Pocket Knife - USA

I put strings on things and call them necklaces- keys, pocket knife, bicycle chain, dog collar. It's all good. (Theoneca*******)

So bring ya pocket knife, carry yah heat or sumthin.. nikkuhz will stab yuh in ya back soon az they see yuh frontin. (TheRea*****)

So I've got these child-toy ninja thingies, and they're made of transparent stuff. Having my pocket knife embedded in one of them is SO fun. (Bwa***)

How the hell are you gonnah have a prayer on a pocket knife?! Hahaha omg. (Samalici*******)

Your love is an old friend, who's running around, with a pocket knife in a shot gun town. (TSost*****)

Fixed Lilly up with a mini play yard, about to head to Jasper Caleb wants a pocket knife, and we need sand for Lilly's sandbox! (GoneCh******)

I will not switch cars wit her again if I got to go thru this.. Damn jus found my pocket knife I was lookin for 3 mons ago.. (Rees****)

Just bought Jack his first pocket knife. I am such a proud poppa. (Anke***)

Woke up as I was about to slaughter a demon child surrounded by gargoyles (with a pocket knife). Very strange. (Meljco*****)

Sharpened a blunt eyeliner pencil with a pocket knife in the car for a makeup emergency. McGyver's got nothing on me. (Vick***)

Im really pissed about security taking my pocket knife. Now i have to buy another one eventually. (Semirh******)

My friend said that pocket knife of her has scissors and a nail file. Hopefully she doesn't pick her teeth with em (Hi_ImJ_******)

My friend had somethin in her teeth and she tried to take it out with a pocket knife. It sounds rediculous, but I don't care if u think. (Hi_ImJ_******)

Justin took my pocket knife. FML. I can't cut myself with anything. -_- Bye. (TheReal*******)

And the sisters bf is back. He makes me want to vomit. The beard, the plaid, the dirty finger nails, the pocket knife, the earrings, gag. (Alexis*****)

Found a turkey call, pocket knife, shotgun shells, beer mug & fishing bait right near the Hammond hill pool today. (Zfun***)

I got a pocket knife from my theatre teacher for helping with the show Haha (Bonnie******)

I hope she got a prayer. cause she still staring. *takes out pocket knife and sharpens chop sticks* (Mzsha****)

This pocket knife i got for xmas (that i was od heated about getting) comes in od handy every single day! thanks stepfather. (MissB*****)

You know if I had a pocket knife and got busted I'd get more time that Glibert Arenas, you know he wasn't gonna do time (Nbat****)

Ifyoucheatonme ill cut of your pussy witha pocket knife then feed it to u (ItsR***)

Pocket knife and spent the meeting turning his loafers into open-toed sandal (Lauren******)

Anyone seen a set of keys with chevrolet key Pearl drum key leather key chain that says Guatemala and small pocket knife that says Andrew? (Andrey*****)

I'm writing but I really want to be watching MacGuyver right now. Broham could do anything with a toothpick, pocket knife, foil (Mik***)

Airport security confiscated my water bottle. And my pocket knife. Obviously, I don't travel enough. (Ree***)

A man with a knife, wearing only underpants, robbed a MacDonalds store today. We know it wasn't a pocket knife . 'cause he had no pockets! (ColinHug*******)

So my lg incite's screen was messed up. so I took a pocket knife to it. and now it works (Nitem*****)

Pounds vaccinated Potts with a pocket knife and the latter curried the former with the butt-end of an ale bottle. GA1873 (Tweets*****)

What's scarier than a drunk crazy man ranting with a pocket knife in his hand? When he asks you to pull his shirt sleeve so he can cut it ha (Sadie_E******)

Attempting to cook dinner w/ plastic utensils & a pocket knife, can't find our kitchen stuff. Still an amusing novelty, not yet maddening. (Ille****)

Orriite the kent sitting near me whips out a pocket knife attached to his keys with some scissors and starts cutting his nails.. Uh.. (Ginger******)

No pocket knife no handgun in sight. jus dat rat tat tat tat tat ttat tat bom! (Sacboi_T*******)

Reason 98 to be glad an ex is an ex: finding a 4 in pocket knife in your apt & learning hes been looking for it, always carried one (Jebm****)

There is a small child trying to work his way out of my stomach with a pocket knife (Clah***)

Our camping trip with the middle schoolers will be "in-tents." Looking for my flashlight, my pocket knife, and my duct tape. (Imtweet******)

Ok - Chinese man with pocket knife on MUNI needs to put that away or someones gonna get hurt! (Catch*****)

Do I have a turban on my head? Good grief. Just lost my fav pocket knife per TSA. Of course you would think I would have leaned by know. (True****)

Imma have 2 get a pocket knife or something around these parts. I hear its rugged out here. I aint leave Flint 4 this lol (Quietsto*******)

Lighters are the erasers to my pencil can't be witout one lol it's like a boy scout wit out a pocket knife lol (MrRapp*****)

Mydumbass thought the Motorola RAZR was a pocket knife and that was why everybody had one (TweeTm*****)

Breaking news: iphone 6g model leaked, also functions as a pocket knife, electric razor and time warp device (DeadR*****)

Try an old-fashioned pocket knife and that oddly shaped blade noone uses cause noone knows what it's for. It's a CAN OPENER! (Les_th*****)

Theres two groups, you cut them in half, Thts why you need the pocket knife! (Nicol****)

The pic wasnt a ratllesnake but they r out well get a fishing net and pocket knife i have killed one like that b4 (Stuc****)

So u sayin cuz im jamaican i have a pocket knife . lol wel aright ill leave it home. lmfao (ImDaT_C0*******)

I need a sharp pocket knife, do any of u have one or kno someone i can get one from? (Ari***)

I've been informed that since I'm no longer in a band my multi-tool is now just a pocket knife :P (MusicMa*******)

The pocket knife is wonderful, but the freaky hand is cool as hell. :) (Kbloc****)

Could someone explain why I was slamming the blade of my pocket knife into the back of my neck? not to draw blood or anything, but doing it. (NSRGa****)

Oops, forgot I had my bike tools in my bag. They took my wrench and my pocket knife. (Cipher*****)

Well i got in trouble again mr. kennedy found a pocket knife in my book bag so im gettin exspelled and i got charged so im leavin for awhile (Hardcor******)

I really need to invest in a pocket knife, The skeezers be out this time of year. (Jaebea*****)

For supplies, like flashlight, string, etc. And to collect evidence. I gave them a disposable camera, a pocket knife, a tarp. (Emilyt*****)

A flashlight and a pocket knife? Sleeping there? A sleeping bag and a tarp. (Dpeter******)

I'm not sure bout that as well as i dont believe paris hilton bring her pocket knife everywhere. LMAO (Realm****)

There's no multitool or pocket knife that has a built-in umbrella? (Jaso****)

Now thats a lil scary makes me wanna reach for my pocket knife n pepper spray! (Ballist*******)

Cuts loose with pocket knife* ha! howd u like them apples! lmfaoo (Onegir******)

So a car that's been chasin u backsa u into a corner and u pull out a pocket knife. smooth (NitraT*****)

Heard a lady concerned her son was going to be attacked by a bear on a daycare day camping trip so she decided to give him a pocket knife. (AurelleJ*******)