60 External CommentsY iz george lopez nose on his talk show sweatin. was he wit Whitney Houston backstage?. sorry had to lol (FaMeBrKL*******)
I realized that the amount that i hmph air out of my nose, or rub it because it's itchy can help someone to mistake me as a crack blower. (Pilfer*****)
Listen here nose. I can't smell as is, so keep sneezing and I will be forced to remove you. (I_am_****)
Damn why everybody funky today. I know it was that white boy smellin lke engine oil nshit . smh *hides nose* (Pucci_Fa*******)
Ryan. stop holding your nose. if the baby diapers stink, pick them up. (FueledB*******)
Brass knuckles used against swarmed mounties, one suffers broken nose, second "broken facial bones" according to cops. 3 men arrested. (Darrell*******)
My whistling nose has took a turn for the better! I'm actually playing tunes through it now ;-) Britains got talant here I come!! (GH_**)
Dad, thank you for hitting me in the face with a remote control helicopter. I have always wanted a swollen purple blob for a nose. (Katiely*******)
Picked my nose in front of the computer and then got a shock realizing that the skype webcam was on ! -_- FML (Amy**)
Howyouathug and you wear water shoes . earplugs & a nose plug to get in the pool. lol (Debbie******)
Have you ever wondered the best time to use a floor sander and hammer incessantly? The answer is apparently 8am on the nose. (Titte*****)
We have our first nose bleed of the morning (toddler that is, not me). he erm slipped in his wee that he was trying to poor in the loo) (Redte****)
Feet trample on the sidewalk from the nose smoke like stream. (Piii***)
Also why cant beard trimmers do the bit right under your nose. Doing that by eye is a receipe for a (PKCarp*****)
Dude, Corning is on fire. That chemical smell is making my nose hurt. (Vann****)
I kno u must be so stressed since your dick is smaller than your pinocchio nose but aye , (WOndawOm*******)
According to Captain Underpants, my name is Dumbo Chuckle Nose. nice! (Elizab*****)
If I were bert or ernie id be pissed about the huge Ass nose. Damn Jim henson (Jca***)
Scar on my nose. from wat may i ask. idk i lookd n the mirror nd seen it. omg r u ok. wel of course cuz its a scar,*punch* wat about now (Alici*****)
Just soaked my nose in salt water for ten minutes. For the first 3 minutes it felt like i was drowning. (Nikki*****)
Just tasting a 2003 Girard Cab Franc - PEPPER + eucalyptus on the nose. But pairs nicely with a roasted tomato-herb Parmesan tortallini. (Chardon******)
Dear nose, please let me breath thru you. I am sick of waking every 5 min to get a drink to clear my cotton mouth. I just want to sleep! (Ryanf*****)
S/O to Arm&Hammer baking soda. my feets is hummin right now. {scrunchy nose} (Producer*******)
Researching New Zealand leaves us nose to laptop screen. *excited* (Misstw*****)
My nephew blew his nose and wiped it all over my bed sheets! Nasty ass lil punk man (Dan_Kar*******)
If you plan coming to the Unit in the next few hours, hold your nose, printing 6 roll up stands. Get those filters, fans on and windows open (Millbr*****)
Just updating my pin tracker. maybe pick my nose. just kidding xp (Icyska*****)
Btw, my father is like big kid. He book usa silver eagle coin, huge coin (like bear nose) and when I asked 'why' he said 'I don't know". (Karenf*****)
Woulda ya be mad at me if I really wore a speedo this summer? Wit a whistle.. And sunscreen on my nose? (TSB***)
Mychildwillnever walk around with a snotty nose and dirty shoes while i strut around in fresh hair, nails, bcbg & bebe (Ashley******)
Other stuff Ive learned in France: Water costs an arm and a leg and it is socialy acceptable to pick your nose in public places. (Rae**)
Zoo party - pressing nose up against enclosure full of water rats on 3 cocktails in a dark&humid tunnel after 7pm is quite a revelation. (KittyCo******)
Can allergies cause you no stuffy nose or watery eyes, but cause a headache that makes you want to insert a Swiss Army knife into your eye? (Becausei*******)
Really like Far From Heaven. Some of the dialogue was a little on the nose, but maybe that's in keeping with the Douglas Sirk aesthetic (Coopc*****)
Caught the dog with his nose in the cat box this morning. Mmm. Breakfast. (Velm****)
Eli, if you were a person and not a vw beetle, I'd punch you in the nose for all the trouble you've put me through. (Ma**)
DidntWannaTellYou but homegirl dissed u cause she saw a booger on the edge of ya nose (Mz200****)
I've had my nose ring in since my senior year of high school (2008). It's out starting today. (Jillmo*****)
I remember how I always described him as: Golden eyes, long lashes, sharp nose, pink, pouty marshmallow lips & tall & lean w 6 pack abs. yum (Faa**)
Finally sat down and beat mega man 9. The ending was awesome! Rubbing wily's nose in how many times he lost - great. (Vdeo****)
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose. (Randol******)
I am walking about a car and a half length behind this woman, and it smells like my nose is ON her perfume bottle. It's a wake of odour. (Eowa****)
Italian old mn genes are kicking in. Who wants to buy me a nose hair trimmer? (Jacobwi******)
Pro Tip: Keep a nose hair trimmer in your car at all times. The sun really highlights those sick looking nose pubes. (Grover******)
Turns out a man's nose hair trimmer works great for those pesty blonde fuzzies between my eyebrows (HollyB******)
You know your getting old when you have nose hair trimmer on your shopping list. (Purpl****)
Oh my stars theres a idea of new additions to my christmas wishlist! *drum roll* . a nose hair trimmer! (Hereco******)
I think HBK needs to stand a little bit closer to the nose-hair trimmer! (TKee****)
I'm pretty sure the guy in the car next to mine is using an electric nose hair trimmer. hm (Stephani*******)
I just saw mr. williams. He's exactly the same, just a little balder and i'm going to buy him an ear- and nose-hair trimmer. (Drumt*****)
Woke up with a dry throat and stuffy nose. That's what I get for not filling my humidifier last night. (Lexx***)
I need a humidifier now! I wake up every am wit a nose bleed! Imma bleed to death if I dnt hurry! (Mscl****)
Bad Cat has marched in with eggshell stuck to her nose. Am starting to think she can teleport in & out of the bin. (Deil****)
Another 2010 bad thing. You stick your cats nose in pee. The bad cat now smells like pee. Double decker bad for everyone. (Realto******)
What would happen if I put my earbuds in my nose and listened to music that way?. (Onewave******)
Up drinkin a capri sun. Bfore tht i spent 10 mins puttin my nose ring back in. smh (Fabtabol*******)
So I used my free estee lauder lotion and now I have 2 giant zits on each side of my nose (Luv_life*******)
DesperatetimesWhen my nose is running in public. and all i have is a panty liner in my purse -_- (Breez*****)
First night with CPAP machine. Mask was too tight on my nose, didn't sleep much. (Broadwa******)
Remembered in 6th period when nick stuck ipod earphones up his nose.. haha. and mr, mcdivitt was like, "wooaah!" (Cyru****)