Swimmer - USA

Nevis-St. Kitts cross-channel swim record broken. 1hr 5 mn for the first swimmer home. Great to see ladies leading the field (sea!) today (Jen***)

Dear mr. Italian swimmer who steals don's lane every morning: your buttcrack is showing. Pull your dang swimsuit up. (Kate****)

I am one wetsuit poorer today. And . I kinda look like a superhero. My alter ego is a slow swimmer ;) (Spunste******)

Wait? No leg hair? That would be odd for me. I've never dated a swimmer or a hard core cyclist. (Thelos******)

Let the dress-wars begin. Met the princess-to-be, Charlene, at the Van Olympics. Swimmer's body indeed. More Cheryl Ladd than Grace Kelly. (Shinan******)

Yeah well I figured it wasn't Nice ha ha, was just wondering which non WTC event it was - as I drink loads being a crap swimmer (Ironh****)

They seem to have the same Etruscan smile as dolphins too - must practice that. I am also a very good swimmer. (Trisha******)

Ear-dry swimmers ear care drops drying aid swim swimming swimmer snorkel snorkeling dive diving scuba divers kayak jet ski skiing boat boati (Pqo***)

Kevin asked the sub, "are you a swimmer cause you have a swimmer's body" a new pick up line? (Sarahbu******)

A-10 named Michael Dahle men's Swimmer of the Week, Christiana Eltiste women's Rookie of the Week. (SLU_Bil******)

Thanks for cricket updates! Much appreciated. Luderick, blue swimmer crabs, leather jackets & bream all in all top day fishing with my boy (Ifis***)

The other couple have a potential olympic swimmer! They don't own any cooking oil! (Casspa*****)

Just found your website and first of all: you're hilarious. Second: as a collegiate swimmer I loved the pain article. (HotPink******)

They should be banned, it's like a swimmer using an outboard motor. It should be the player putting the work in! (Gojabe*****)

ECM's Alex DeLakis was the only swimmer to win two events at last week's WIAA state meet (200 IM, 100 breaststroke). (BradoN*****)

Wisconsin Interscholastic Swim Coaches Association names ECM sophomore Alex DeLakis as its Division 1 swimmer of the year. (BradoN*****)

Port swimmer James Magnussen finishes 6th in men's 50m final at Oz titles (Vers****)

Coming up: Our business guru Ed Kemp on live footy, swimmer James Magnussen, Jarrod Lyle in Augusta ahead of the Masters, Russell Barwick (HarfTi*****)

NSWIS swimmer James Magnussen number one! and finishes third! Well done boys! (TheN****)

You guys should play Rival Schools Evolution 2, The one of PSX that expanded on the Evolution disk and added Cam Girl & Swimmer (LGSxRec******)

I use to be a swimmer but I stop swimming when I obtain a gold certificate . (Throughm*******)

A girl rang today to check it was ok to use a tt bike with disc wheel! 6:15 swimmer too! (Racetim*******)

Quiz: an underwater swimmer equipped with a face mask and foot fins and either a snorkel or an air cylinder - 1. hock 2. admission price 3. (Qui***)

Its like a metallic effect cardstock with a lovely swimmer. X (Dawnb****)

Laxlife shao khan. subzero flow. nova scocia coolcatfish swimmer than any boatt, whome? (WhoME_L******)

Toddler of ginggle yunder found food conder swimmer till pont quidar (ThatGi*****)

I did a whole wall in my study in cork tiles. Rationale was it would soon be covered in my Scottish Swimmer certs soon. (Lesley*****)

Largely because I was in wave 16 of 17 and that I'm a slow swimmer, was only passed by 2 bikes. (Mld***)

Collecting all these raindrops for my clownfish tank. Nemo is a picky swimmer. (Barcla******)

At parents' house. My brother got Mom an Air Swimmer thing. Giant goldfish now floating around house, about to bump into my head (Thezac******)

Merry Christmas , BobB, Carrie et al from your 1960's Huntington beach Cabana Club swimmer Mike Richards (Jack & Loretta's Son) (Pund***)

These swimmer girls this year are just nasty from picks, to mini dozers, what's next? (God_of******)

Yo: Another nice Mile High deal from Sunday -- Regis Jesuit ace swimmer Missy Franklin was recognized by a most receptive crowd. (Neild*****)

Michael Phelps is the best swimmer ever. He has won 14 gold medals in total, he won 8 of those at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. (Alexmo*****)

This Day In Olympic History: Swimmer was born in Tunis, Tunisia. He won 1500 m gold at the Beijing Olympics. (Olympic******)

Just been propelled across a small pool by a water jet; I'm not a strong swimmer. (Abbyosu******)

On wall IU Nat is list of names of U. S. Olympic team members. 1996 team had swimmer set U. S. breaststroke record. His name: Jeremy Linn. (Indyhs******)

Saline swimmer Josh Ehrman sets pool and SEC record in 200 yard indiv. medley with time of 1.53.17 at Pioneer High School. (Mdur***)

When i have a child i'm gonna make them be an olympic swimmer like michael phelps (Lindsa******)

I'll grease myself up like a cross channel swimmer when I go to bed. See if that works. Thanks pet x (Mrs_c****)

Im seriously tearing up watching michael phelps races. he is such an amazing swimmer. omg i love him (Hannaht*******)

Was so about to buy a wet/dry epilator because of the synchronised swimmer. Nice try but not this time. (Stephen******)

The US Swimming Olympic Trials begin today in Omaha. BYU swimmer, Brady Wells, will compete in the 100m Breaststroke. (Hcoll*****)

Haha! that's hilarious. i think he should do the lady shaver or the olympic swimmer. (Melissa******)

Cam in Basic Learning the new stuco way! The shorts are still alive. Were handed down to swimmer BALL. Son of our Principal (Onetrib******)

UGA swimmer Allison Schmitt is bringing a silver medal, and an American record, back from across the pond. THAT A GIRL! (Natural******)

I found that twins! err, cha chan sat we say very leng zai one ar, omg selangor swimmer mou! (Y) LOL! (Siew****)

Chinese swimmer YeShiwen suspected of doping. very suspicious results in the 4x200 relay & 200 IM vs 400 IM (Yyang****)

I stand by the saying showing a porn girl your dick pic is like showing a pro swimmer a pic of an above ground pool. (Tegan****)

What better way than to start the day with a rejuvenating swim in the aqua clear ocean along Swimmer's Highway. (Deevo****)

SLS resources are responding to reports of a swimmer in distress at Handkerchief Beach near Narooma on the NSW Far South Coast. (SLSNS*****)

An attractive boy sat next to me today at my meet. did i mention im a swimmer. he is a swimmer. he was shirtless. oh. so attractive. (Ummsobas*******)

Yeah, he's a little dot. And he is an excellent swimmer! He is good at everything. (Courtne******)

The blackened sea swimmer was awesome. You crushed it again at 1 water ridge. (Damianhu*******)