60 External CommentsShame on Duran for making us all sing "Save a prayer" thinking we were giving praise to God, when really it was about one night stands. ;) (Blurb****)
Just finished reading My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands, by Chelsea Handler for the 3rd time lmfao i love all her books!! (Casey_******)
I must say though.. After The Original ECW One night stands. The WWE Extreme Rules pay per views have been lame every year. (NickF*****)
June24th shipwreck w/ getgreen ent & cloud9richdolla presents "city lights & 1 night stands" (ladies free before 12am) (GetGreen*******)
If u haven't had multiple a one night stands u have along way to go (Ltown*****)
Zizzo about to do the walk of shame normally reserved for Jaqua, Convey, Ngwenya and one night stands. Its a long walk from Europe to MLS. (Jrod***)
It's been over a year since I had good sex. Last few people have all starfished. I think I need to date someone instead of one night stands. (Sethdo*****)
I just happen to be working on two songs about one night stands. that just happened to be boring on their own (CMM4****)
Hahah yeah that probably is just you coz I'm a dude. haha unless every lady that has 1 night stands has a nosy old lad next door!! (KingMo******)
Youlookprettystupid if you have multiple one night stands, get pregnant and end up on the maury show to find the father (Liyah_*****)
Nah not sex as a whole . one night stands is risky behavior so why mess with it? (AimNc****)
YouknowhowIknowyouregay? You fall in love with one night stands (Enigma*****)
One night stands are like concerts. Your really excited leading up, but halfway through you just want it to be over so you can brag about it (Branig******)
I'm in such a gd mood I'm gonna reconnect with all my ex's, links and 1 night stands (Cees***)
Ppl are bearing children into stressful, unhealthy situations get back to love and not just one night stands (Naiymhe*******)
I think I went to that party once. I didn't enjoy it. Though I don't think in our case they're even exes. just bad 1 night stands (Zoez***)
Its a ridiculous list concocted by a clark student 2 Morehouse c/o 2014 naming his 1 night stands its actually kinda stupid lol (AyYo****)
Did I ever tell you guys that I had 's baby? Ohh the joy of one night stands ;) (Justin******)
Hahahaha you made me spit out my juice! she was talking bout one night stands and stuff! just nasty (Pink_P******)
I really wish I was a guy who felt comfortable having one night stands sometimes. (Magicma******)
I'll keep giving you kisses for as long as I shall live. I don't do one night stands. You know that right? Okay. Glad I got that straight. (FightMe*******)
Lol, look at one-night stands, and ask those folks if they seem to mind (Primeti******)
She creeping me out hell. omg this old bitty havn 1 night stands and ish . (Keaz_****)
Plus the biggest misconception is on one night stands u have to degrade the girl or treat her like a slut, respect them but link dem and.. (GrimG****)
I think Tara is cured from having one night stands after this. (ActsofFa*******)
I read the "Vodka, it's me Chealsea" and her collection of 1 night stands. Not the newest book though. She's hilarious! (Hiding******)
Now having a conversation with him about the difference between cute and hot. Before it was one night stands. This shouldn't be aloud. (Luuuu****)
Performing in One Night Stands with host John Tartaglia at the The Irish Rogue at 7pm. (MattF*****)
Birthday suits work well for attending one-night stands, they may double well. (Dari****)
And we were kept out of sight! Hidden from view at his funeral. "Do all your one night stands give you this touble! VIVA EVITA! (Bosslad*******)
Hookup with real people in your area tonight looking for one night stands (Sun_Shi******)
Dear cristiano ronaldo, i hope u learned ur lesson of having one-night-stands. u better be faithful ;) (X3just******)
Thats why my bars are full of broken bottles, and my night stands are full of open bibles (ColinMc*******)
One night stands are pointless meaningless sex with someone who won't even rember yur name the next day. sounds tacky to me (Infamou******)
No I didn't! you act like I was having one night stands and lesbian love affairs. lmao (Samant*****)
Married to the game but she broke her vows. That's why my bars are full of broken bottles. And my night stands are full of open Bibles. (Ephs***)
You're trying to fill your void of affection so you spend every day in one night stands and wonder why you feel alone ? (Penofp******)
What, as in "you're biologically predisposed to one-night stands, so why aren't you on your way back to my place already?". (AntiF*****)
My mama said she wants some grandkids I said mama I don't even love nobody besides its all about one night stands anyway. Then she got mad a (Des_****)
Weekends are like one night stands: Saturday is the exciting, drunken night before and Sunday is the awkward, guilt ridden morning after. (TheFagC*******)
THIS- (520): But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions. (LindsayC*******)
Oi, what you on about me and one night stands? you've got the wrong girl you HIV giver! i call the docs in the morn.. ;) (Anisha******)
One-night stands FTW, eh? Fine, if they don't trash their partners as 'sluts' for wanting O-NSes, too. Not holding my breath. (Phoenix*******)
Lols wow now u see how we feel and u always tryna do these one night stands wen u kno gudd wen well u cnt handle em smh (DaReAlTa*******)
Obvious witty comparison between foxes and one night stands] (Mia***)
TU's thoughts on one night stands; "why do they call them one night stands? i can think of more things i rather do than stand." (Ndvrc****)
Mami why U hating on dumb girls? If it wasn't cause of them we wouldn't not have 1 night stands. lol (PRIMO_DO*******)
Just like they eat it up when we sing about drunken one night stands. Or as I call it, a Tuesday night. (Drunk*****)
Do ladies believe in one night stands? hell yeh esp if its sexwithout condoms - - - CHA CHING! lls (Fire_aKr*******)
Whatssexwithout an amazing man . One night stands are not wassup . (MiMiW****)
And even tho I'm known for my one night stands, look here. I wanna be an honest man, but temptations got me. (The_Pla******)
I've outgrown 1 night stands n cheap motels. now I get rooms with TWO nightstands (Damndu******)
I've been wrapping one night stands around my body like wedding bands, but none of them fit in the morning. (Sandi****)
Anyone want to buy a vintage chandelier or china cabinet. queen sized mattress and frame? night stands? help me get this stuff out! (Iheartp******)
F15's throw your hands up for one night stands actually came out in January of 2009 ;-) they did released a new EP this yr tho! (Poppun*****)
I know am. gonna sound old but can't believe how stupid they are one night stands & no protection yuk his knows where theyve been! (Waxingq******)
Imisswhen one night stands weren't like playin russian roulette with a loaded gun (Iam***)
My standards are kind of high. I'm not aiming for you though, I go for commitment, not (Non ECW) one night stands. (Alsle*****)
U get Queen Headboard, Footboard, 2 night stands, a dresser. Mattress and boxspring. Not that cheap ass mattress. Princess Pillowtop sleeper (__Willie*******)
Sectional couch Dining room table with chairs 1 dresser 2 night stands bed frame and head board oh I forgot the tv stand. All for 30 (Forever*******)
