60 External CommentsRelaxing in my queen size pillow top, other than the negative energy on my timeline. I'm floatin (Lilmzse*******)
Who in the name of Diablos nutsack has anything to say 2 nite? Timeline looks a lil slim n trim. gonna have to feed the Monkey! (Knowth******)
So d persn dt luvs shelln on my timeline no wan shell today.. kilode. i'm stil waitn for you sha. you must shell! in jesus name (Solare******)
Funny 1/2 my timeline is about love, marriage an baby carriage.. whytoday? (Naija*****)
I wish these fools would text and stop clogging my timeline the U and Clemson (like the rest of the world) got dominated by DUKE! (OnDacour*******)
So, is Apple refreshing the MacBook Pro lineup or not? Timeline, rumor, crystal ball answers? Magic 8-Ball? (Gre***)
Day 29 Month 3 The year is 2010. Good Morning Tweeps. I am loving my new acer aspire timeline. the size the weight. (Jmar****)
Menjual laptop acer aspire timeline 3810t, 13,3 inch, 4gb ddr3 memory, 500gb hdd, intel core 2 1,4 ghz, msh garansi smpe oktober. cm rp 5 jt (Indr****)
I love my timeline right now! u guys are wicked awesome lmaoo its too much goin on. im over here dying. (Flyjerz*******)
Any men in my timeline still awake that have occasion to wear black tie? Super formal black tie with studs & cufflinks. (OneC****)
So every smoker on my timeline just put 4:20. must be marijuana-related. (BowtieB******)
I seriously never noticed how many freaky pokemon names there were until you uberfreaks on my timeline showed me! lol (Jonel****)
Adobe Flash 10,0,45,2 on Linux doesn't let me jump the timeline in the Google Python class video. works fine on Windows. unfortunate. (Sogr***)
Sittin in the barber chair .. just left the tattoo shop wit the lil sister .. hit the timeline strangers (Gaso****)
If I see one more New Yorker diss Miami on my timeline ima snap on yall ! (OMGxC*****)
To provide some contrast in your timeline, my for the next few hrs will cover everything BUT Jesus and Magic Johnson suits. (ItsPr*****)
Obama started Tea Party concept. Mac annc Letterman, O: Lincoln's home. Mac Rally:Maverick, Joe. O:FF timeline, Inaugural:Lincoln. (Rockstar*******)
So my timeline isnt working on my phone right now. hmph. anyway, im in bonita springs! spent the day at the pool with my cousins(: (OUHLAL*****)
Watching "world war ii-lost color archives" from youtube on the big screen tv w/kk. technology rocks! kk wants 2 create a wwii timeline now. (Ang***)
April 10 & 11: Fort Verde SHP in Camp Verde: History of the Soldier: Timeline of our military history from Revolutionary War to present day. (AZStat******)
Ohmy. godforbid. more sex shows? hell. i'm not that obsessed with sex! all i like is 69! not timeline sex! (MajIsA******)
Brb I hope when I get back there's a list of names on my timeline help me out ppl *Muah (Hershey_*******)
My timeline is lit up like a christmas tree! And Now that I've got your attention. I have a message from God. He Loves You :) (Mrrick*****)
Would the true timeline of digital photography be called the 'Canon' canon? (Unsafes*******)
Look at the Acer Timeline's. Lenovo X Series, Sony Z Series. Dell Adamo's. msi x-series. all good ultra thin laptops! (Jav***)
Can't believe i just changed my screen name. is this a new epoch in my timeline? (Radio_s*******)
Done texting homegirl 4 2nite she know who she is on my timeline. I hope you dnt play games this time around goodnite though (ChunkyP*******)
DontTryToRoastIf you look like Pink Panther *scans my timeline* (ProBroo*******)
Dammiitt I have to do a timeline today :( and I don't even have a color printer at this apartment! (Shiiti******)
Lol. casio keyboard. dats deep. jus reeding ur timeline. esta ur too much. (Pastor*****)
In LA with over a 100 Laker fans on my timeline and nobody wants to mention how my Portland Trailblazers just smacked ya'll up (The_Real*******)
Dog. she appeared on my timeline again. *febreezes laptop screen* (Killerto*******)
Wait o, am i da only one wu didnt show oceanview yesterday? My timeline is filled with last nite's report sha. (E_mi****)
This girl on my timeline look like Adrian Peterson. but ppl think she cute 4 sm reason lol (Marc****)
Reading up about the fender jazz bass history. The timeline of how it has evolved is actually really interesting. (Abbiro******)
BlockedUBecause ur stalking my timeline trying to play Inspector Gadget for one of your homegirls (Kristin*******)
Check out the public timeline.. It's like I am a character in a Dean Koontz novel.. All those voices in my head.. (Clums*****)
YouJustMadCause cuz my timeline is crazy cool and ur timeline is full of people with sayin "um, i think i'm gonna buy Extenze today" (Husl****)
LOL, reading truth about Norton Antivirus on my timeline. Hey- I don't like it either! They used 2 b best(20yrs ago). Is junk, now. (Shanec******)
Just felt like flooding the timeline right quick with a DSquared Tsunami for the ladies . . . (Fashion*******)
Dell "social media is collapsing the customer feedback timeline" (JHous*****)
Where the hell my sissy went! My timeline just str8 droPped like 10 ! Sissy, Sissy! (DivaJ****)
Underneath the hair dryer. Reading my timeline is hilarious. Lmao.- People do what other people are doing & don't acknowledge that person. (HHT**)
Youngest person on my timeline wins. you want the nickel or the mystery box (YO_Ki*****)
Watching an old quantum leap episode, and sam makes reference to a "snuggie". guess he never set that right in our timeline. (Tobyc****)
Robocop went back b4 goin 2 wife, sent Walter tulip. New timeline Walter writes letter (no train case), tulip arrives. (Blue_Sun*******)
And now my timeline is full of music tech feeds saying that Novation has updated Automap. (Matc****)
Dipity is a form of technology that let's you create a live timeline. Seattle times used this 4 the manhunt (Andreaa_*******)
Using dipidy you can put together a timeline, which allowed people to be aware of what was occurring with the manhunt during the investi . (MWork*****)
I really cant take dis spanglish girl on my timeline. moovee goya mami (QUEEN_*****)
I see a roast fest brewin on my timeline O_O . lemme get outta here before they aim the red dot on my forehead! (JLuvE*****)
Who on my timeline likes "king of the hill" I want to see if I'm alone on this (MISS_JAM*******)
An extraordinary lives timeline in this elementary school has Roberto Clemente right next to Nelson Mandella. Something's not right here. (C_d_an******)
I must check your timeline! Cuz this message here. this right here *Kramer*. is some truisms shawty! (Ricoh*****)
Blockedyoubecause you keep saying "I GET MONEY" on my timeline, and your profile pic, you wearin a throwback jersey and saconys! blocked! (MzWri*****)
Hahahaha. abes. timeline penuh dengan angka 234 and point blank ya (Deebar******)
Finished p. g. wodehouse's "three men and a maid." :) back to michael crichton's "timeline." (Hit***)
All the respect to you, Michael Crichton, but I seriously can't stand Timeline. Especially not when it's in French. (Singhar******)
Just finished reading timeline by michael crichton. really good book. (Sverbi*****)
LOL. Or, on a more low brow note, Timeline by Michael Crichton? Haven't read Black Swan but it's on my list. (Dou***)