Urinal - USA

Since when did it become acceptable to pass gas when standing next to a stranger at the urinal? (Shado*****)

Just found the urinal stencil in Visio, while I was doing a schematic of the server room. Shall I put one in next to the HP server rack haha (Moto****)

Asks what is sculpture. Urinal is white porcelain like what marble with no veins which europeans loved (Mike_****)

ForTheRecord Ciara does have a penis. She was usin the urinal next 2 me at the Atlanta Hawks Game! (Yomom****)

I am a big dog, we past the puppy fad/ I use an urinal, y'all use puppy pads (Pthe****)

Bart: I just peed in a urinal at the union square movie theatre that had a semz irak etching on the top. (Kunle****)

Haha! girinal! for the record, i have once used a urinal. it was at a campground and i really really needed to go. really. (KalB****)

I think they be Urinal cakes. Or cookies! I got posse headed to captiva, take care of them for me! (Erike*****)

We're at Odin's Den. Kinda smells like a restaurant dumpster filled with urinal cakes. But they have Lagwagon on the jukebox, so it's cool. (Bryney*****)

Sweetwater tx chevron. The only place with a urinal that's approximately 25 feet in the air (DirtF*****)

Someone ass blasted the urinal at chevron. Like diarrhea. Breath taking really. (Yorkhen******)

John payne. pick up ur pants when ur peeing at the urinal. thank u (Mchall******)

Let's just hope this trophy name doesn't reflect the current state of play, otherwise they'll play for 'The Urinal Cake' (Desig*****)

Just saw a guy using the urinal a concession stand with no shows or sandals on. "C'mon, MAN!" Nasty (Trevo*****)

NastyAss, u dirtier than Lisa Lampanelli. LOL (She's had more black _s in her than the urinal at the apollo. LMAO (MrBobby*******)

GregH - Goodies we have found so far, A beach ball, Ferret Food, one apache workwear boot, a urinal sticker and a Pair of Pants (unworn). (Cygnus******)

Bathroom Story 1: A guy two urinals away decides he HAS to tie his shoe at that very moment. His head disappears into the urinal as he does. (RonDi****)

Kb radio, 6-9pm . on tap: devils, kovalchuk, snail racing, cycling etiquette, urinal cup holders and the b. c. lions. we got it all! (Kurte*****)

If anyone is at the Alamodome, I lost a button in the 4th urinal in section 202. I can meet you and pick it up on North Side. (Stcra*****)

Ice luge, smoke machine, dry ice drinks and a smokey urinal Happy Birthday John! (Mathii*****)

Hahahaha awesome. i never got used to the urinal being the glass wall. lol. but a great place. glad you enjoyed it :) (Colm****)

Random pet peeve 62: the guy that stands in the urinal next to me in an empty public restroom, and tries to conversate with me. (TheFan*****)

Oh hey there urinal, thanks for being a cool guy and splashing all over my shorts; brb, air humping air dryer (No_bac******)

Pushing 10 years after 9/11, are Bin Laden urinal cakes now retro hip? (Goldsta*******)

At the wedding venue. The bathroom has lcd tvs in front of each urinal showing espn. (Brandon*******)

Brom at bar. Washing my hands & a kid was on the phone at urinal. Knew he was trying to talk. s o dried hand in air dryer obnoxious long (Thej****)

Best product of the tailgate show? Portable urinal. Bowl bottom, long tube and hip hugging open top. Avail in womens with butt shapes top (Imopb*****)

Nah, just selected a urinal for some dude, that broke his back and fed by addiction, with some . (Zachmi*****)

You can judge a whole lot about a man by the way he stands at a Urinal (Jakob*****)

A guard in the HK Airport put his MP5 Gun on a urinal while peeing, I should of turned to him and said "nice. gun *WINK" (JuanS****)

Robert Conrad- not drunk enough to dare him to knock the invisible battery of my shoulder at the urinal 1988 San Fran (Greenet*******)

Is it too much to ask American Standard to design a urinal that doesn't splash pee onto your legs? (MikeLe******)

I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped (Fank***)

Elbow stumps can still flush urinals. I propose severing something else, thus negating their ability to use a urinal at all. (Henr***)

Guys, when you're in the bathroom & all grown-up urinals are taken, do you go for the shorter kiddie urinal or wait for a norml 1 2 open up? (GREGuhh******)

Oh ssh matt just cause ur a walking talking dictionary I got a word for u two spell urinal croth haha (Kelav****)

Let alone have it happen at a urinal. see why I don't like urinals (Teckto******)

Please respect bathroom etiquette even if there are partitions between the urinals So don't talk to me and leave a urinal between us. Thanks (CoreyPe******)

How much are urinal dividers tht establishments refuse to purchase them? Im tired of huggin urinals to make sure Joe shmoe isnt cock hawking (Rodney*****)

I dont undrstnd how in most Urinals there is always some type of pee by your feet. I mean the urinal is 1ft by 2ft wide. How do you miss?? (JakeLi*****)

Urinal etiquette : if there a 4 urinals open dont use the middle ones. Thanks jackass I love having to piss str8 down in the short urinal. (TULO***)

Bathroom surprise: 4 urinals. 1 flush lever (in between urinal 2 and 3). All 4 flush in parallel. Seems wasteful. And awkward. (Deano****)

Childress, TX restroom (unisex). faux fireplace mantle over urinal, sporting multiple "testers" of hand lotion. Awkward? (Cdech****)

Absa fellas can anyone tell me the proper use of the splash guard in the urinal? (DGS1***)

Hey genius who installed the angled splash guard in the urinal: purpose defeated. (Rjohn****)

Fellas using the urinal next to each other especially when they're open urinals. Is super gay. (Da_ki*****)

Using the urinal next to someone when other unoccupied urinals exist is actually considered a sign of aggression in most species of animals. (Davio****)

A guy tried to carry on a conversation about urinal cleanliness tonight. while we were both standing at the urinals. (M_Cham*****)

While creating the "Urinals" topic on I noticed the first letter of Urinal looks like a urinal (AaaCh****)

Thatawkwardmoment when your peeing in a urinal and out of the 10 urinals that are left the one guy decides to pee right beside you. (Alexthr******)

Dispenser-atm/food/condom/feminine prdcts/book audio cd/prayer/fortune ports--humans/pets grooming/urinal- hygiene/waterpik, (ChrisTop*******)

When peeing in the urinal, some random guy pees next to you eventho there are other urinals in there. (Ija**)

Netflix is indubitably one of the greatest inventions of Generation Y. Right up there next to the urinal splash guard. (Codem*****)

When using urinals, a urinal must strategically be chosen so you're as far away from all other users as possible (ThaRe*****)

Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals (Dmosc****)

Only in New Orleans would a hotel bar pull the had in the urinal trick. (Jonfr****)

I don't see how this is still an issue in the male community. No splash guard? Skip a urinal dog. Period. (Iblaze******)

Living in Las Vegas will screw up your brain. After six years here I get angry with every urinal that doesn't have a drink holder built-in. (Eli_N*****)

Lady Gaga must love bathrooms. 2009 X Factor she performed with a toilet from & a roll top bath, she has now signed a urinal! (EKBB***)

Not sure if the facilities people in this building are using low quality urinal pucks or if someone's been pissing with a sandblaster. (Din***)