60 External CommentsMy police scanner just reported a naked idiot in snow boots slidin down the highway singing Ice Ice Baby. wanna tell me where you're going? (SCAvo****)
When victims don't cooperate, police find it hard to solve cases. We'll ask for your help with a violent incident in Windsor at 8:25. (CBCWi*****)
Dear South Bend police: In the old Harlem Globetrotters cartoons they solve crimes with the power of sassy basketball. Worth a shot? (JasonOv******)
Sony should make a space trade and combat game where you choose to be a Space pirate, space police or cargo carrier. Million players online (Jkro***)
Somebody has handed something i own to the police with my farm adress on it, could it be my passport? havn't seen that for a long while (Colonel******)
When a photographic focus is papal, a panic refers my passenger. A carriage dedicates somebody's police. (The_mad******)
Yallremember when the Police would do random metal detector checks ion the stuff in your bookbags in middle school (Horace Mann) (411ch*****)
Your clearly all crazy, random stranger shows up at your door you close the door lock it and call the police (Weec***)
Left the house and realized I'm dressed in tie-dyed leggings, a leopard print top and carrying a monogram handbag. Fashion police arrest me! (TammyK*****)
Cape Coral police are on scene of an overturned vehicle accident near Savona Pkwy and Chiquita Pkwy. (NB**)
Cape Coral Police now have arrested all three suspects involved in the reported home invasion on Monday, March 15 at 723 SE 10th Street. (NBC2Ne******)
Prosecutors in Ca. were waiting for police report before deciding whether to file DUI charges against Green Bay Packers TE Spencer Havner. (Metca****)
Dc police bikes are made by smith&wesson, I didn't even know they made bikes?? (Nathan*****)
So a phone call to the UNT police will be in order after class. Darn, this cuts into my torture. er, elliptical time. (Sis**)
Thinks all this scooter this is stupid, since when have to police been able to demand someone to ? :L (Joelyth*******)
So many bad things happening in america, and all the police can think about is arrest scooter for not ? GET A LIFE "freescooter. (Bieber******)
Scooter was arrested for not , but he after! The police need to rethink this Im sorry he didn't have a computer in the mall! (Sonii*****)
Spent a good five minutes playing the "Watch windscreen washers get chased by Police around the Hanger Lane Gyratory" game. (Adamtr*****)
Just got Break the Bricks and a fishing app, I love the brick app but the fishing one was terrible. Android needs a better police scanner. (TrueCa*****)
Mane, any police car is gonna outrun that Kia! U sure u wanna lead them on a high speed chase?! (HoTTcho*******)
So dad and I are hangin out and we just saw a corvette marked fairfax police and the man drivin it was smokin a pipe. What da hey?! (Lolita******)
At: 3/24/2010 10:47 pm traffic hazard at e. cotton cs./i10east: police en route (courtesy of eppd) (Eptra****)
Traffic crawling around Oriental Parade due to police checkpoint. Just want to get home before I die of exhaustion (Double*****)
Accident: damage only* - raleigh police - new hope church rd & craftsman dr (RW9**)
Lmao there's an app on the an app store for bb called "the trapper or the tracker" where u can track red light n police cars lmao what?! (IFiz****)
Almost backed the van directly into a police car in the TOMS parking lot. He said "Ah, no worries. You're not hammered or anything?" (Krys****)
In2010 i promise to turn myself in to police right after tearing that tag of the mattress! (THEPOET******)
I got a 10 motorcycle police escort to my hotel. If there was ever a doubt that I was a big deal, what now. Big Pimpin baby. Eatin cheese (Rudyac*****)
Watching the worlds dumbest and this guy called 911 and asked if he could get a police escort to Lil Wayne in Miami ! Yeah stupid ! (CrazyL*****)
Ex police issue handcuffs in leather holster now added to UNIT gear, looks ace! just the baton to go now :D (TerriH*****)
Recognizing the pedophile from the police database, the swing set transformed and imprisoned him in the jungle gym. (Hyper*****)
Police is deep downtown Brooklyn this morning. Posting on Atlantic Ave wit M4 Rifles and attack dogs. (ILion****)
Still delays on orange line MBTA - packed platform at downtown x. Police action in JP to blame says announcer. (Datafor*******)
Birmingham police have reported seeing a black leather jacket with a copper coloured top "legging it" out of Birmingham. (CAMU****)
Weird to come home and a cop is hiding behind a tree in your yard. Oh look a floating police badge. wait a minute (Wadeno*****)
Managed to find the Police badge for the Outside costume change. Looked everyware. How hard was it to find. even then its not what i wanted! (JustGEO*******)
Never thought one could describe a police badge as a 'seven pointed suppository'. still got tears from laughing (Morphic******)
That was about like the python or boa that wrapped itself around the coil spring of a police car, cop got bit,*shakes head* I woulda shot it (YourFir******)
Amber alert: muskingum co. police looking for 14mo old zechariah ryan. could be in black toyota corolla plate: exy6146. (Meghan*****)
Went for a run today with Adidas shorts and Nike shoes. Surprised that the brand police didn't stop me for mixing my corporate icons. (Johnn****)
I just seen a police woman that looks like catherine tate. and burnt my tongue on bovril (Eyeli****)
Getting scared annoucned on the news that the cartel put a green light on el paso police/ its not spilling over its pouring over / (AnGeLi*****)
Before the bill passed the IRS posted its intent to purchase Remington Police 12 gauge pump-action shotguns for their combat trained agents. (Badst****)
The Department of Education ordered 27 Remington 870 Police Model shotguns and the IRS ordered 70. What in the world does the Dept of E. (ShawnOD******)
Tons of police and fire trucks in Remington made it very difficult to get home. (Aaum***)
Omfg no nic jus broke a xbox game . an 3dvds.. with a big flashlight the kind the police flash at u . (Blasi*****)
Appeal over theft of Land Rovers: Police appeal for information after an increase in the theft of Land Rover Defenders in Wiltshire. (Website*******)
At: 3/26/2010 4:45 pm traffic accident hazardous location at dyer st./hondo pass dr.: police on scene (courtesy of eppd) (Eptra****)
At: 3/26/2010 4:39 pm traffic accident unknown injuries at patriot north fw./hondo pass dr.: police received (courtesy of eppd) (Eptra****)
At: 3/26/2010 3:36 pm traffic accident at 4700 hondo pass dr./stahala: police received (courtesy of eppd) (Eptra****)
Kids & I locked out due to electronic key malfunction (again). All police master keys blown too. Farcical. (SallyB*****)
Gang wars? School shoot outs? Police surrunding the school? Wow people. (CC_***)
Our city just bought new police cruisers. They are wicked nice! Dodge trucks and corv 5 doors. (Unlimit******)
Next the attacker & their clothes are sprayed with a DNA trace invisible to the eye but detectable by police authorities under a UV light (BEESEC******)
BigBen doesn't need to give a DNA swab to police, all they needed to get it is to swab the mouth of any random Pittsburgh club slut.. (DizzoM*****)
It's never dull in Hull: Police just descended on the hotel to break up a wedding "party." (Fmidd*****)
At the end of Ace Ventura, Lois Einhorn is the police chief and she still wears a super bowl ring. Loo-ooser. That's just ridiculous. (Dan_Ros******)
In Spring 1996 a strict random sample of 1,0 police chiefs were sent a mail questionnaire. Some N = 283 responded from 48 states. (Wicked*****)
Police station in Abingdon/Oxfordshire and they will not do a thing :) (Nanci*****)
So after almost hitting an arm chair on the hwy, moving a ton of furniture in the rain, and bein pulled over twice by police. Great Day! (Juce_****)
