60 External CommentsOh geez. my son grabs his diaper bag and walks towards the door sayin bye bye. imNOTready smh (Missben******)
Omg! capris short sleeve shirt sunroof open driving to get a beer at an out door patio. is this heaven?! (B0urne*****)
Beside the door sit my flip-flops and my snow boots, both of which I've worn this past week. (Onamb*****)
What type of heat loss is lost from the door of a house? radiation, convection or conduction? whoever gives me the answer will get something (BieberT******)
Mac Jacket, 6inch heels and me at your front door! We won't make it to the bedroom, hall way carpet is just fine (DaReal******)
I was takeing a shower and I had green tea incense burning in the bathroom with the door closed. (BUR***)
The Obamanites (from the Old Testament) next door and across the street from me placed their Christmas trees on the curb for pick up today. (The_Mo*****)
Our next door neighbors (couple in their late 20s) still have their christmas tree up. with the lights on. and it's decorated. ??!?!!?! (Coriki*****)
Only where I stay would a black women come knocking on my door at 11 not for sugar, But for some SPLENDA.. "because she diabetic" smh (916***)
Cherry Owen, next door, lifts a tankard to his but nothing flows out of it. He shakes the tankar ' It turns into a fish. He drinks the fish. (Vikh****)
U up in da car hotbkoxin wit da bodies once yall done u open da door & lookin thru da smoke u c a shinin badge aFMLmoment haha (DatGuyK*******)
Fraud finds its way in the front door--and to China: The 8-inch box held a 3-inch bottle of pills labeled "Acai Berry Detox" and a bro. (Freetri******)
Oh I think they like me better yet I know, lights camera action when I walk through the door (UWHock******)
Great, my little lad bumped his head on the door frame, then on the desk while running back to me because he'd hurt his head. Poor boy x (Bluec*****)
Accidentally kicked my MacBook Pro into a glass door in my antique bookcase. um, oops? (Cresc****)
The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. very nice, but i think they misunderstood when i said i wanna watch! (Jshi****)
I dreamed about shopping at G Street (WANT that fabric!) and refusing to pet sit for an armadillo who escapes via revolving door. (Random******)
My exam room is next door to the women's restroom at WalMart. I can hear everything. There are some crazy women here this morning. (Omega****)
Sometimes wireless-enabled, smart, door locks are not so smart. (Mora***)
Front load washer/dryer owners: how often do you have to replace door seals? (Accordin*******)
Herstel: de serie is van Greg Mitchell, maar door David Wild betiteld als "the most promising Web music series" of 2010. (BeTr****)
The one doorguy I think is kinda cute gets kinda dressed up to do the door. Black button up shirt and black suit coat, way hot. (Secretsv*******)
Baz can sniff fresh, clean bed linen a mile away. Have to shut the bedroom door before he plonks his furry bum on it (the bed, not the door) (Brumc****)
Laundry or comedy sketch? Drawers stuck behind the washer? Check. Squeezing btwn wall & washer to retrieve? Check. Keys stuck in door? Check (Citygir******)
My wish: new Palm phone on Sprint this summer with 4" screen, 4G, digi-compass, autofocus cam, slab form factor. No flimsy USB door. (Willx****)
Sometimes understanding is an open door, sometimes it is closed vault to which I need the combination. Lord, I await your instruction. (Detu****)
Spotted Isuzu utility box truck w/ rear door open w/ a Kia sticking out the back!?! Also towing jet ski. WTH?!?! (TeamHal******)
Beautiful day except for the sound of a jack hammer next door! (Mystw****)
Finally a day warm enough to have the windows & door open & my neighbor has to be running a jack hammer or something of the sort in her yard (Calaver******)
Just saw a 3 in praying mantis on the door of my car! Is it weird that those are one of the few bugs that don't terrify me? (Safetyfi*******)
Quick! Lock the door i found my straight razor and bottle of jack! (Monta****)
On my door like you stupid! This is why my Daddy's is opposed to me having a piece of STEEL! Holes all through this joint!! Ugh! (Doubl*****)
Finished up the new door hardware today. It all looks so much better than the cheap brass crap that the house came with. (Kylem*****)
Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window--or break down a door. - Brooke Shields (Rainer_s*******)
I Back Door Lock up markets one by one. Then snatch up Brands one by one. Endurance. com -Stacey Schematics (Wineg****)
Asked my son "do u want 2 help me fix the door lock at home?" My Son " will that involve hammers cause I want to beat on something?" (Dave****)
Your clearly all crazy, random stranger shows up at your door you close the door lock it and call the police (Weec***)
Woop woop my door lock has a key so you cant just break into it eaisly!. And other good reasons =) (BonQueQu*******)
I have a 99 Toyota Corolla with a door lock problem. When you hit the door lock button all the actuators move a little bit. they neither. (Audre*****)
I'm sure that my door lock moves! somedays key goes straight in. Others ? up down side to side in and out . where the effin hole? (Quagga_******)
British Front Door Lock: 78 - Allison: 1. I will conquer you, you opposite turning lock! (Alil***)
What the fcuk is your problem leaving my brother outside the house with the door lock ?! (Jujula******)
A cop friend of mine calls and says there is a crazy guy that ran into the church next door lock the doors. then 5 cop cars and a chopper ro (Fait***)
Toilets still broken. sink is clogged (nothing is working. drain-o, vinager. now the house smells), front door lock acting up. (Caseych******)
Probably going to cry because my car isn't turning on. my door lock button isn't even working. (Ashleig******)
The team leders front door lock has been glued by someone, milbrook for you mate haha (BigCh****)
RandomFact I can pick a standard house door lock but not so much a padlock. (OhhShi*****)
I walked over to chevron to get a drink earlier. there is this lady in her car. as I walk past her I hear her car door lock. really!?!? (DJNormR******)
I should also note that I did things not on my to-do list today, including fixing a door lock with a plastic cocktail sword. I rule. (Chebu*****)
Put a load of washing on and remembered I didn't check pockets for bobby pins etc.. Pause wash, gloves on.. But door lock won't let me open. (Taryni*****)
Front door lock broke, and the garage is broken. locked out, this is great. fml. (Nich***)
A lady walked in on me in the fitting room. stupid faulty door lock. (THEAxN*****)
And this door lock. jammed. Second time this week. And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave. (Anya_my*******)
I slid my credit card through the library's electronic card door lock. After 3x, and door still not opening, it clicked. TGIF! (Scwi****)
Why is there dry Chicken hidden in my wardrobe? I swear I need to get thick door lock fixed (Chiic****)
Have repaired a door lock at the entrance of our home. It's all right now. :) (Alexe*****)
Waiting for locksmoth to come repair my front door lock which has seized up big time. I'll be working from home this afternoon! (Mor***)
Me & my younger brother jus broke the door lock cse he cldnt get in haha now havin lunch with him (Laysi*****)
Is currently hacksawing a door lock down to size with a blunt blade. Homebase shut at 8. this might take a while :( (Andyr****)
Studying spec sheet of electromechanical door lock. 36 pages pdf, in German! Pff. (Xor**)
