60 External CommentsThings never found at kristens house: finger nail clippers, scissors, pencils, pencil sharpeners, brushes, socks, and the thermometer. arg! (Kriste*****)
I've been sitting with a thermometer in my mouth for ages. I'm not allowed to take it out, appaz, until it says smthg besides 'normal'. (Poch****)
This week, I became the thermostat instead of the thermometer. (AUFB****)
Essentials: thermometer, chicken soup, gingerale, Tylenol and netflix. (Tiffany*******)
My thermometer says the outside temperature at my place is around 48 degrees Fahrenheit. (JimBu****)
Had to check my bag due to my meat thermometer. I wonder how many of those atlanta security will acquire today? (Kt**)
Already in Spring mode.. not turning back despite what the thermometer says.. (Rcal***)
What. the only thermometer we have In this house is a rectal one?!?! (Proph1*****)
I don't have a people thermometer, but underarm + cooking thermometer + 1.8 degree correction = ~98 degrees. I think the fever broke. (Starbuc******)
At this stage I've no idea of our final total as the thermometer is my only way of knowing! (Lpooltw*******)
What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? Some asshole has my pen! (Voodoo*****)
Put a min/max thermometer in the greenhouse to see if I needed to insulate. 30.5 degree low not surprising - 90.5 degree high very much so. (Bill_mc*******)
My thermometer says it's around 37 degrees Fahrenheit outside. (JimBu****)
Cleaning up after dropped thermometer. it's been one of those days (Wire***)
I'm hotter than the motherf*ckin sun check the thermometer. jay electronica (I_do***)
It is sunny. from indoors, it could be 70 out, but the thermometer reads 33. i am increasingly convinced that michigan weather violates . (Nevert*****)
The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali (Driftin******)
Liveline lady concerned that if a child eats a yew tree branch they might die. Bleach, cosmetics, thermometer lobbies shaking (Sar***)
Love it: asked for a cooking thermometer in a shop and was pointed to a plastic room thermometer. The girl looked sad when I said no thanks. (Shannon*******)
The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste. (4Spi****)
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. (Mrdpo****)
Reflection of a ghoulfriend - Dating a ghost is so hard.. I mean I dont need an IR Thermometer to tell me whos cold. (Tinn***)
It's warmer. According to the thermometer, the outside temperature at my house is about 31F. (JimBu****)
Thermometer. My mother has noticed him, and he must therefore, perforce, be remarkable." He went down to the stables, not without some (TheCount*******)
The tension is rising with the thermometer here in AD - once the smoke is on things should calm down - Dave TC MHR (MattHal*******)
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, you're a thermometer, in my butt i will thrust (TheJust*******)
Heading out to buy a thermometer cause my sick child lost the only one we had :/aa (Nessa****)
Mum's trying all ways to fix the braun thermometer yet she denies she's having fever. why are mums these days getting so stubborn? (Elth****)
Nicole body shaped like a thermometer. Big head skinny bottom (Join****)
I don't need a thermometer to measure the temperature of my bedroom. it will be room temperature. right?? right?? (Radi***)
Your enthusiasm for Spring is infectious, when the thermometer reads 30F, flip flops = premature. (Kzi***)
Gym was good . deffinatly could go for some food now. be a thermostat not a thermometer. unleashed hardcore (Unleas******)
My emo thermometer wants2 get really hot today & only reasons 2 let it boil or not. Spin class should give it a good attitudinal adjustment! (ICeleb******)
Thermometer reads triple digits. I appreciate triple digits in a basketball game, or maybe a daily working wage. But this is not good. (Peterj*****)
Open windows. Fan. Air purifier. Humidifier. Thermometer. iPhone. MacBook. Laptop cooler. Anti-Viral Kleenex. Porridge. Water. (Noo***)
We got our Cen-Tech IR Thermometer, our digital recorder, a couple of digital cam's and we got our 8mm cam working again. Ghost Huntin' soon (DSti***)
Found my wedding rings. while trying to find a thermometer! I'm 'that' organized! *sigh* (Gili***)
I need a thermometer, some old towels, puppy food and stuff for the puppy we're keeping. Oh man! (PinupP*****)
Ooh. the repair guy has one of those infrared thermometer guns, and he let me use it! Now I want one. (Kar**)
PH meter, thermometer, butter muslin, rennet, starter culture, aromatic additive, pot, pan, all ready to (Hamfami******)
Always amused by those who dress using the calendar instead of the thermometer. A toque and winter jacket are not essentials in 27C weather (Ott***)
So far from pakcik babyregistry : crib, portable baby bath, sterilizer, ear thermometer, baby gym, Ergo carrier, high chair chicco. :D (Mrspr*****)
IPhone OS 4.0 Predictions: 1) Split screen for multitasking 2) Heat sensor to enable use as oven thermometer 3) Floppy drive. via (Handf****)
Alton Brown used a cast-iron Dutch oven and candy thermometer, IIRC. Lot cheaper. I rarely deep-fry anything, myself. (Free_Ra******)
Putting together a baby registry and wondering WHY the rectal thermometer listed under the "Toys and More" Category. O_O (LisaMa******)
The old HLT will be getting a fully PID controlled heat solution and the old MT will be getting a digital thermometer. (RobAS*****)
He bought & it is stated there in LARGE font "Digital Thermometer" and yet he can bring to the cashier and make payment. Real LOL. (Zhuom*****)
We have added an EMF detector, a K-II meter, and an infrared digital thermometer to our arsenal. (SEParaR*******)
It always seems that the people who can't even use so much as a digital thermometer are the ones who get in front of me at self-checkout. (Uber****)
I thought I might be feverish but the digital thermometer read 96.7. So I'm probably just turning into a zombie. Way cool! (Kbloc****)
A rectal digital thermometer gives the best temperature reading for newborns. Not too fun, but important. (Baby****)
I have a few fans currculating air around my xbox. I also have a digital thermometer with the probe taped to the back (Barr***)
Going to market2x later. em going to buy my digital thermometer (Aimmu****)
Taylor professional 9306 dual temp ir/thermocouple thermometer (Itche*****)
Used a wireless talking meat thermometer for the roast in the Weber kettle BBQ. It just proves that this household needs more toys. (Rod_R*****)
Dined Out at town talk, oiled up the outdoor furniture, played with my latest ebay win, infrared thermometer, now to sneak in some racing (Hank***)
Chaney Instrument 10-3/4-Inch Weathered Copper Tube Thermometer (Hotche*****)
Shakes thermometer at you hypnotically and ties your wrists together with stethoscope* (Janepr*****)
Thermometer is already hitting 96*. Summer in south Texas is gonna be miserable. (Thego****)
Trying to take my dog's temperature with a digital thermometer. Hint: It doesn't go in his mouth. (Janiceam*******)
