bar bracket sets and toilet paper rollers. (ReStore******)
Water, dog food, knives, gun/ammo, flashlight, batteries, SOAP, toilet paper, etc. Plastic tarp/poncho for RAIN! (Mike****)
Objects i wish : toilet paper, men's nose hair clippers, a barbershop chair, a shot glass, and a bible. (Msru****)
I don't like that the toilet paper roll handle is so far from the toilet, what happened to arms reach? (H2o***)
Takin mom dukes to shop rite list Lettuce tomatoes cucumbers crab meat prov cheese corn beef onions toilet paper rye bread. N cigarettes lol (MrCart*****)
Not as active as you! Ionian islands. Most culture was Onassis's Scorpios. No one warned me about the toilet paper situation! (Lifel****)
I'm at a church and the toilet paper they use is called "heavenly soft." Perfect. (Boej****)
Haha I know! People were getting a few paper towels and I brought the whole toilet paper roll for you:-P (Kimmi*****)
Just realized: At the grocery store earlier, I walked around w/a bag of dark carob-peanut clusters perched atop a package of toilet paper. (Milog*****)
Future The Prophet Chuck! (to present Dean)- Some free advice. When you get back there. You hoard toilet paper. (Buffyang*******)
Got Loofah? Got anymore of that toilet paper on sale. Bold Fresh brand? (Thegree******)
