Knife - USA

I put strings on things and call them necklaces- keys, pocket knife, bicycle chain, dog collar. It's all good. (Theoneca*******)

Do you think god would fight fair in a fight? For some reason i can picture him with either brass knuckles or a butterfly knife. (WMDon****)

Yesterday my studio door lock broke and locked me IN! I had to escape with a knife (Savi****)

This kid brings a soccer ball 2 every baseball practice. Next time I'm bringing a knife & when he hits me again Ima slice that damn ball up (Jackie*****)

Lessons from the road 2: I discovered how to use a plastic knife and my laptop as a cutting board to make fresh pico de gallo in my room! (GlassGa*******)

Green your kitchen, dehydrator, cutting board and an awesome knife! (Raw_****)

Mom just bought a new knife set last night too. If we had a cutting board, it'd be perfect. I just so happen to be headed to Target. :-) (JustS****)

Just realized my Swiss Army knife made it through customs and 5 metal detectors cuz I forgot it n my backpack. Wonder how often that happens (Leeco*****)

I got conditioner in my eye earlier. feels like I'm being stabbed in the eye repeatedly with a very small but very real knife! (Natalie******)

Bought an extremely sharp ceramic knife. Got myself a neat pen roll from Muji. =) (Yapjon*****)

Castillo suffered injuries to her leg, neck, chest, arm and lost a finger tip trying to defend herself. Ramos-Beleta had knife, screwdriver. (Gardenc*******)

I feel like somebody took a knife and carved the inside of my throat out and stuck a crab in there and stitched it back up. (Xeno****)

SHUN is our hot new knife brand. Made in Seki, Japan where samurai sword making began these knives are perfectly balanced and super sharp. (Cucinam******)

Going lite: Tarp, rainfly, rope, headlamp, knife, cookset/fuel, camelbak, layers, firstaid, bag, pad, shell, food, campseat (Nkb***)

A BIG Thank You to Texas Roadhouse in Douglasville! Now on board with our Cutlery Knife Exchange Program for weekly services! (Georgia******)

I wish had cutlery icons as well as the alphabet. Nothing punctuates better than a little knife and fork. Same goes for the iPhone. (Bookb****)

I want to fix Kris' cutlery. :)) Put your fork and knife together! hahaha (Bloo****)

Seanpricesaid slit my wrist with a knife or blade damn look at the mess i made. P! (AirMax*****)

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it - Have A Great Day!. (Michael*******)

A six year old boy in China is set to go under the surgeon's knife after he was born with 16 toes and 15 fingers. *the cost of shoes/gloves! (Maris****)

At knife-sharpener's. Literally that's the whole business. How are they surviving? It's next to an ice sculpture business. Rent must be low. (Westoft******)

Table is divided. Team France: eating slider w knife and fork. Team USA hands all that way! (Eatingi******)

There's nothing quite like the sound of ramming a knife down someones throat in Dolby 5.1 surround sound. It's somehow more. meaty? (Louislil*******)

Why does my stepmama have a flyer version of the Swiss Army Knife? I gotta step my game up! (The_Jung*******)

My cat is playing with my swiss army knife. I fear for my safety. (Idle_T*****)

Dammit, accidentally stabbed my thumb with a Swiss Army knife. (Mhww****)

Ive carried a genuine swiss army knife in my pocket for ten years, I couldn't imagine not having it. So there (Ukule*****)

Mac os x note: ah! an update to perian, the quicktime "swiss army knife" of video decoding extensions is available! (now version 1.2.1) (Tomz***)

Swiss Army knife. Just wonder, what a Swiss Army gun (or even tank!) should look like, if it were designed by the same genius designer. (Nyy_R****)

Why can't the swiss make lozenges that taste like chocolate instead of milk whey? I mean. These are the people who made the SWISS ARMY KNIFE! (Hollycc******)

Finally memorialized Rohmer after a fashion: Swiss-army-knife girlfriend projected Rayon Vert for me in an otherwise empty auditorium. Swoon (Alejand*******)

Whoa. swiss army knife now has thumbdrive attached to it. cool! (IzzahS******)

On the first plane to Dallas. Forgot my Swiss Army knife was on my keychain. Guess I'm in the market for a new one. (Band***)

Hahah. If you need a salesperson, hire one. Your PR person isn't a Swiss army knife. mkay? (Jura_Sh******)

Travel tip- a swiss army knife can be quite useful to dig parasites out from under your skin when they reach an appropriate size. (Chtho****)

Tits r cool but I like the booty. Its like the swiss army knife. Cheek, cheek, hole, underneath a better hole, leg, leg, & tits right on top (RoyalB******)

All I need is a paper clip, some duct tape, 5" long string, dog biscuits, & a Swiss Army knife, & I can make a bomb to escape a jail-cell. (BFF_Bill*******)

Can allergies cause you no stuffy nose or watery eyes, but cause a headache that makes you want to insert a Swiss Army knife into your eye? (Becausei*******)

Swag at tonight's competition: corkscrew and Swiss Army knife. Something for the winners, something for the losers? (Paul****)

Found my missing swiss army knife. Unfortunately it was airport security that found it buried in a carry on bag. Bye bye knife. (Nd**)

The thing for getting stones out of horse's hooves on a Swiss Army Knife makes an excellent probe for pressing recessed reset buttons. (Jgra****)

PhotoTip 46 Carry a few tools with you on photo shoots. You never know what might happen. Jeweler's screwdrivers & a swiss army knife work! (Bobs****)

Is checking out music system software. Seems like Propellerhead's Reason v4 is a Swiss army knife - are there any better ones out there? (Jwen****)

Also need side cutter, design knife, masking tape, sandpaper, tusuk sate, styrofoam, airbrush kit, primer, paints, and topcoat sprays (Rhesa*****)

My washing machine is making knife sharpening noises. I'm genuinely afraid a serial killer is going to jump out. (TamsinK*******)

Eastcoastrules never go 2 a house party without a razor knife box cutter pistol or a bulletproof vest (Jay__H*****)

Thinking about Firkin & Pheasant's 1/2 pound black angus beef hot dog for lunch, the "Knife and Fork." m (MotionPR*******)

Today I told a nice Norse man about safety in the city. Then he asked where he could buy a survival knife for his son. (Sabian*****)

When I was 8 I got a survival knife, a Special Forces shirt, and some little BDUs. (DeronLu******)

Lol, dontactlikeyounever cut a lotion bottle in half wit a steak knife to finger scoop out that last bit of cocoa butter! (TEFFB****)

Beautiful day out. wish i could go to the beach. pond cut my hair with a dull buck knife! (Gingerg*******)

What? Every lady doesnt have a locking blade buck knife in her bag? you might need it, even to cut chocolates in half :-) (Envirog******)

The Banana Leaf Cutting Solution: sharp peeling knife as cutter + heavy plate as pattern! Viola! I'm a bananana leaf cutting machine! Hahaha (Nem**)

So bring ya pocket knife, carry yah heat or sumthin.. nikkuhz will stab yuh in ya back soon az they see yuh frontin. (TheRea*****)

So I've got these child-toy ninja thingies, and they're made of transparent stuff. Having my pocket knife embedded in one of them is SO fun. (Bwa***)

How the hell are you gonnah have a prayer on a pocket knife?! Hahaha omg. (Samalici*******)

Your love is an old friend, who's running around, with a pocket knife in a shot gun town. (TSost*****)

Fixed Lilly up with a mini play yard, about to head to Jasper Caleb wants a pocket knife, and we need sand for Lilly's sandbox! (GoneCh******)

I will not switch cars wit her again if I got to go thru this.. Damn jus found my pocket knife I was lookin for 3 mons ago.. (Rees****)

Just bought Jack his first pocket knife. I am such a proud poppa. (Anke***)