60 External CommentsTrouble pulling on your wetsuit? A little baby powder on your arms and legs works wonders! Plus it may make a shark sneeze. (Zahn***)
Sometimes i think my dog only comes into my room to sneeze on my motherboard :( there is hair everywhere (Axef***)
One sneeze apparently can wake the sleeping beauty. sigh, there goes my sleeping hour (Jo_n****)
Ah Phoenix, I'm inside you now. Just saw my bartender sneeze with his hands behind his back, crouched to the floor. Bizarre. (Squar*****)
Just had a mammoth sneeze that nearly blew my brains out. That is a sure sign to eat a hot curry where I come from (Leeds****)
Staind is licking one of my makeup brushes. Luckily, it's one I never use. It tickled her nose and made her sneeze. Hehe. (Herooft*******)
Nature, thou art NOT my goddess. If I sneeze one more time I'm going Kosovo on the bumblebee population at Hofstra. (Itsian*****)
Confirmed: eloise hawking was on my flight. i saw her sneeze into her hands, wipe it on her jacket. what does it mean?! (Patrick******)
Can you NOT cough and sneeze all over that computer keyboard?? I'm sure we all don't want the swine like you. KTHANKS. (Goya****)
Good JoJo may have caught a cold. (sneeze) Bad JoJo may have caught the clap! (scratch) (JoJoW*****)
After watching marie antoinette i have an obsession with alternative rock.*sneeze* ugh i think i sprained my throat (Miss_D******)
Is one sneeze short of taking a cordless drill to his sinus cavities. (Rdut****)
Wow, that is one powerful sneeze! Google metaphysical meaning of the back. May give you an insight into current mindset/emotions? (Jasminep*******)
Modern art is all about justification. I could sneeze on a canvas and call it art if I had a pretentious reason for it. (Rob_sh******)
Start to sneeze. and people wonder why i have a dislike for jim thorpe pa. (Revchris*******)
Ms. MS - you still airborne or was this an earthly, feet on my own damn floor sneeze? (Pole****)
Only says catfish sneeze, artists r so unique, must be one-of-a-kind-weird! (MzAi***)
MM nowplaying "Caught A Lite Sneeze" by Tori Amos specifically for you. you caused me no more trouble than that. a light/sneeze. adieu.. (Jasons*****)
You're like an atomic clock. But with sneeze particles instead of atomy stuff. (technical term) (Ktu**)
I've got zoid germs. one sneeze from me and you'll be hoola hooping to hammond organ faster than you can say hotsy wa wa. (Katie****)
Tommy hilfiger Perfume makes me sneeze.. everytime I use it I have a sneezing Fit. Odd. (Ben_Wah******)
Women have brains like old fashioned steam trains. They sneeze out their ears and that's pretty much all I know about women. (Derekr******)
Wearing ralph lauren romance & trying not to giggle as my train commrades round me sneeze!! something bout this perfume. Happens everytime! (Naomi****)
Smiles and takes the box* thank you Alia chan .. :) *sneeze on the tissue* (Reii_*****)
Pales in comparison to dh (whom I heard sneeze - thru a closed exterior door from 100 yds) (Shin****)
TCIF "Trisha & I made a bed out of the salad bar. The sneeze guard is our coverlet. Through it we see light." Splendid Things (ASKB****)
Hmm watch yu yu hakusho season 4 box set or .-sneeze- excuse me. or watch regular tv. hm (Soni_Und*******)
Three sofa beds which we've got from IKea since 2006 would serve the purpose very well. ^^ The dust made me sneeze. (Nobi***)
The combination of a mega red teary eye and a sneeze attacl at 11:something = disaster. (Alexon******)
Well, I can't breathe, can't sneeze, and can't even put my shoes on without pain. you know I'm in my Victorian dress again. LOL (Jeje****)
Of course! Great book. waiting for the one about B52-like British Pigeons that sneeze! *grin* (Puyara******)
Randy had hoped we'd get a baby bjork, baby holder fashioned gfrom a stuffed swan. feathers made her sneeze tho. (Madf***)
This cube game show stinks. Even more than daybreak. Even more than eating peanut butter with your fingers& then needing to sneeze. (Really******)
If I so much as sneeze, all at work notice. Today I had an orange wrist band on all afternoon and no one said a word. Lmao (Katzc*****)
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the . (Of**)
I pretty much yell and shotgun high velocity micro-spit when I sneeze -- you want some if that action. (TwoN****)
Friggin' pollen! Sinuses, throat & lungs all effed up. Sleep is problematic. Ever cough & sneeze all night into a CPAP mask? Miserable. (BozMa****)
I haz cough, sneeze and sore throat. But we should all learn our cue frm Adam :) (Farah****)
Can u play "Caught A Lite Sneeze" by Tori Amos, please? I need light cooking music. ;) (TheLef*****)
Heat duct is directly over bed, makes me sneeze uncontrollably - which hurts like a MoFo when your nose is broken. (Scuba****)
Music puppy sneeze childsupport TAKSTest nipple lakers np pimpjuice 2pac angrybeavers lacedrawls lol see it's easy (ClassC******)
Its FReezin` I swear if u sneeze outside right now you could see it frozen in mid air! sick but COOL (EMitc*****)
Now I'm heading downstairs to make chili dip, then I will lock myself away, wrap, blow my nose, sneeze a lot, and watch Holiday Inn. (TC0***)
Totally. That mosaic tile and sneeze guard are the playtoys of the new American elite, my friend. Well played. (CockShit*******)
You just made me do some kinda half laugh half sneeze thing there, dw love I'll continent ;) (Vicky*****)
My husband just taught our 20 mth old how to pretend sneeze with playdough coming out her nose! She thinks it is hilarious! ;) (Laur****)
Liesel came all the way from Montauk to tell me that when I laugh and sneeze I look like Drusilla Tremaine. Thanks, Rothschild. (Tierani******)
Don't sneeze on the windscreen in that temp, it would look like bubble glass! (Sbsk****)
I wish I had a wax warmer still so I could wax my eyebrows rather than pluck pluck sneeze pluck bleh (Vampir*****)
Frail ho. everytime she sneeze the weight of her wig moves fward & breaks her chest cavity open (Artsee*****)
Hahaha I thought a woman on the train was beat-boxing; turned around and she was doing some kind of posh sneeze. (kick drum/hi-hat) (Iaml***)
We'll all be waiting for you and be glad that everyone's awaiting for your release and misses you alot! cfm sneeze alot right? ^^ (Byese****)
WIN: when u are able to place your tea cup in a safe table right before u sneeze (Xan***)
Where for art thou NyQuil? Why hast thou forsaken me? If I don't find you it will be a long night. If I do, bliss is mine. sniffle, sneeze (Jult****)
Been up since 8:20, bad head, sore throat, cough, sneeze, oh joy, first bug of 2011. (WFM**)
If Britney & I were fellow baseball moms, I would bring her my Singles Collection Ultimate Fan Box Set & ask her to sign it/sneeze on it. (Oh_Mi*****)
It takes seven seconds for a sneeze to evaporate from the air (Andrewk*******)
Haha cat sleeping with u sure will sneeze? Coz of its fur or allergy to it? (Kooxy*****)
When i sneeze when im typing afterwards i feel like typing 'fdjkfwubfeybfykksuopgwqfhlof fulfwwgh dullgdqrljvhphafb dfi' (Alice****)
All I want is juice in a vintage Star Wars glass, and a Chocolate Bunny. Also, when I sneeze, it smells like chicken soup. (Jhlea*****)
