60 External CommentsJust cancelled my booking for Italy. Anyone want a free hotel night in Milan. April 16. let me know. I prepaid for one night already (Momol****)
Spinning wheel is now a NEED situation :) i've just spun in one night more than i could in a week on my drop spindle. (Iamsun******)
There is only so much fist pumping i do in one night. Even with ed hardy shirt. (Lasc****)
Carpet cleaners and inventory in one night. Haha what a hilarious idea. (Lionell*******)
You know you're corny when you see "one night stand" and think of two jokes about bedroom furniture. (Owt***)
For one night I shall root for basketball and my Ohio State Buckeyes. Go Bucks! (JonSm*****)
DontActLike you never told ya mom about that one night on the dinosaur ride at Knotts Berry Farm back in 03 for the senior field trip! (Original*******)
Ever since that one night I check bhind the shower curtain everytime lol. no seriously! (Sabr****)
I feel like staying in a haunted house for one night with my friends. (GETto*****)
Ugh second fire drill in one night ugh come on bushnell, I was so close to being knocked out (super angry face) (MaryWa******)
Figures that the one night I can watch NCIS, it's one I've already seen. (Jzei****)
Dont want to go to class tonight. But I have to. I hope I dont get ticketed. I dont think I should buy a parking pass for one night class. (Kristi******)
Damn. The one night I didn't take reaper on the usb drive is the night I need it most! Gr (Obiwo****)
New york city, go see caspa and benga and cubic zirconia tonight at webster hall! miami, come see us at one night only at karu & y. 5am set (Djay***)
Enough Valkyria Chronicles for one night. Review later today but first bed with Los Campesinos!'s newest album. (Jonc***)
Was it a lame attempt for a one night stand? Was I a back up choice, just-in-case? Was he appeasing the parentals & show some effort? (Browngi*******)
It starts with a one night stand and then it progresses from there depending on how good the omlet was. (Zenlike******)
I laugh everytime EWF's Reasons is played at weddings. The song is about a one night stand. But its played at every reception. Hahahaha (MusicFa******)
Now usually i leave the club with a dude that's got a chic. take them to my hotel for a one night stand! (ImFKN_*****)
Honestly, I'd have a one night stand with Hugh Laurie. Oh, major crush. (Tall****)
Blowin up my phone after i put it on ya? ItsNotThatSerious it was a one night stand. (The_Ba******)
Listening to pre-symbol Prince. Good thing my daughter doesn't understand what "23 positions in a one-night stand" means! (Twimo****)
Shoutout2dagirlz who love exciting men on the dance floor. n after we'll suggest to them one night stand. they'll say dat we love so much sex (KrisBrow*******)
No, the chick I did have a one night stand with is getting wifed though. Amazing to me, especially after the team all hit homers. (ShyFan******)
Whiskey on my breath, regret holding my hips and a one night stand that feels like 43 years of trying to find myself again. (J_uu***)
Google runs Quake on HTML5. & The Flash deal? "I was just so mad at Steve. It was just a one night stand. Honest. It wasn't even that good" (Paul_****)
Mydumbass Gave yo momma my number and now she won't stop calling me. Tell her it was a one night stand and I moved on to yo grandma. lol. (DjHeezi*******)
One night on the holidays i wanna stay up all night! i need someone to keep me company though. might ask hayden or adam. (Georgin******)
Now playing: "one night with you" from "a pauper in paradise" (gino vannelli) (Ma0***)
It goes without saying that I'll be Butler fan for one night. I encourage all Big Blue fans to do the same. Duke must go down! Go Bulldogs! (Tin***)
Cause just one night could to be so long,- I make them good girls go bad. fangs up ! (Fadh***)
One night & one more time, thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories, 'he tastes like you only sweeter'. (ChikaMa******)
Yea ya body banging and u no3 a niqqa want it, aint no need to act funny, one night stand (Jaype*****)
Lastnight was crazy. i don't ever want to be in so many awkward situations in one night. (PinkB****)
Of course lang's m is much better now than it was in a freaking classroom. up next is either a man for all seasons or it happened one night. (ScottEW*******)
Don't watch LS much either. 1 of my favorite things is David Letterman and Amy Sedaris. I spent one night going through old YT's of them. (Bijoude*******)
Baby you wouldnt know what to do with yourself after one night with me . (Jaden*****)
Serious going to eat all these maltesers in one night! So good (Sir***)
There was no noise. Oh, and she painted kitchen blood red one night. And talked about diembodied torsos floating in her room. (Stonef*****)
So, if say, someone were to have multiple nightmares about a MOOSE in one night. This would indicate. what exactly? (Heather******)
Okay so maybe I don't wanna be a one night stand girl but I'm not gonna lie. I like sex (Fuckme******)
One night and one more time, thanks for the memories .. even thought they weren't so great (Putriia******)
Dance floor cliches in one night: bus stop, nut bush and the conga line. night was saved with the absence of the macarena. phew. (Ddo**)
Last night was one night fit for an epicurist. Whether I loved chill lounge, still questionable. (Avicario*******)
Wow. I seriously didn't think it was possible to throw up eleven times in one night. (Spencer******)
Shame on Duran for making us all sing "Save a prayer" thinking we were giving praise to God, when really it was about one night stands. ;) (Blurb****)
Weirdest dreams ever in one night =/ Im considering never closing my eyes again. (_MissL******)
You're my bestfriend. But I should of told on your ass. I had a good life , and everything changed cause of one night that you had my phone. (TheRawr*******)
One of the last things Jesus did was have dinner with 12 guys in one night, does that mean Jesus invented gay speed dating? (Paulco******)
I leave the bf alone for one night & apparently he has passed out in the bathroom & is sitting in his own vomit. so classy o_0 (_jo**)
Woaa beat dante's inferno in one night it's now 7 in the morning :O omygod i cant think :P (Dillanf******)
Aw man, I experienced 3 dreams and sleep paralysis all in one night! Thats what I call being a productive sleeper. (Jaredfr******)
Maple Leafs beat the Buffalo Sabres for the first time this season. All is good in Leaf Nation, at least for one night! (Cgp**)
Just finished reading My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands, by Chelsea Handler for the 3rd time lmfao i love all her books!! (Casey_******)
Pam report: Heart cath good. Stent is working. Enzymes and fever probably due to post h attack adjustment. Will stay in hospital one night. (Peggyo******)
Wonders when a guy asks if u want to study anatomy and physiology one night, is he serious or does it have a double meaning (SoDiscr*******)
Columbia to release dvd, dvd/cd, & bd of one night only: barbra streisand & quartet at the village vanguard, september 26, 2009, on may 4. (Musi****)
Is listening to could you massacre a whole town in one night? from XM Satellite Radio by Ron and Fez on XM 202 The Virus of genre Comedy (Kelowna******)
Catch me in the bello where everything is ghetto. I love being away from orange county even if it is just 4 one night. =) tootles yall. (Stepho*****)
When i was around 4/5, my mom rented a jane fonda video for me and i did all of it in one night! i couldn't walk the rest of the weekend (Twitn*****)