60 External CommentsYou know you're corny when you see "one night stand" and think of two jokes about bedroom furniture. (Owt***)
Today: get guitar fixed, look for black bookcase and night stand. (NicoMar******)
Oh I wrote this list. it says "night stand" and got changed to "side table". Does no one understand "night stand" in this universe? (Abbig****)
Putting my night stand together and watching Twilight on showtime. Wow - what a Friday night! (MrsC***)
Was it a lame attempt for a one night stand? Was I a back up choice, just-in-case? Was he appeasing the parentals & show some effort? (Browngi*******)
It starts with a one night stand and then it progresses from there depending on how good the omlet was. (Zenlike******)
I laugh everytime EWF's Reasons is played at weddings. The song is about a one night stand. But its played at every reception. Hahahaha (MusicFa******)
Now usually i leave the club with a dude that's got a chic. take them to my hotel for a one night stand! (ImFKN_*****)
Honestly, I'd have a one night stand with Hugh Laurie. Oh, major crush. (Tall****)
Blowin up my phone after i put it on ya? ItsNotThatSerious it was a one night stand. (The_Ba******)
Listening to pre-symbol Prince. Good thing my daughter doesn't understand what "23 positions in a one-night stand" means! (Twimo****)
Shoutout2dagirlz that know how to control they liquor. don't blame no 1 night stand on the goose (HUyNH****)
Shoutout2dagirlz who love exciting men on the dance floor. n after we'll suggest to them one night stand. they'll say dat we love so much sex (KrisBrow*******)
No, the chick I did have a one night stand with is getting wifed though. Amazing to me, especially after the team all hit homers. (ShyFan******)
Ouuchh*rubs head*- i just hit my head on the corner of my night stand (Xxmrszam*******)
Shoutout2dagirlz that keep condoms in the night stand! you dont look slutty boo, you look smart! (YoSheA******)
I almost knocked over the jar of punctuation marks I keep on my night stand in case I get the urge to write while I am sleeping (Paulr*****)
Currently reading "Going Rogue" (audio tape in the car). and "Courage and Consequence" on the night stand (for when I go sleepy time) (Easmi****)
Whiskey on my breath, regret holding my hips and a one night stand that feels like 43 years of trying to find myself again. (J_uu***)
Google runs Quake on HTML5. & The Flash deal? "I was just so mad at Steve. It was just a one night stand. Honest. It wasn't even that good" (Paul_****)
Put the night stand back together, starting to "antique" it with sand paper. Dad asked why I want it to look "nicked" (Polestar*******)
Mydumbass Gave yo momma my number and now she won't stop calling me. Tell her it was a one night stand and I moved on to yo grandma. lol. (DjHeezi*******)
Never really thought of myself as a Friday night, stand in line at PetSmart to buy a cat toy kind of person. But, hell: it's who I am. (Audrey_******)
Yea ya body banging and u no3 a niqqa want it, aint no need to act funny, one night stand (Jaype*****)
Okay so maybe I don't wanna be a one night stand girl but I'm not gonna lie. I like sex (Fuckme******)
There's a sandwich and a jar of honey on my night stand. Also a tiny christmas stocking and a roll of toilet paper. (Natalie*******)
At least get a mini-fridge from walmart and make it double as a night stand so it can be chilled. (Mesor****)
If not, then i dont want the whole bedroom set, just one night stand (Y0ha***)
Could watch the Lance Storm vs Chris Jericho match from ECW-One Night Stand all day long. (ThatBri*******)
Soo i've had this black dream catcher sitting on my night stand for a couple months now. is it about time i mail it to you? (Morgan******)
I just spilled water all over my night stand and cedar chest. Brilliant. (ChefA****)
The "one night stand" concert 2nite! the coachella. for the rest of us! "situations!" (Myksaa*****)
I remember flo was sleepin' right next to me then I wake up this morning and she was gone! I felt like a victim of a one night stand. lmao (Ms_ro****)
Now she went from loved gf to single mom-stupid ass (one night stand) (LAMAR_t*******)
Just take the guy you meet at the club tonight! You know. the one you gonna have a 1 night stand with tonight. Lol lol (IamDRo******)
Girl I aint looking for a one night stand, I'm looking for a whole life plan. (Petege*****)
I got a feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night. Anyone else going to 92.3's one night stand tonight !? (Bieberb*******)
I just hit my elbow so hard on the night stand i might puke haha (Haileym******)
Cannt wait for one night stand ! are al you guys gunna be there:D (Kimm****)
Word but that was a one night stand for the time being lol. Im back at Dragonfly on Friday. come thru. and no Polo boots lol (BnicDA*****)
Is icky this morning accidently took a swigg of rubbing alchool on my night stand thought it was water (Kelley******)
I need my own son asap! Why does it take so long when you want a kid, when every one night stand leads to unplanned pregnancy? (KayFu****)
Rewatching rvd-cena at ecw one night stand '06 just made me realize how much of a mark i am for heel john cena. i miss that guy. d: (JRNa***)
Lg_Cool had a one-night-stand with a girl named Mary Jane. now he has aspirations of havin anotha date. (MarcEv******)
Listening to Rick singing about a one night stand. I want to give him a bear hug. (Deehas******)
Lest a 1 night stand should become a long term pile on/liability on home turf. (Academ******)
The third one is a Jonas gets Jane pregnant, just a one night stand when she was young, I guess, then he left, so when they (Allie****)
Uknowyourexislosing when her boyfriend blowing up the cell of yo one night stand. (had a good laugh) smh (DANZ_****)
Whenyoursingle every chick you talk to is just a one night stand. lol (DatNigga*******)
Im not that much of a dick. im not going to hurt a girl just for a one night stand. i dont use them. i only have sex -c- (DamnIts*******)
Woke up this morning when the cat jumped onto my head and then the night stand knocking over and shattering a glass of water. ugh. (Rebec*****)
So ready for One night stand tonight! cant wait to see & everyone else! (Raera****)
One night stand! - w/dj. joe. marella - sat may 1st - riva lounge, 584 college (Joema*****)
Well i agree with you in a deffintion of 1 night stand its S-card happens lol (Aussie*****)
I know 1 night stand is when you meet a random person that you hav sexual conduct lol (Aussie*****)
Yeah he told me that he had a 1 night stand but hes still a vergin lol (Aussie*****)
Im always a meanie lol ;P, So today the kid told me that he still a v after the 1 night stand he said he didnt do it yet (Aussie*****)
I know this sounds crazy, but I would love to experience how it's like to have been through a one night stand. LOL (Iamal****)
He said i used him fo sex oh ah aha wit me if i was gon use u it wuld b a 1 night stand nd neva talk to yo ass again thing (BitchiA******)
My plan for today: 1. less than zero 2. one night stand 3. only you 4. chaplin 5. iron man 6. wonder boys 7. kiss kiss bang bang. :od (Caraisn******)
