Paperweight - USA

I'm sitting at home thinking about random stuff plus today i went to the glassworks and made a glass paperweight. Woo (Isabel*****)

My phone doesn't ring anymore. I'd use it as a paperweight but even the air has stilled since you went away. (Mentale******)

Got all the lights working on the bike so I can turn them on and use them as a porchlight cus right now its a huge paperweight (MAbl****)

IPad! With all new features: Flyswatter, paperweight, serving tray, mirror, mousepad, pricy restaurant menu - touch 2 order! eh? eh? :P (Redkr****)

Omg didi wants to sing 'terrified' & 'paperweight' on tour?! i'm going for her, lee, siobhan & crystal. (Allsin******)

Windows open, breeze picking up. Using my external HD as a paperweight. (Cpel****)

Didi Benami says that she MAY sing "Paperweight" , "Terrifed" , and/or "Hey Jude" on the Idols Live tour this summer. (Tonya4R******)

Bout 2 put my Cadi n the shop, otherwise its a 2 anda half ton paperweight dig. (Bmrook******)

Nowplaying Joshua Radin/Shulyer Fisk: Paperweight. Low production values and gorgeous harmonies = win. (Cressi******)

Now it's lighter. A paperweight with a couple flyers under it advertising the "darker" parts of my psyche. (Jonatha******)

Mom broke my paperweight today :( :( tht to the one which was my favourite. it was by mistake. n not intentionally. but still. (Shres*****)

Finding out with iPhone will become a useless paperweight in about an hour. Nervous! (Mista****)

My are soon limited. too broke for the blackberry plan. now my bb will b a paperweight with a dial tone and text messaging. (Emilio******)

New laptop. Nothing fancy but it's better than the paperweight that was my PC this morning. But reinstalling software is so DUL. (Irving*****)

Joshua radin & schuyler fisk - paperweight stuck in my head. this song is so amazing. (Zoeyb****)

So windy outside--sitting on a blanket in the park feels more like a study in the art of being a paperweight! (Yummys******)

Hura strepens - The unripe fruit serves as sandbox or, filled with sand, as a paperweight. (Prot***)

Any mac doctors out there? 10.6.3 update turned my Mac Pro into a paperweight. Cant boot, no safe mode, cant boot from disk, flashing screen (CrisMe*****)

Yup. I am the proud owner of a giant paperweight now. GR! Now I'm in a foul mood. (Dj_fant*******)

Ok, i am soo over android 1.5, my htc hero is a really good paperweight. (Walaa*****)

Play me a song, your newest one. Please leave your taste on my tongue. Paperweight, on my back. Cover me like a blanket. (Amanda*****)

When an uninteruptable power supply randomly cuts power to your computer, it kind of defeats the purpose. Now it's a massive paperweight. (Planet*****)

Ever pick up something and immediatly know it's a piece of junk? So light it doesn't even have paperweight mode? (Michae******)

Microsoft Mouse put to good use, finally. Have never before possessed such a good-looking paperweight. (___***)

No need to worry, that's wasting time, and no need to wonder what's been on my mind; it's you. - Paperweight (APRILii******)

INeed new friends. Everyone is out, or has been out. And here I am. Wanting to talk with someone. My phone mind as well be a paperweight (Ar3s****)

Do you guys still rmb my paperweight? he/she/it is still.. on.. my.. roof. (Chre****)

The full moon is gorgeous tonight. I wish I fixed my telescope. It's an equitorial mount & presently a huge paperweight with high hopes. (Baz***)

NoDisrespectBut all the iphone ever felt like life was holding you back some? well drop that damn PaperWeight get somethING worth having (Rocks_A_*******)

Paperweight-Joshua Radin and Schuyler Fisk, such a good song=) (Manon****)

White screen of death is down to once a week, but now my silent button is schizophrenic. And the Paperweight Parade marches on. (Jojod*****)

PS3 is now fixed and working.. it actually feels weird now it's not a huge black paperweight. Because I did like it as a paper weight. (Gavs***)

I'm certain that if my brain were compared to another object right now, it would be a little boat floating on blue oil in a paperweight. (Cat_Lik******)

Really annoyed that my black Macbook's battery no longer holds a charge. So useless. It's practically a paperweight now. :( (Karen****)

If you found a gold bar laying on the ground & use it as a paperweight, its real value may be lot, but until U sale tax == 0 (Samius******)

Throwing a Waterford Crystal paperweight out of my penthouse window to see what sort of damage it wil do. (Notray*****)

Just upgraded the firmware on my Canon 5D Mark II - thankfully it didnt turn it into a very expensive paperweight! (MikeyP*****)

Macbook battery died. Very very very angry. I now have a Macbook-shaped paperweight, since I'm out of warranty. (Gazer****)

I have a new favorite paperweight: the legs of a smashed garden gnome. If I smoked, it'd make a pretty good ash tray as well. (Davidr*****)

The sdk for 4.0 wasn't working on my 3G. Everything keeps crashing so trying to fix it. Now I have a pretty glass paperweight. (Edrid*****)

I don't think I'll ever get an HP Photosmart inkjet printer again. Just when warranty ends, I'm left with one big paperweight. (Codem****)

DontActLike u never got that BB to floss with. U kno its nothing more than a paperweight. (Lesm****)

Ah another victim to the world't most powerful paperweight since the original Xbox ^_^ (Gabriel*******)

Appear to have misplaced the disk & serial for my spyder3 elite - very useful now I come to reinstall it! - so basically its a paperweight. (Fazack*****)

Nowplaying ipod Paperweight by Schuyler Fisk and Joshua Radin (again again again again AGAIN) never get bored with this songs :) (Misya*****)

Using a water bottle as a paperweight cause I don't feel like walking to the stationer's which is 2 minutes away. (Carr***)

OK we lied: Sharon Osbourne says she's having her breast implants removed this summer and will give them to Ozzy as a paperweight. (Mcmonst*******)

Other than a paperweight, what is a 650Hz Pentium 3 laptop with Windows 98 installed good for? Any suggestions? (Pjme***)

That would make an interesting paperweight on my desk at work! (Scandi******)

I always got a solid week. Sunday to Sunday. Wireless on. Now my Kindle is a paperweight, though. (Cyru****)

Lol ok. i just read your last reply and when was I comparing the consoles to you?? I am starting to warm up to my paperweight. (Commca*****)

If you have to ask, then it's probably time to go. otherwise it'll be a dusty paperweight at some point. (Nick_s******)

Internet connection is very limited and slow here and the Sprint phone is a paperweight. Session today went well though. (Hpit***)

And ys im feeling a bit better thanks, just a real bad headache and extreme tiredness :yawn: dead on my feet, a paperweight. (TomKe****)

Just a little humor - I support McCain as a door-stop or paperweight & as reminder of why our election had a very good outcome :-) (GenX_Fu******)

Sharon osbourne is getting her breast implants removed this summer and she is giving them to ozzy as a paperweight. (Turkish******)

Finally home with my electric paperweight. maybe some salad and real estate listing will improve the funk. (Mintmi******)

Nowplaying Joshua Radin & Schuyler Fisk - Paperweight. beautiful song from the Dear John soundtrack (Sarah*****)

My LaCie HFS+ drive has now magically become a paperweight. It's started to emit the descending tones of death. Why did I buy this thing? (Jpst****)

Contemplating turning my Galaxy i7500 into an expensive paperweight trying to get it running Eclaire 2.1 (James_d*******)