Screw - USA

I got a wall clock 4 my apartment and the damn thing is screwed to the box. i need a real small screw driver asap (Lindz*****)

Screw you people and your fancy shmancy DS's and Pokemon Heartgold. Ima go play Pokemon Blue on my Gameboy Color. :D (Alexy****)

Who tries to open moscato with knives?? It's cork screw operated. Nimrod (Jenr****)

I just spent an hour and a half digging a shredded cork out of a wine bottle with a screw, pliers and a hammer. (RubyB****)

Girlfriend just broke a corkscrew in a bottle of wine. I pulled out a hammer and a nail and pulled out the cork with a screw. HELLYEA! (Hyl***)

Reading about Henry Maudslay and his screw cutting lathe. Amazing how much this impacted the industrial revolution. (Swar****)

And will two wireless mouses closely placed screw each other.? (Chas***)

I want vanessa's designer bra on gossip girl! screw the handbags & shoes, i'll take the lingerie! & the shirtless damien in bed ;p (Liberty******)

Just saw a bumper sticker that said screw your intern, not your country. haha excellent. (Steph*****)

Time to go battle 20 mph winds on my 5 hour bike ride this morning. Screw aero bars, I'm using a sail. (Mikedi******)

Our free shangri la hotel stay is so screwed up we had 2 changes of rooms so far. At the rate they screw up, we should the suite soon. (Cq2***)

Damn it! screw you mega video! all i wanted to do was finish beauty and the beast! i didnt even have 20 minutes left! =[ (Joedon******)

Goal: move to cali and bang screw in a candy painted caddy with wood grain on the inside, huge system and longhorns in the front. (Djjoe*****)

Such pretty snowflakes fluttering about today. Screw spring; old man Winter can hold out for as long as he likes! (JonRed*****)

World ends tomorrow. screw the mayan calendar, health care reform is the end!! the end is nigh! (Zym***)

Spent the last 30 minutes tryin to fix the internet. screw this wireless router. (Fabio*****)

I just burnt my finger on a hot screw, Jaymie burnt her wrist on the screwdriver and Jacqui elbowed me in the head. Lol. Bad things happ . (EmmaM****)

Screwdriver tip:Never start a screw by tapping with a hammer, you risk splitting the wood. (Sdhomes*******)

Screw it all. I just want constant Grey Gardens, Company, ACL, and Gypsy revivals on Broadway. And to live in New York. And infinite money. (Themod******)

Screw the mitsubishi lancer evolution. screw the subaru impreza. screw the mazda rx7 and rx8. i'm going to get a toyota ft86 (hachi roku). (Warre*****)

If you own 7 cats then people will think you're crazy. If you own 7 sharks then screw what people think because you're a BADASS. (HiImRi*****)

Airline ticket from Smailing Tour, Cork & Screw vouchers, etc. Fabulous food: Sushi Nobu & Blue Erawan Royal Thai Cuisine. (Aimee*****)

Haven't played FFXI in three days and I don't even mind. Screw it, I'm going back to Valkyria Chronicles for awhile. (Purese******)

Ah carry on luggage, screw you carousels and I laugh at those who have to wait! (Downf****)

Dropped a screw into the depths of the Jeep's forward air ducting. Amazed at the selection of Craftsman thingamabobs to help retrieve it. (Rodr****)

Bored. nothing to do. refusing to do any work, sleep or anything boring. why did my bank screw up my dsi coming tomorrow :( (Cer***)

Received a lot of random objects in the post today - hair brush, 12 forks, dual purge valve snorkel, rope, screw driver & letter from Dad :) (BillyBu******)

Screw dis place(DURGAPUR)!! Its hot as Pamela Anderson & power cuts here r more frequent dan fights between 'saas-bahu'..!! (Souvickm*******)

Screw! how the hell to use lomo cam! and my father is scolding me when i trying! idiot lah ! u can scold me if i am born a genius! (Fangy****)

Beginning to think it's impossible for CVS to *not* screw things up. Shouldn't all travel size toiletries be in same row? (Jennife******)

It's ashamed sirus xm satellite radio doesn't give don geronimo a chance. he has large fan base for it. screw censorship!! (Diamond*******)

I grunted while putting a screw into a new shelf. My almost 1 yr old grunts after me. So it starts. (Mikw***)

Damn we have oxygen patients calling us that they have no power screw this wind (Mando*****)

I loosened the locknut on the steering gear box to turn the screw in this weekend, as my steering was feeling a bit sloppy. I also che. (Audre*****)

Screw that. If I had an injury and had to wear a cage, I'd wear a full-on goalie mask! (Scottc*****)

I can't believe the "Audacity of Hope" author has the audacity to screw the American people!! (Hun***)

Just finished putting a bed together. Can't believe that the mickey mouse screw driver that was provided to screw the joins. (Mbain****)

Screw saving up for a USB condenser mic. When I get my pay next week I'm gonna invest in it straight away. (Heyz****)

Barry Porteous (Porteous Fastener) and Bruce Wheeler (Star Stainless Screw) are on deck now at the Pac-West conference. (PacWestF*******)

Lost a screw on her Gucci sunglasses, and needs to take them to the store to be repaired. (EricaB*****)

Just finished a Warehouse flat pack bookcase. They gave me an extra screw, who woulda thought? ;) (Jaredh*****)

Screw this. i cant find a place that sells ds motherboards for cheap 3 (Min***)

As for the formal bit. I'm wearing a suit and tie, screw the evening dress. Allons-y! (Vindict*******)

Lexmark T430 Maint kit: Disassemble, install parts, reassemble, drop screw, crud, disassemble, no screw, full disassemble, found, reassemble (CarlM*****)

Next Sunday is the start of baseball season. Go Cubs and White Sox. screw the other teams. This year is our year. (Cvsp****)

Happy Birthday Mac OS X! And screw you for never running on my PC/notebooks :/ (Imha****)

Ok, 1 more screw to go. it's so tight, the screwdriver shaft is actually rotating in the grip. i need a precision 00 with a bigger handle! (Psepr****)

Screw whoever installed the Adobe CS4 software on my Thinkpad. (Melis*****)

Done with vocabs left with compo! Screw that freaking compo _l_ no, screw eng. And betsy. (Lydiaa******)

Lately comcast 's internet service has been ridiculously unreliable. It keeps dropping out just long enough to screw my Xbox games. (Stephenp*******)

Screw you stein mart for having a sale. I dont have a parking spot and smoothie king is too busy. (Kayli*****)

Nuthin but that screw ish in my cd changer. chillin lookin for a ho to be a Skeet taster (SkeetD*****)

Got a used iPhone for b-day now find out i cant unlock it, screw you 05.12.01 (Colton*****)

Im running every appliance and light I own screw earth hour nutty warmers (Rose****)

Tonight the Philadelphia Flyers play the Ottawa Senators. Screw you Ottawa! GO FLYERS. ah the wonderful sport of hockey! (Musicmak*******)

Damn U Apparition! giv 'Tree of Life' a screening date alrdy. ths is ridiculous! Dear, Lord Please dont let them screw ths movie up! (Littlew*******)

Yay! Just switched to T-Mobile. got the new My Touch en route to me! Screw you US Cellular! (Danie****)

Dell continues to screw me. Only VGA cable included with monitor sigh (Jedi***)

Screw this. Aah why do we have to learn VISUAL BASIC and all its horror? Can't we just learn how to use the internet and how to play games? (Kezsek******)

AC/DC never sounded better. Thats right! SCREW steroes and MP3 players, turntables and records for the win. (Nitro****)