60 External CommentsI am totally rocking my suit today. My cuff links shine like diamonds. My creases sharper than razor blades. My tie screams power. Engaged! (DanGu*****)
Also swallowing razor blades, or so it seems, thanks to atest germ warfare fallout from weekend with lovely - but snotty - little people (Susangre*******)
Good Morning Mum, you moody cow. And no school today, head feels like it's full of cotton wool and my throat feels like razor blades! :( (Madis*****)
Super glue is sometimes better than a band-aid. cautionary : when you slice polymer clay canes, be careful. razor blades = sharp. (Smitt*****)
OH:"I used to have a whole drawer of razor blades" cutter? Hair problem? (Dantem*****)
Damn, is that song, Need You Now, sold with razor blades? 'Cause that's a wrist slitter for sure by the 10th play at 2 am. I would guess. (Becca*****)
And some guy just died in an ice skating accident. I have a phobia of ice skates. WHY would you wear shoes with razor blades attached?!! (Misguide*******)
French press and wiring razor blades. Don't try this at home, kids. (Acna***)
I would rather be at work then feel like I swallowed a box of razor blades. (Jess****)
I love the way the chemist stocks pregnancy testing kits next to the razor blades. (Heathe******)
Mate me too I'm gutted just at my audition now and my throat feels like I'm swollowin razor blades. Not happy. Hope ur ok. x (Glenn****)
Audition time. Lets do this. Im preparing myself 4the ache 2morrow =) Not so pleased that I think I might av tonsilitus. Razor blades much!! (Glenn****)
My throat feels like someone stuck razor blades down it, ouch. blocked facebook to do some work. hope i dont get addicted 2 instead! (Helzy****)
Man i've got a head like a bombay money lender and a throat that feels like i've swallowed razor blades. Possible freshers flu? (Scottbal*******)
I dunno what I ate, but my stomach apparently has turned it into razor blades. ouch (Erik_Cun*******)
I sent my nephew to the store to get more plates razor blade more plates razor blades more plates I turn the block into a morgue place (Tuck****)
Stick ya Justin Bieber up your arse, I would rather swallow razor blades than talk with likes of ass whores like you (Danije******)
IHaveAThing4 girls that keep razor blades in they tongues, even though they kinda freak me out. (1Her***)
It's usually not a good idea to encourage people with razor blades on their feet to kick more often. (Superst******)
Punk rock? Is that the kind of music where kids cut each other with razor blades and knives? (Hound****)
Cigarettes and ice cream and fendi body bags. Blood and cupcackes with razor blades on them m boys are candy! LOL (Vikki*****)
Lol. Meatlocker poster would have been spray paint or razor blades and blood and who knows what other fluids. (ReturnOf*******)
Watching the cubs is like eating razor blades everyday for 102 years, each time expecting this time, it will be pleasant. (Angry****)
Ok. So it totally feels like I am swallowing rusty razor blades. (Fifibut******)
Haha I'm not surprised! The numerous razor blades we bought probably didn't help either. (Princes*******)
Her voice sounds like she swallowed some damn razor blades. I can't with her looking like Swizz Beats. (Aivers******)
Little one, little one, your soul is purging. Your love of razor blades, your blood is surging. (Greg***)
Things the TSA confiscated today: 4.5oz toothpaste tube. Things the TSA missed: pack of 12 razor blades. Not cartridges, bare blades. (Carm***)
Yeah! holding it down! she keeps razor blades in her lv clutch! mayonnaise coloured benz, she pushes miracle whips (Mensa*****)
I think I'm going to stay away from anything with "chipotle" in it. I feel like my insides are filled with hot razor blades. (Patmc*****)
My tears run down like razor blades ik im not the one to blame its you. Or is it me? (Supp_****)
All the open razor blades in my shower make me feel like Jigsaw is after me. Living with girls is terrifying (Diablo******)
I'm going to try! Chills & fever yesterday, razor blades in the throat today. Hopefully by Thursday. (TricommS*******)
Well I no longer have razor blades in my throat but wow, taking a sick day really piles up the work. See ya later . Busy monday! (Unbreli******)
Well, how do you expect them to compete with the kids selling cookies with razor blades in them? (Jonatha******)
Listening to a pensions presentation. pass me the razor blades! (Mr_gi*****)
It feels like I have razor blades down my throat. busy, busy day ahead. (Ivyla****)
Sometimes looking at the box of razor blades at home gives me an exciting rush. Like I want to cut myself. (Driven******)
Lemonade razor blades and a plate of blow. chef for my connect he text me back where to go (LeXve*****)
My tears run down like razor blades. All the words we never said come out and we're ashamed. Its a bit too late its over. take it back.. (Vanicu*****)
Been up since 4.00 am, talking hard throughout the day. That on top of my leftover cold & I sound like I've been gargling razor blades. (Eliw***)
Woke up feeling like sumone put razor blades in my drink n gave a child a hammer to hit me in the head with! (Mizzd****)
Hurrah someone has finally removed the razor blades from my throat can almost hold a conversation again (Shaunw*****)
I didn't kno we had one.. and if you ever text me at 9am again, im comin at you w razor blades and lemon juice (Ayo***)
I has razor blades, if i can find that iso alcohol i can perform a small operation and pull out all my intestines, wonder how long they are! (Aa**)
Think I caught some sun stroke last night. My neck is still cooking. Feels like my shirt collar is lined with razor blades (Char****)
The Ten Tenors are to visit. Once upon a time just 1 would do. A bit like razor blades. (Bck***)
I feel like death warmed up. I also seem to have razor blades lining my throat. FML! =( (Insane_r*******)
My throat feels like razor blades not good at all! Everyone at work has had colds & flu! (Flet****)
Wow. I thought sfgiants loss today was heartbreaking. until that sjsharks finish. Man, hide the razor blades. (Shim****)
Sometimes i think about how precious and blesses life is I just read these trending topics and wanna get some razor blades and narcotics. (BlackC******)
Haha tru i pull out razor blades lmao my cuz frm bk taught me that lol (Chiina******)
Nicki Minaj's speaking voice is more unpleasant than eating a bowl of razor blades with sour milk. (Kareems******)
Teamblackgirls.. stop walking around w. razor blades.. yoasswilgotojail!! seeyasuckaa! (Sega****)
I am on a thin wire on one side is pillows ready to soften the fall on the other side shards of glass and razor blades ready to shred me . (Forgote******)
Cut it quicker like hot butter on razor blades. cut it dat houraly way tho bruh bruh (Bosk****)
That's not punk anymore. Now they cut themselves in their bedrooms with razor blades. Or is that emo? I get my genres mixed up. (Dkko****)
Watching "The Green Mile" for the 12th time again!! Bet you won't exchange sinus for pissing razor blades? LOL!! (Egne****)
Ive had about 3 hours sleep. feel like ive swallowed a packet of razor blades. head is still muzzy. nose is blocked (Shellsy*******)
We're issuing an immediate recall of drop-side "guillotine" baby cribs made out of razor blades and asbestos. If you own one seek help. (Nanny****)
