60 External CommentsJust N case U wr worried abt R propane tanks & shooting aerosol can party 4 Earthhour, its all good, barely any unicorns hit in crossfire (The_****)
Just had a laser tag nightmare: intense combat&strobe lights. woke up yelling "die blue team" i'd like to dream of unicorns&puppies (Mrszomb******)
Day has been full of Unicorns and Gothic stuff. Lazing the afternoon away in a Cafe. Also: French Cafes are awesome. We need a few in NY. (Saif_a*****)
Just got a free Sidney Crosby T-shirt at a Penguins watch party. Who knew hockey fans really existed? I thought they were like unicorns. (Commo*****)
Listening to the Unicorns. waiting to wash my hair dye out and see what surprising color it turns out. (Fuckyo******)
Always remember and don't ever forget, do not play leap frog with unicorns!! (IAmDa*****)
Psychadelic arboreum of thoughts: Xena the warrior princess, pink rooms and ponies mating with unicorns. (Ahad***)
Today, the Obama Dancing Unicorns Defense Policy Grab Bag is on full display. Our adversaries are pleased. How about you? (SteveSc*******)
Hahaha, if we combine your princess bed with your dragon and my all my unicorns and Pegasus-es, [pegasi?] We'd just need a castle XD (Maryhe*****)
I was told to never play leap frog with unicorns, but if you're a guy wanting to play with unicorns you're probably into that kinda thing. (Marcus*****)
Ellow governer i love hot sauce on potatoes and i love playing leap frog with fuzzy unicorns on monday mornings and playing barney on wii (Aberr*****)
Ugh!! ii cant find my unicorns nike shoes.. hes gana be madd!! oh well ill just get him sum convers or sum flip flops (Izzy***)
A herd of unicorns? What kind are we talking here? Is this "Robot Unicorn Attack" or My Little Pony? (Hearme*****)
It depends who's unicorns. in like the my little pony things they can but generally only if they're cross-bred with Pegasus. (_andrew*******)
ORLY? Why don't you and all the leprechauns ride unicorns to a wonderful celebration in fairyland and never come back. (Bumble*****)
Cooning has clouded their memory. Black intellectuals r like unicorns to BET lol (SavingS*******)
Yeah, today's were a grab-bag of tunes. Hilarious. The last song really left me thinking of unicorns and sugary candy. lol (Bbba****)
If fairies make Moroccan Oil, Pixies guiding Elves riding Unicorns make Je Veux Argan Oil from Morocco. It's that good. (Wssalons*******)
Robot Unicorn Attack coming to the app store! Sweet sweet unicorns. (Jec***)
NEWS ALERT! WH sources confirm that 30 day delay plugging oil leak caused by difficulties teaching unicorns to use SCUBA gear. (Michae*****)
I always thought you were a myth, like mermaids and unicorns, until mentioned you! (THERaymo*******)
What do you get when you mix spray paint, unicorns, wood blocks, glue and a 3' T-Rex? Jessica's Wednesday night. (Jessica******)
At a friend's game store looking at jigsaw puzzles. Babies, unicorns, fairies & beer? Where's Avedon? (MadameS******)
Talking about unicorns traveling around Tasmania with their skates and bubble guns, talking about dolphins ?? (Giova****)
Apparently this is such a thing as a "Virginity Test"--it's a red dot behind the ears. yeah, and horns have unicorns. hahahahahaha! (HotPink******)
Is admiring the bubbling/boiling sensation he's feeling in his skull under this merciful sun.. Who says Unicorns are myths? (Lou_***)
Buying tights is out of my skills set, whats with the great range I bet there are tights for unicorns. (Traxdo******)
Me and Isabelle are going to box if she doesn't stop gong into my damn curio cabinet while I am putting unicorns in there :O (Nane****)
Vintage avon unicorn scarf is out! fur trim was so 5 years ago! scarves are classic! especially w/unicorns :) (CheekyJ*******)
My mom for one. It would be displayed in her curio cabinet with the unicorns and all the other fru fru stuff. (Mom4Ca*****)
They gave me a Kia Optima, don't they know I need a golden carriage drawn by unicorns lead by a pegasas. I am me after all. puny mortals (Alizac*****)
Pop quiz. You have a buck knife & a garbage bag full of napalm. How many unicorns can you kill before they gang up & eat you for your magic? (Twincit*******)
True fact: you can heat your apartment by burning both unicorns and fairies. Everyone needs a "goblinized pellet stove." (ChuckW*****)
As my friend you wear pjs with feet that are pink with unicorns and double rainbows and a top hat with a cane. :) (Scarlett*******)
Hoarders could collect Fabrige eggs, or unicorns, or first edition books. (Sela****)
Items found under Tess' bed: clothes, books, markers, papers, barbies, barbie accessories, unicorns, cereal & a half eaten apple. (Mandy****)
Love hearing the girl's tell the Christmas story with their nativity set. Of course though they've added unicorns and mermaids. (Kristaje*******)
BTW, thanks to you, is now hallucinating mini-unicorns on the dog bed. (Seleste*******)
The fifth grader's writing prompt was literally to write about unicorns! I'm not even kidding! (IdkImJu*******)
The story of Labor Day is mystical indeed. It involves seventeen unicorns, six pixies, and an espresso machine. No one made it out alive. (Elli****)
OK JD. got any more snake oil ya wanna sell me? haha. any other unicorns and rainbows you want me to believe in? get real. (Guth***)
Psyched. Just got handed a ltd ed. copy of Boatramp vol1. Hawaii zines are the slipper dragging unicorns of the art scene. (As**)
GR, apparently used bicycles with 21" frames are like unicorns, or something. (TheEmpr*******)
Ang amg i totz saw that epi of pll while playin wit unicorns n barbies plus i was totz watching oth and i bot stickurz! (RichGir*******)
Ever seen a carousel as a chandelier with unicorns in them ?! Yea, (Vhalery******)
Right under all my rockin' Within Temptation music on itunes I have a song called Dance of the Unicorns. Lololol (BROse****)
I don't like it when someone asks me "are you crying.?" hell no, dude. i am not crying. i'm flying in the sky with my army of unicorns. (Rrr***)
I had unicorns & stuffed animals & a lightsaber & Star Wars action figures, & Star Trek dolls & Battlestar Galactica ships (Samhai******)
Shushh* that was just a trick to mislead the unicorns, i'm no scared U_U i'm a ninja! *slowly getting out her katana sword* :p (ItsNi*****)
Smiles- it's a new tea set of your favorite brand! Custom painted with unicorns! (Feme****)
I'm telling you man. make unicorns happen and PDP will make so much monies! (Zombol*****)
LOL i like your avi and some 47 year old plumbers are hot. (i believe in unicorns too) (N_N_****)
Like unicorns and Jesus. It's a digital stream. So it's 0 or 1. Works or does not. :) (Asph****)
UNICORNS! u can pet unicorns or any other pet; imaginary or real one. Choose it from the book of knowledge! I would love flying sea turtle. (Roarc*****)
Eita! Ah ok lulu pink do magic world rosa with unicorns pinks and sky rosa choque (Hallana*******)
Apparently, KVM switches are produced by unicorns. That's the impression you might get if you ask a Best Buy employee, anyway. (Ldco***)
S] Is it me, or does Sparkle Motion sound like a sex lube for unicorns? (Nerdr*****)
PSH. Unicorns are awesome. You know what they say about long unicorn horns. (Jonasima*******)
I only like eraser with the 'coca cola sign' on it. When I'm bored I jump into my wall to talk with my unicorns (Brunom******)
And unicorns and tables, and lamps, and vases, and seahorses, and love stays there, and paranoia. and more emotions (OddFuck*******)