Toothpaste - USA

They have everything here. Food, shampoo, conditioner, girl stuff, toothpaste, medicine, cards, and movies! It's Heaven. (SaRaH*****)

Driving to Miami from Orlando in a mitsubishi eclipse. No underwear, no toothpaste, just pure vibes and maybe pure stink. (Therin*****)

I don't care how bad Pochahontas is I still wouldn't smash because they didn't have deodorant or toothpaste back then! Oh she's a cartoon..? (Matt****)

Imfromteam I steal toothpaste and deodorant out of family dollar (YungMAC******)

This morning I tried putting hairproduct onto my toothbrush instead of my toothpaste. Glad I noticed it before I put it in my mouth. (Madluc*****)

I have experimented on my eyebrows with the shaver, i have got vaseline on my eyelashes and i have got toothpaste on my spots (Nic_lo*****)

Brushed teeth with teeth whitening toothpaste, teeth are now a kinda blue colour. watch out those with BlackBery muffins! (Ni**)

Out of Toothpaste, Face Cream and Soap on same day !! What are the odds !! (Deepesh******)

All i got out of that was ppl in the 70s had cavaties since they spent more money on polaroid film than on toothpaste. (AMBalz*****)

Dear burts bees, I love your toothpaste, it makes brushing my teeth even more fun :) (Avocad*****)

I was in a pro-active mood, too. She killed it with her lack of good toothpaste. ForShame. (ImYourP*******)

Why did I just find toothpaste splatter on the bathroom light fixture? (Aniow****)

Airport Security? If you keep toothpaste in carry-on luggage instead of putting in clear plastic bag like told, you get to keep toothpaste! (Pdx***)

I start with Colloidal Chemistry. I have to understand why toothpaste and milk can be what they are. My life just got so exciting . NOT! (Ittyhear*******)

My favorite products right now: sea breeze, clr, borax, fiber gummies, crest+scope outlast toothpaste&aveeno positively ageless anything. (Ilovea*****)

Putting toothpaste in his hairgel, switching face cream for foot cream, but am needing some fresh ideas (AeH**)

Whoever got toothpaste on my hair straightener is gonna DIE. (Chilb****)

Just brushed my teeth with my little pony toothpaste. really. (Bakin*****)

Also, who sits in Mario and Luigi's medicine cabinet to see if their toothpaste is expired? CREEPER. D: (Hext****)

Love is opening your medicine cabinet finding your tube of toothpaste turned into a prezel, it's adaptation. (Emiljan*******)

True: Toothpaste, lotion, deodarant , KY and mouthwash. You went through my medicine cabinet? So uncool. (Sha_***)

I bought myself a new electric toothbrush and new foamy toothpaste! Rock n Roll! (Galaxyh*******)

Ever tried putting toothpaste on an electric toothbrush when it's still turned on? Bad idea! (Nicolat******)

Things the TSA confiscated today: 4.5oz toothpaste tube. Things the TSA missed: pack of 12 razor blades. Not cartridges, bare blades. (Carm***)

Bussin nuts are like toothpaste. once u squeeze it out; it won't ever come back (Mou***)

Fantastic. Now I'm hungry. At least I'm back to using toothpaste again, as my lips are moving a little more on their own. Ahh, minty fresh. (Rio_mw*****)

NationalWholesaleLiquidator: where you can get tires and toothpaste. (KeriKw*****)

Somethinaintright if your breath smell like dead bodies and booty sweat. only jesus can heal that sorry mouth wash and toothpaste (Lesbiho******)

Lmao lol haha. Can u tell I thought that was funny bout the toothpaste (Adiamo******)

Two pumps on the bathroom sink. one for hand soap one for toothpaste. Which one do u think i just squeezed on my toothbrush? smh. (Pretty******)

Just left the tanning salon on my way to walgreens to buy face wash and toothpaste (JanellT*******)

I didn't know it either. What good does it do in toothpaste, I wonder - & what else is it in that we're not aware of? (Timg***)

I just christened my new tube of toothpaste. His name is Benny. (Screm****)

Got this new whitning toothpaste today and if it doesn't work I'm gonna sue the company for false labeling (Coli***)

That's why I make my own toothpaste :) or use plain baking soda as it is when I'm lazy lol (Poro****)

Itried ice but it worked a little. i tried toothpaste ( dnt ask why) lol. its on my cheek so ppl are goin see it (Yooo****)

Idc if she said it was dried toothpaste. I don't believe her! thinklikejermaine (ItsMe*****)

Laundry day! Toothpaste stains and cum stains look identical, pretty much. (Lady***)

This strawberry icecream's tasting like a toothpaste I used when I was little.. It was named 'Tandy' ahahah *I secretly ate it. it was good* (Aless*****)

I feel for you. Eyelash glue shouldn't be in toothpaste like tubes. (M_cow****)

And I have toothpaste that tastes like what I would expect pure anus to taste like. (Bear***)

If I eat enough mints will it make my farts smell like toothpaste? (CaptainM*******)

You mean? How do you keep the tube in the toothpaste before your done brushing.? (Thisisj*******)

Well, everyone knows fluoride in toothpaste = guvmint mind control. Oh, and moon landing's fake, sheeple!1 ;) (Matthew******)

Thought about what if i 'squirt' toothpaste in my mouth and just chew it 'kind of', will that work? (Samecol******)

You are probably right, but you really needed to meet 2 particular families in my neck of the woods, handing out toothpaste.. (Lorish*****)

I did a lot of _ _ _ _ smoking yesterday. The toothpaste didn't work lol (Ghar****)

Cookies and chocolate balanced with toothpaste, soap and towels. (Bali_*****)

Women treat men like toothpaste! squeezing till there aint nothing left! (SupaMa*****)

So, we have toothpaste, pet food, toys, flour all tainted; am I missing anything? (Shan***)

Found my brother standing in the bathtub with a tube of toothpaste and my iPod. I left him to it. (Cmaddi******)

Random don't squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube mehn! Drives me crazy! (VISpa****)

Where are they all coming from?! There must be hundreds pouring like animal toothpaste from the sewers! This looks like the end for me.. (1ima***)

Ahahaha my new toothpaste has crystals in it :d thought you might wanna know (BiebzBut*******)

I did not find my ipod. I did, however, find backing cups, toothpaste, X&Y (Coldplay), a phone battery, lotion, gatorade mix, & xmas lights. (_emm****)

I think steven took the toothpaste to work with him today because i complained he had bad breathe yesterday. had to brush my teeth w/ scope (Bob***)

Hey mommy! I miss you already! I had a lovely time and love my new toothpaste breath hehe ;) groetjes aan luna van mij :D (Lotte****)

Black man on the blue line selling toothpaste!?!! stay in school yall. LBS (Mz_Straw*******)

Eating reeses pieces and have a dentist appointment in 15 min. thank gawd for toothpaste lawl (CaLaH****)

Waiting for a teeth cleaning, this place smells like toothpaste (BaldPe*****)