Razor - USA

Caught my fingernail on a razor blade. Nearly threw up. Just thought I would share. (_sarah******)

Running through the house naked! Want to shave but cant find my razor! (BriBriTh*******)

Spring Special: Traditional straight razor shave w/ Mini-Facial Lots of relaxing hot towels! (HipBarb*******)

I have to admit that my electric razor's been buzzing a lot lately. very hard to get around the workarounds (BunnysG*******)

I need a new eyeshadow palette (the coastal sands one), eyebrow razor, and a gel eyeliner. (Bidadari*******)

Just found my Onyx - All We Got Iz Us CD! Gonna go shave my head and hide a razor in my mouth now. (CMir***)

Still assessing the Venus Embrace, but it was lots better than Mach 3 that needs new blades. Yeah yeah, Mach 3 was a "boy razor". :P :) (CatGir*****)

Dis kid came 2 class w/ a razor scooter a red one to n said he uses that from his car to skool so he wnt b late. SMART IDEA! (OooCud******)

If your riding a razor scooter on campus I hope its not by choice because you look like a fool (FlyGu****)

You are my favorite my savior my razor the tears that fill my bong when all is wrong (Smile*****)

Nearly watched a full Ep of Grey's last night, all I can say is get me a razor and slice my nads to ease the pain! (Dan_B****)

Uh oh somebody has upgraded 4rm a razor 2a bb. Its about time wheren all that coogie witout a nice phone wasn't cuttn it (Showtym*******)

Quick! Lock the door i found my straight razor and bottle of jack! (Monta****)

Was trimming my beard. battery of my razor finished in between. Charging it again. . My face is looking really funny now. lol (Shaanh*****)

Bout to getta board when iget home whenever dat is but mah shit cracked chipped nd razor tail all thre not cool (Snac***)

I am totally rocking my suit today. My cuff links shine like diamonds. My creases sharper than razor blades. My tie screams power. Engaged! (DanGu*****)

If you change your razor blade when the colored stripe turns white then you're what's wrong with America. I know, I've done it before. (Mikes****)

Your gentle eyes like a razor blade They cut me open, you look right through I give it all to you (Thenz*****)

Why did this lady just walk to my desk to ask me a question. and she has RAZOR BUMPS on her neck?? maybe i should be askin the questions (MissPri*******)

Is it bad to end the day with a little Radiohead? I don't think so, pass the razor (PartTim*******)

Shedding the winter clothes. Turns out I wasn't wearing leg warmers! I think I heard my razor cry! (Donni****)

ALERT: customer in vicinity of Rite Aid razor cage. Employees, please secure all exits. (Clark*****)

Bahahahahha now the razor just died. pft now i dont have a phone (Protom*****)

I got a dog named Razor Blade, he will eat u up if u come near me. Still got it like that! (LizzieE******)

So my phone is dead. im using a razor now. o well i dont have anyones number so yea (Protom*****)

I'm still troubled about the razor/toilet situation! Sorry dad, but a toilet has a lid for a reason! (NikN****)

I don't understand how I got so badly cut by this razor and I wasn't even shaving. ugh, only me!! (Got2lu******)

Lol. why my nephew trynna b grown grabbed my sisters bf razor & tried 2 shave his face now he got 3 cuts on his face (Wjone*****)

Just made a huge boo boo! Heard humming noise coming from parents bathroom cabinet, opened it & dad's razor flew out & landed in the toilet! (NikN****)

At the dermatologist waiting in a room. I see a shot and a razor blade on the counter. I feel light headed! Hope they aren't for me! (Cindlec*******)

Also swallowing razor blades, or so it seems, thanks to atest germ warfare fallout from weekend with lovely - but snotty - little people (Susangre*******)

Scar-ridiculed knees, razor-kissed wrists, taped-up hearts, blister-laden shoulders, an outcast's masquerade of joy. (Sere****)

Nigel Twiston-Davies still has Beat The Boys, Ballyfitz, Ollie Magern, Irish Raptor, Razor Royale, Hello Bud and Knowhere in Grand National (Honest*****)

Freaked out this morning because I just remembered I left my razor and shaving cream at work. Blending into the college population today o_o (Miste*****)

Yea i def cut myself like 3 times with that dang razor! But hey, my jeans look good!! The things I do for fashion! lol (SexYxx******)

Cutting my jeans. this razor betta not cut me!! Or should I say i betta not cut myself lol (SexYxx******)

Pseudo-argument with the (very nice) lady at Sally Beauty Supply before walking out w/my new razor comb. I don't cry over spilt hair, lady! (Katiev******)

Watched Razor's Edge. 1946 version w/ Tyrone Power & Gene Tierney. Loved it. (Traveli******)

Oh and if today I can also locate a vintge, bone handled straight razor in one of the numerous antique shops along the way? Epic win (Twiste*****)

Wish i couldve taken a picture of what i just saw. picture windsurfing but onthe street with a razor scooter and a large plastic bag (Dinosaur*******)

I carved "love" into my leg with a razor blade today. lol, im regretting it, because i have to run a mile tommarow in gym. (Okamis*****)

Good Morning Mum, you moody cow. And no school today, head feels like it's full of cotton wool and my throat feels like razor blades! :( (Madis*****)

Michael Clarke advertising a 5-blade razor. Sounds more like the D-Gen late show sketch than a real ad! (Confused*******)

Just saw an automatic razor blade. will have to tell my emo friends. I'm just kidding. I have no emo friends. (Liame****)

Super glue is sometimes better than a band-aid. cautionary : when you slice polymer clay canes, be careful. razor blades = sharp. (Smitt*****)

I guess I am packed. pretty sure I forgot something. Let's see: shaving razor, nail clippers, 4.1 oz bottle of clear liquid, matches. (Pauld*****)

Eastcoastrules never go 2 a house party without a razor knife box cutter pistol or a bulletproof vest (Jay__H*****)

Why does Verizon get such Sh*tty phones. Honestly. AT&T gets Nokia and we get. Motorola? They brought us such hits as. the Razor? (AndroidB*******)

DontActLikeYouNever had a Motorola Razor! Just kause we all on teamblackberry teamiphone and teamdroid now! lol (ArnaNerd*******)

I'm going to give Mrs Laywright my old Motorola Razor II. She'd like that. I need y'all to stay mum on that, its gonna be a big surprise! (RufusLa*******)

Question of da day: can u b a hardcore gangster wit a motorola razor? Or any flip phone? (Succe*****)

WhoRemembers when the motorola Razor was the most popular fone out?!? (Twomp_*****)

I just told this dude Im the master of jailbreaking phones. But his "Motorola Razor" is not one of them (RobDie*****)

S**tuseeincleveland dude walking wit his motorola razor playing neighbors know my name and singing along lol lol (Bigli*****)

Jojomustfeel like a motorola razor in the mist of iPhones lmao (Airr****)

Looks like I'll be kicking it old school with my Motorola Razor phone for a few days since I broke my Blackberry this morning. Oops! (Jama****)

Shaved my face with a "lady razor" out of necessity. It was smooth and hugged every contour. I may never go back (RyanO*****)

Rice is just Number 7 in best hands. Razor is 100th among 200.0 Wide Receivers (Razor8******)

Razor: (On the holding the stick call) "He had a firm grip on James Neal's . weapon." why did he pause and not say.? (Bigtra******)

Laidback. idgaf: yu hoes cnt compared to me nd my bxtches. hahaha fhucks wit the best. blow up the alltel razor: (Chell****)