Roommate - USA

There's no accounting for taste my roommate wants to buy a jeep grand cherokee lower it, put a body kit, & a hood scoop on it (Mikec*****)

My roommate oh_mega lifted the secret of unbreakable converse all star: just get chucks made in usa! (Habsge*****)

God, Craigs list wins so hard. We have a potential roommate coming to see the place tomorrow night, and another possibility as well. (Mnes***)

Apparently I look like a terrorist in my passport photographs. Thanks donnies roommate! Lol (Royal*****)

Ironic that the song playing out of 55 when roommate walked in at 3:40 was Leave the Light On. She did leave the closet light on annoyingly. (Lar***)

My roommate asks for nail-clippers, I tell him I don't know where mine are, so he goes to root among my toiletries. God give me patience. (Goddes*****)

Now if my amiga comes n visits nyc, if she stay at my place shell feel madd awkward w my roommate around. Smh. (Flatbu*****)

Urban Legend: if ur college roommate dies you get an automatic 4.0 for the semester (traumatic stress). What about a floormate? :/ lol (Khrys****)

Finishing up polymer clay eyes for the little piglet my roommate just bought. (FlowerGu*******)

Hmm. My wool coat is missing. Right after the crazy roommate said he wouldn't be responsible for my property (Tee**)

I'm listening to my roommate play Mass Effect and it makes me SO SAD. (Go to bed, me.) (Sarahlu******)

That's a first. My roommate up and moved his Wii system into his room so that I wouldn't poke fun at the waggle control. I feel no remorse. (Ivers*****)

In a childish attempt to show that she's "mad at me", my roommate removes all the couch pillows and the throws from the living room. SMH. (Diva_Mag*******)

My roommate is on a bus to NC, & she texted me with "gun cabinet" to remind me of the ex. cred. for my exam today. She's the best. haha (Alliwi*****)

My roommate has an 80 pound futon but doesn't park in a stall directly in front of our dorm because "he doesn't want to parallel park".. wow (Brandon*******)

My roommate and I just fixed our dryer with a ratchet screwdriver, a steak knife, and a can opener. (Shee****)

I have found streaming antiques roadshow for my roommate Heather in exchange for pizza rolls. (Yeti_de*******)

So my roommate jus used a mini bible/holy book as a door stop. smh (BLa_che******)

Really wants to go to Sweet Tomatoes! Didnt even get a break today! Whelp! Is chillin and taking care of his roommate the rest of the ev . (ChaadxM******)

My roommate just said that she wouldn't bone Mary Tyler Moore bc she's "too toothy" . . . proving that she's insane. (Gpok***)

Yo tell me why I think my roommate using my silverware without me knowing about it. I'm a be pissed if she is. (Babygir******)

Today my roommate has buried my electric razor deep beneath a pile of rubbish. Starting to wonder if he has some kind of medical condition. (Tjcar*****)

Does anyone else put tea tree oil in their hair? My roommate has it smelling like a damn safari in our room (Apais*****)

I like how my roommate knew the trashbag that got torn open was mine because it contained shoulder pads, tights, and camel filters. (Stopeat*******)

I swear, if my roommate hijacks my iPod dock and leaves it in her bathroom one more time, things will not be good for her. Or her iPod. (ELP***)

We just drove past our ex-roommate, confirming that she does in fact drive from New Martinsville everyday. PWNED beeotch! (Michi****)

You know your roommate is retarded when they are white and listening to "hard knock life" ten years after its release. (Donov****)

Going to a Silversun Pickups/Muse concert with my former roommate. She's forty minutes late. Now you know why she's my Former roommate. (Cla***)

It sounds like our roommate is taking out his rage on the pots and pans in the kitchen. Definitely not leaving our room until that stops. (Jamie*****)

Here's the list of Phish tickets my roommate and I have purchased this morning. 5 Jones beach (2 1st night and 3) 1 SPAC 1CMAC. (Skiw***)

Goin to the liquor store after i go pick up my roommate from work. crown royal (Datbo*****)

I'm in love with my roommate's Epiphone guitar. She's sleeping over at my place tonight. ;) (Floria******)

My roommate just referred to me as "auntie ashley" to her CATS. .. crazy cat lady. last time i help her get a cat house! (Ashlei*****)

Is watching my mechanically disinclined roommate put together an oscillating fan. fun times! :D (Aba**)

For the second time my roommate has come running into my room cuz of a tornado watch. I had to give her my weather radio so I could (Hollyk*****)

My roommate DOES NOT know how to dress.. she wearin pink jeans, gray shirt and a dog chain ?! Who's dog chain is that ? . (LiLiB****)

Hope my roommate don't blow out his home theater speakers. you can't compete with studio monitors. that's a no no (Rdotivy******)

My roommate just informed me she's going to make us a really nice dinner on Thursday. I am somewhere between tickled pink and so pleased. (Midnig*****)

Looking for apartments online. maybe i should find a roommate first? (Maris*****)

This is thursday nights: watching abdc & playing computer games with my roommate. Our lives are too sad. -_- (Mamama*****)

Drunk Roommate + People Upstairs + Air Gun + Skunk can not possibly = Anything Good. (Insaf*****)

Just bought a flip HD video camera w/ my roommate . hilarity will ensue (RyanDNi*******)

FF my talented jewelry making roommate who will be making her debut at Saturday market this year! Her stuff is amazing! (UrsiW*****)

I dont like my roommate's friend . like i really dont like her . i wish i had a giant bug zapper for every time she walked in the room . (Mami_kn*******)

Michael Franti + making hummus + favorite red wine = awesome. Lego batman on wii + roommate = awesome. Work in two hours? We'll see. (XoPat*****)

My big 'screw you' to Archstone this weekend is getting my old roommate to get me a parking pass. (Notmi*****)

Came home for the weekend as usual because I can't stand a whole weekend with my roommate! And now watching Angels&Demons with my nana! :] (Xgagasli*******)

O my old roommate uses that program to make some amazing drawings! i am not so skilled in the whole computer drawing thing (Miss***)

Roommate and I hooked the PS3 up to the 1080p projector. FFXI is amazingly pretty. We watched the opening twice just to admire it. (Lex_rob******)

Ha, thank you! my roommate got the waffle maker at Disneyland a couple of years back, apparently. (Res***)

What would I do if I were an american living in LAX. my roommate has asked me that. he knows it 4sure. lookin 4 B-Spears (Jade****)

Watching ghost hunters with my sister and her roommate hannah ^.^ (Randomqu*******)

Three Olives Vodka Bubble ? I'm not sure. My roommate was talking about it, it might actually be good. Hmm. (Micke****)

Omg :( that's awful. Last night I just dreamed my old roommate came over to study. I guess watch something happy before bed? (Americn******)

My brother's roommate got a new bean bag chair. As a direct result, their room now smells like the business end of a Halloween mask. (TheJust******)

Up at 7a, even though the roommate and her whorish friend came home at 3:30a and stomped around like the dinosaurs in The Land Before Time. (Geekan******)

Hahaha u roommate gave me the external cd drive and i have my windows 7 cd with me (J_e***)

My roommate came into the room at 3 a. m. wearing a cat costume. I think it's about time to wrap this semester up here. (Joege*****)

Me and my roommate over here dying! These ppl are too serious! They're tryna get back the "real" america--the confederate states (Mz_B****)

My college roommate just FB messaged me to ask about cloth diapers. I love sharing what I've learned! (Indigo*****)