Rolled - USA

It was great meeting you, Gray. So glad you like the Saba the snail. He is your new confidante and security blanket rolled into one. Hugs (Paulag*****)

We seriously rolled out the red carpet today. no worries the green shag carpet underneath will slowly peak through! (APay****)

Shoutout to the 4 fat bitches in that 2door '98 acura legend wit tha windows rolled down slappin 5 star bitch . skucci! (PRETTIE*******)

Ok, I'll tell ya. Chicken rolled with smoked ham, peppers, SD toms & parm. risotto w/ gorgonzola, red peppers & peas. (JohnFri******)

For those of you who know my background, right now I'm blasting through some 2" dia cold rolled steel in my Mori Seiki SL3-H CNC lathe! (Master******)

I'm making trumpet noises into rolled up paper. This is what I do at work. (Sawy****)

Shoot, I accidentally rolled the tip of an unused film into its canister. How can I get it back out? (Ren***)

I just passed a homeless guy who smelled EXACTLY like my grandma's chicken coop. Nostalgia and grossness rolled into one! (Ginger*****)

A car just rolled by me and it had "F* YOU" carved into the hood. he probably cheated. Lol (Patc****)

Smoked a hand rolled cigarette and it's horrible, won't do that again. I don't know how people do it. It's cheaper than packs because. (JoshJ****)

Just finishing flyering in fairmont park so some guy rolled up on us yelling "don't b putting sh*t on my poles!" WHAT? (Melle****)

Thinks this loader could use more free-on 4 da a/c, starting 2 bake up even with da windows rolled down. (DjBi****)

Next stop Nashville. rockin some wagon wheel in the ol minivan. she just rolled over 200,0! minivan2k! haha (Bradle******)

Just saw the perfect hipster doofus - rolled up jeans, scraggly beard, old man hat, fixed gear bike (Joef****)

Obama run tings premium grade rolled canvas art print steez 36x24 (Rokab****)

I think dere is ah ghost in mah house da pen just rolled across dah computer desk (Ramata******)

Just rolled in. Everywhere u look, mizuno, Brooks, asics. Town's all a buzz. 38,0 peeps! Savannah could u handle all this excitement? YEH! (FleetFe*******)

Tomorrow's desserts will be:qishir, mocha matari. newly candided pecans & almonds-rolled in sesame. honey & walnut cookies with milk glaze (TasteMy_*******)

Rolled outta bed and went to the bars. This just in. drinking doesn't cure bed head, it just makes you look like a sloppier drunk. Ooops (DYL_DO_*******)

A guy rolled his entire upright piano into Washington Square Park and started playing coldplay. (Mr*)

Omg so many math worksheets they have to do. Lmfao she rolled in with a shopping cart of papers. I would die jfc (Wooyou*****)

My job gave me the option of getting a mytouch or BB. I already hav a chocolate touch so I rolled with the BB. Pin 21C7A94E. (MsWe****)

A guy in a Jag, with a strip of purple neon lights on his front bumper, with all his windows rolled down. blasting techno. is he serious (_Speci******)

The electric car charge points being rolled out across the country are a great step forward. Can't wait 'til it's the norm. (BurlyQE*******)

Finally managed to fix Audio Technica headphones to not sound congested: Stuffed the pads with rolled-up tissues! Now they sound great. (Curra****)

I know this is SD but u can't have skinny jeans rolled up into capri's. Come on guy. And u a brotha too. smdh! (Ekeji*****)

Went to LIBA for the last time with my juniors.. its their last day in College.. felt as if i rolled a year back into my own life.. (Mrina****)

I just saw the most overweight dog ever. It looked like a rolled-up sleeping bag with legs. (Notjoh******)

Emergency dog bath: Mina rolled in cat sh*t left by neighor's roaming cat. Ugh! (Tree****)

Letthisbethelasttime we go to the mall together.. i'm wearing polo wit some j's.. you wearin throwback jersey. pant leg rolled up wit shaqs (KevnGOTg*******)

Nothing quite like the sound of a diesel engine in a multi-story car park. Rolled down the windows. Mmm (Pho**)

Did you hear how the python did at the craps table?. he rolled snake eyes (Meig****)

Well Bob Geldof, you rolled the dice, gave your daughter a stripper name and it came up snake eyes. The Internet thanks you. (Interact*******)

First couple minutes of Taker-HBK have been hotter than any match. Take rolled his ankle doing his snake eyes spot. (Wiscon******)

At Stir Crazy in Brookfield wasting time. It's so nice outside!! Had my window rolled down wearing my Brewers tank top!! (Sxe_****)

Will be uploading new beutiful italian made cufflinks today; soon expecting new hand rolled & sewn silk pocket squares & rep knitted ties (DnaI****)

K, kid in my class just rolled in with a penn state football jersey and a notre dame backpack (D_J_S*****)

Notice how an Art Deco Brooch was pinned to the rolled Guest Towels to give it Pizzaz! (YearsAf******)

My miken softball bats are not shaved or rolled nothing has been modified (Joseca*****)

So my sister just rolled over to lay on my pillow. Wow she invaded my space lol. Made me smile. (Broskii*******)

A straight-through cable is not a crossover cable is not a rolled cable. (Mischa******)

Bikes all around ATL. I rolled on Norman Berry, Delowe, Campbellton, Venetian & Murphy this A. M. New routes might inspire new users! (Atlant*****)

The imaginary odometer rolled over 100,0 miles on my '84 Little Tikes Cozy Coupe when she was retired and passed down to my younger . (Rachel******)

Morning Tweeples! My girl called me for a Griddle rendezvous this morning. . So down! I want a rolled oats pancake! Mm! (Douxe*****)

Tonight practiced lunar meditation yoga. Twenty minutes is that all the time it took! After yoga snack: banana rolled in honey and granola. (Healthe*******)

A man saw this laughed at the fat man they charged eachother and rolled around b/c they did not wipe poop got all over hence cloth diapers (Colejam*******)

My Dungeons and Dragons days are far in my past, but for lack of a better analogy, I "rolled a 1" while shaving yesterday. (Mkna****)

This woman in the belk's parking lot just tickled my feet through the rolled down window in my mom's car. no joke. (Reagan******)

My cousin really just rolled up with sweat pants so i asked her is that all that fits u right now (Cuppyca*******)

Got new seats and my partner told me she was shedding, rolled her hair into a ball and put it in her pocket. I'm thoroughly disgusted. (Alex_*****)

She stop cuz her comp died now she rolled out the extension cord to plug in lol (Marl****)

Alton Brown is a culinary genius and an uber-geek all rolled into one. (Raki****)

Its hotter than 4 fat folks n a Prius with the windows rolled up (Meatr****)

I started in High School with Black and white film and since then just rolled along with the technology. (EnWh****)

Haha rolled up on two people so far. Hair wrapped, pro active on their faces hahaha (Justs*****)

Woman telling a deaf kid in sign language: that skank just rolled her eyes at you (LindaL******)

Just drove through an automatic carwash with the window rolled down. Thankfully, Jerry Reed was singing When You're Hot, You're Hot! (Katsa****)

Brown golf shoes, brown shorts above the knees, blue flannel with rolled up sleeves, green hat. (LuchkaHi*******)

The road ends here NYC10 I put Joe DiMaggio's 56 game hit streak to shame in one long weekend. Rocked and rolled (Bstr****)

Ran some errands that I would normally do in the jeep but b/c it's 30daysofbiking I rolled around on the schwinn. (Runnin*****)