60 External CommentsJordan Foreman makes history for the Missouri Mavericks as they go up 4-2 with 54 seconds left! The Missouir Miavericks will win their 1st (Tanm***)
I literally just held the hand of a 65 year old woman and embraced for about 15 seconds. I love Virginia Tech alumni women. (Allenb*****)
Caught the last 30 seconds of the Michigan state v Maryland game. All I needed to see, wow!! (Archang******)
Domestic Discovery: after cleaning microwave oven, put 2-3 drops of lemon extract on a damp paper towel & zap for 30 seconds. Smells fresh! (JackPo******)
Safety Kurt Coleman ran an adequate 40 time of 4.52 seconds then posted a vertical jump of 35-inches. (Abbey6*****)
Just went on a 9.63 kilometre run in 46 minutes and 59 seconds at a pace of 4:52 per kilometre. (Nob_***)
My amex bill actually says "ticketmaster thirty seconds to mars" haha for once a bill that doesnt make mad (Sham***)
Eva ben wit a chick an she takes 46 minutes an 38 seconds to get to things from walmart if we wasnt in no mans land i woulda lefr her (DTM***)
The first 55 seconds of Government Flu by the dead kennedys make me want to kill everything. (PikaC*****)
Took like twenty seconds of doggy shock collar and got a free half sleeve out of it!! YAY! having a great day! Hahah! :D (Mttf****)
C. you know that horizon vanilla milk? yep, I inhale that like its my job. seriously .. 5 seconds and the whole thing is gone. (Giulia******)
Mbkb: Wild OT in Oxford. Texas Tech leading Ole Miss 78-77 with 31.4 seconds remaining. (Big12Con*******)
Ttuuttuu set a new record of 29 seconds for today's first kill on Riverside Rush! (Auto***)
The Royals won currentRound 2 of Riverside Rush after 7 minutes, 24 seconds (Auto***)
Misakiller & Dartin(rus) set a new record of 31 seconds for today's first kill on Riverside Rush! (Auto***)
The Nationals won currentRound 1 of Riverside Rush after 4 minutes, 50 seconds (Auto***)
Misakiller set a new record of 32 seconds for today's first kill on Riverside Rush! (Auto***)
Atlanta Hawks & San Antonio Spurs tied game with 27 seconds left. Hawks ball!! Go Hawks! (Brendac******)
We still have Remote Control and 20 Seconds On American Idol to discuss this Morning. any thoughts? (DogNFoxM*******)
Manchester picadilly is crazy tonight. Trains everywhere, broken down and announcments every 30 seconds! (Missra******)
Getting geared up for baseball. Just LMAO watching Braves skipper Cox getting ejected 2 seconds after arguing a call (youtube). He rawks. (Tgar****)
Team New Zealand wins again against Italy in the Louis Vitton Cup in Auckland today by 60 seconds (Granthe******)
Team New Zealand 38 seconds ahead on the final downwind leg of the louis Vitton cup in Auckland (Granthe******)
Oh. My. Goodness! And back for seconds on the Hollywood Tower of Terror! Wish my phone had a good way to record accelerometer data! (Prael****)
Wow. i just watched 30 seconds of miley singing last night on american idol and it was bad. i stopped because i couldn't take anymore. (Helluva*******)
He's so hot I could just crack an egg on him..! And it would fry in 60 seconds lol (SuN***)
Damn, just connected through VPN but I can't even stream a Top Gear episode on iPlayer without it pausing every few seconds (XKat***)
Fun fact about being on the Palo alto fiber ring: HD trailers load in seconds. Awesome. (thanks tom) (Tol***)
Hooray, my brain age is 7 :P Took me 17 seconds to do the 20 maths questions today though _ Stupid touchpad not reading my writing. (FredAw*****)
Went out for 10 seconds WITH an umbrella, and somehow still got wet (GRo**)
Outbound: 517 huntington ave, boston, ma 02115, usa. reported: 23 seconds ago (Mbta_*****)
Outbound: 517 massachusetts 107, revere, ma 02151, usa. reported: 178 seconds ago (Mbta_b*****)
Last Top Fuel 4-wide qualifying group ran 314.97-315.49 mph. All four within .025 seconds. Holy crap. (RyanMcG******)
Hope the 30 seconds to mars band comes to Denver Colorado. That would be freankin awesome. (Foxrac******)
Our cold technology infrared recon cam is so sensitive that you can write on a wall with your finger and still read it 15 seconds later! (Artis*****)
Road Runner broadband service is very sluggish right now. My ping times are around 2 seconds. Yes, 2 seconds. (Thereal******)
Wisconsin nullifies last 41 seconds of powerplay with Smith taking an interference call (Quick*****)
Penalty on wisconsin, 41 seconds of 4-on-4 coming up. very convincing PK for vermont there. no i'm just kidding, of course it wasn't. (Twolin*****)
Score for Wisconsin on the power play! 3-2 Badgers over Vermont with 43 seconds left in the 2nd period (Straig*****)
C'mon CBS - bring the biggest Purdue fan her game back in Philadelphia. Who cares about the last 14 seconds of the State game? They won! (Srt***)
Just learned that control-semicolon inserts today's date into Excel. Control-shift-semicolon inserts the current time. Seconds saved! (Johnbe******)
ANYTHING good about the cold? My gps watch loaded up in 2 seconds, and it is usually slow. I ran hard to warm up then to get it over with. (Mowh***)
Yallremember duckin down for 3 seconds on Super Mario world so u could drop down & run behind the stage? (Rue***)
Bought the original "Gone in 60 seconds" movie. Only watch either version for the cars. Totally in love with Eleanor. (Til***)
Feel like an NFL football coach. Sunday game is over, take 30 seconds to enjoy it and start working on next week! (RevS****)
At the MMA's saw a man tapout with only 5 seconds left N the round.5 seconds of pain is nothing unless its during childbirth. man u weak! (MEppi****)
A girl tired n Cami Draws spittin out her pacifier er ten seconds but she want it (Naena****)
Pro tip for Mac - Press Command-Option and then hold the Eject button for about 2 seconds to put to sleep (Kenya*****)
Watching "cagney-209 and lacey-209" on the cop channel. "pick me up some sushi, harv", says lacey-209. "you have 20 seconds to comply." (Simon*****)
On my way to my godson's christening. got dressed in like 5 seconds. Couldn't even pencil my eyebrows! lmao (Pookie******)
Inbed i am a shadow of my former self! got the green mile on tv, my ipod on low. i'l be ko'd in about 30 seconds! na nite x (ImBoss******)
At First. Four wheel skid and stopped inches from his back bumper, laying on the horn. Took him a good 5-10 seconds to go and do 40kmh. (Kit***)
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I would never date someone whose only talent was doing a rubiks cube really fast. how boring after like five seconds. (Hollyw******)
This simple ass bus driver just realized how behind schedule he is. just got from Cottage Grove to Stony in 6.9 seconds. (Quoteb******)
Your choice: standing in cold rain pumping gas/petrol & inhaling fumes for 6 minutes, or 15 seconds plug in your electric car & walk away (Elec_Car*******)