60 External CommentsMe: sitting on bed smiling girl: gets out the shower naked w what looks like sleeve of wizard between her thighs.. (Kingw*****)
My police scanner just reported a naked idiot in snow boots slidin down the highway singing Ice Ice Baby. wanna tell me where you're going? (SCAvo****)
Randomthought I wish I had the body to go down to Alcopoco and dance naked for girls gone wild during mtv spring break (Pnkbutte*******)
Girls dont dress for boys. they dress for themselves and each other. If girls dressed for boys they'd be naked all the time. -Betsey Johnson (Codysg*****)
Haha i love you to sarah "teehee now lets get naked and have a hot pillow fight and giggle" (DerR****)
Lalalalala who knw standin on top of my bed naked could be so much fun :D (Johnn****)
Finally bought a bathroom set ;) and some candels .. My room is not naked anymore it's half naked :D (90ra****)
Poem legs tangled between u & sheets, naked souls to outer worlds as we linger promises on bottom lips & u clutch skin like forever. (DisPoe******)
Y am I sitting her naked watching hockey. A sport that I do not watch btw smh. (Nige***)
Waiting for the new front drive shaft for the Land Rover. Tabitha wants to run around the desert naked. Hope it gets here soon! (Gary_*****)
A years old photo of me jet skiing with one of my old jet skis naked, totally naked out in public view (CWMN***)
The almost naked pic of stephen might scare joshee's relatives so i better not make that one a poster LOL (Shana*****)
Luego de esos 2 noirs, t recomiendo q veas los westerns q hizo con James Stewart. The Naked Spur y Winchester 73 en especial. Masterpieces. (Gui***)
Running through the house naked! Want to shave but cant find my razor! (BriBriTh*******)
Went on my first long hike of the season today! Good times. I found a pond, and lay around naked in the sunshine near a pine forest. (Lanth****)
Ohdear I just passed a naked man painted up as a statue umm is it not 51 degrees out with no sun? Only NYC (Legind*****)
Also dreamt i replaced my wow character graphic with myself - naked. shit was cold. (Helluv*****)
Job 1:21 Naked I came from my mother's womb, naked I'll return to the womb of the earth. God gives, God takes. God's name be ever blessed. (Snailma*******)
GoodNight I'm about to roll a round naked my comfy pillow top mattress and get my beauty rest MUAH sweet DrEAMs! (HoTSu****)
The naked person was firmly fastened within a back-to-back pair of narrow rowing boats with the head, hands, and feet protruding (BradSa*****)
Mic check 2 3 im different like blue pee n my girls be half naked like betty boop be . hahaa --Lil wayne (DeJau*****)
Alwayswantedto look at myself doing the d town boogie butt naked in the mirror (_supa****)
Don't look at yourself naked from behind in a full length mirror. you'll be playing connect the cellulite dimples (Cheryld******)
Running over to Bar Deluxe to see Naked Eyes before Dutchess and the Duke begin. (Vanw****)
I usually sleep in silk boxer briefs or BUTT NAKED wit a robe. so imma just wear that to pajamajam maybe bring a sleep mask. ;) (Jtoll*****)
Went through my fave . Rediscovered tracker, and stephen's marketing ploy, see naked pics of me, to get peeps to donate. (Jasmi*****)
SometimesiWonder (a) if my soluble fiber intake is adequate (b) that Kate Hudson has managed to sustain a career (c) how you look naked (Helen*****)
Ok so I watched Ghost in the Shell 2.0. The CGI was great but I feel they only did that to make the Major CGI naked (Cyber*****)
I am totally letting Nate have naked time right now. He's rolling around on the floor (on a waterproof crib sheet), LOVING IT. (Lauren******)
This morning I watched Remington Steele while eating Sugar Smacks out of a salad bowl. I was naked. (Tia1O*****)
I think there is a naked baby running around SI right now. as I'm walkin to the ferry I find scattered pair of baby shoes. socks. pants.. (MsAl***)
Ate the double dose brownie cause I was told to by a hot girl. Ate a grilled cheese. Packed a bowl. Opened a becks. Who's getting naked?! (MAG_****)
Don't tell me you've never seen a man in a hat playing naked Indiana Jones in his backyard before. (Ryan_D*****)
Well done Tom Ford. Extended clips of naked muscular flesh underwater. Sinewy, firm, lean, male. Sexuality in the brain. (TheBuddh*******)
All i want in life is a football helmet full of cottage cheese and naked pictures of bea arthur. (Proto****)
Everytime I watch BabyBoy, I never get over the man cooking naked. Imagine oil splashed on his penis?! (Kila_****)
I wanna lay on a hammock while being fanned by half naked cabana boys. (Vulpin******)
Has a pleasingly full wine rack thanks to a delivery from Naked Wines. All organic/biodynamic, too. (Liz_wi******)
Car won't god damn start. Down the shore until later. Finished Dark Tower 2 and now Naked by David Sedaris. Gotta buy Dark Tower 3! (ZombiesA*******)
Those expensive ass Naked juices are the best the need to sell them in bulk at SAM Club so I can rack up (MrBW****)
I cant believe my diamond pendant is gone . that hurts and i feel naked w. Out it (VixenFr*******)
I feel naked without my sparkly gold bracelet on- was able to wiggle out of it after sittin in the cold for a while. (Orangeu******)
I'm finna go bungee jumpin butt-booty naked. nuthin but some nike shox! LMAO (MochaX*****)
Naked on a pedestal I self consciously realize all of my nails are painted silly colors. (Alexi*****)
Why is there an uncircumsized naked bronze statue in madison sq. park today? (Johnja******)
My wife is sitting naked in our recliner playing Mario Kart Wii. Seems like some kind of nerdy dream. (Fragg****)
I'm naked and holding a hunting knife because i heard someone in the house while i was in the shower. (Sarahja******)
I'm looking 4 a male workout partner who has a home gym n workouts naked. Stretching and yoga a plus. Nake yoga. (Easy****)
Whenimfamous imma have a water fountain carve like a naked chick and she gonna have absolut' vodka coming out her tits! (Raveof5******)
Peter is naked in a water fountain. wait, noww he is riding a dolphin nakedd? hm. (Breann*****)
Since I got rid of my James avery ring I kinda want another big ring. My finger feels naked All I have is my fake wedding ring n purity ring (Manda_L******)
Bose headphones broke. Equipped iPod earbuds. Never realized how naked music is without bass. Hollow beats. I find no enjoyment in my tunes. (_gke****)
I laughed hard at the tour blog. Only Jared could take pics of naked lady paintings and not look like a perv. God love him lmfao (Unwant******)
I'm currently laying stark naked in the sun out back, and playing Final Fantasy on my phone. Rockin. (AmberLy*******)
Norman Mailer was sensational. Naked and the Dead is a must read - but is Executioners Song better than Capote's In Cold Blood? (Pinkc*****)
A European resident of Tunisia was kidnapped in Medjez by two lecherous Arabs. She was able to flee, still intact but already half-naked. (Novelsi*******)
I'm watching Wolverine on tv rn. It's loltastic but there's a lot of half naked hugh jackman on my screen. so it's all good. (Couldit******)
This naked juice "Green Machine" always changes my life for the better. (Queen****)
Ok. good workout now for some pop secret & a tall boy naked "green machine" drink! (IQ**)
Looks like naked juice green machine for me for din din I had a mushroom and swiss omlette jus couldn't handle too many juevos n my stomach (Comola******)
