Mother - USA

Ain't happenin! It's been so long I've been this relaxed! This must be the Mother Church! The Fairmont Hotel! (CoalMi*****)

I don't even know why my son's mother put this rocawear onezie in this diaper bag, my son will not be wearing that bullshit (AintY*****)

Convincing my mother to go to on a Cruise Ship with me this summer!! Let's go!! I need a break! . again! (Blak***)

Good Neighbors' sympathies go out to Neil Franklin on the death of his mother. (GoodNeig*******)

But why is my mother at the "why did i get married too" red carpet permeire. she met tyler perry an the whole cast. smh. HYPENES! (Sweetgur*******)

I took my mother to the Muckel Shoot casino Sunday. She is 87 and loves to play Black jack and the slot machines. She is a winner! (Billcru******)

Lookin forward to aFMLmoment in Vegas with my mother. Ah she gets on my nerves in Cali I can't stand her in Nevada (SmittyB*******)

For anyone that doesn't know, my mother is a glass blower. And a neon sign maker :D (LilBi*****)

Home from hockey. Was pretty fun. Got to drive home. My mother stresses out a lot. She grabbed the wheel and nearlly made us crash. *sigh*mums (Miker****)

Yo Mother Tweepers! May old man is looking to buy an e-reader. Any advice or recommendations? Ta kindly (Onlinea*******)

Called my mother 2 remind her 2 pack her swim suites. her response: I hadn't even thought about that. smh. MOTHER, we're going to an island! (Ms2tal*****)

My mother is reading really interesting scientific text which I can not understand anything :D (Carmel*****)

These mother fckrs at walmart be on some nxt shyt man . they be wantin someone to snap on they rude ass !!. (Osce***)

Oh goodness the ulcer the size of papua new guinea is hurting like a mother bitch volcano the size of pompeii exploding to smithereens. (Markmar******)

Just returned Mother to Pontllanfraith - I love her but these weeks are a strain on my nerves. Had to explain digital TV use a 100 times! (Dan6***)

Windows XP security warnings reminds me of playing "Mother May I". Its giving me a security warning for installing a Microsoft product. (Mhry****)

My mother's using the pc.. and my brother is going to use laptop.. ^_^ guess i'm stuck with PJ.. :) i'll use later nlang~ *chance for him* (Mrnjn****)

My mother is ordering my microphones right now. Kinda makes me happy lol (PeaceIsO*******)

I wonder if Howard on BigBangTheory, who has an unnatural attachment to his mother, gets his name from Howard on The Andy Griffith Show. (SCWi****)

Because last time when I did it from a cyber cafe. My mother absconded. (Tweel****)

Stars at musikmesse: Dr Jim Marshall the inventor of the mother of all rock amps signs autographs at the marshall booth (Musik*****)

Youlooklikethetype to buy a long ass weave and front talmbout ''my dad was dutch and my mother is cherokee'' lying asses! (ErbodyHa*******)

I would give my mother the jackpot to the mega millions if her and my sister could go a whole day without screaming at each other (Zaneta*****)

Ed hardy shirt, ed hardy purse, ed hardy feet, ed hardy steering wheel cover, ed hardy bookbag ? my mother is getting 'ed hardy' crazy ! (_theeV*****)

Job 1:21 Naked I came from my mother's womb, naked I'll return to the womb of the earth. God gives, God takes. God's name be ever blessed. (Snailma*******)

Let's all support Earth Hour 2010, this Saturday, March 27. Be a worthy resident of Mother Earth. (Seniorde*******)

Yes my mother says she bought me a (real) coach wallet so i can be rid of this one. (Sosforpr*******)

Yesterday we celebrated my Mother's 70th Bday at Macaroni Grill & the tenor opera singer who sang to her had the same birthday (Shelbeew*******)

One of Susan's dolls looks like George's mother; Kramer turns pool shark; guest Kathy Griffin. (Ac00****)

Watching Parks and Recreation, but its so weird seeing Amy Poehler not playing Regina George's mother. (Wiktor******)

My mother just bought a new Dodge charger, & she acts like she didn't know that's the car I want! I will have one by next year. ambition! (Epitome******)

Get Low Airfare Flights for Mother's Day between popular city pairs through May 9, 2010. Book Now! OneTravel. com (CountryD*******)

All of a sudden, i'm soo happy. :) reason? mother bought some tiny teddies. (Jmill****)

Valentine's day and mother day should celebrate in an unique way with awsome gift which can be possible by Gem Flora gifts and flowers. (Florist*******)

The mother of two in front of me in line at wmart is wearing heelys (TraciL******)

Don't Kanye me or I will Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your Mother. (Sierra******)

Oh my god, so my mother-in-law has a Doctor Who scarf that she made that she's going to give to me when she finds it. MLIA (Flwrpwr_*******)

My mother likes to go threw my mail now, first its going threw my purse wow everyone in this house is pushing me out just wait. (Ahhhm*****)

All mah life I been considered as dah werst.. Lyin tah mah mother, even stealin out her purse. Crime afta crime, frum druqs tha extortion.. (ThadO*****)

I know ur mom's well im the other guy that got ur mother high. coke like a caterpillar i make that butterfly (ShaF****)

My mother did not go to work today. Instead she went and made an applique quilt for her unborn grandchild. A very gentle rebellion. (Jetpac*****)

Ah blah blah blah. cuban dad and mexican mother = ish talking all day to me.. (DJ_SUB******)

I'm nobody's mother; just don't want this last cigarette to be over. (Wess****)

Skin texture, sun damage, acne scars? Dermroller gently rolls over the skin 4 micro- collagen enhancing technoloy. Not your mother's spa! (Skint*****)

Mary rules all saints -mother is the angels la boss also. we are lakers too. (Madlig******)

I look forward to Bob Brown being announced a member of Abbott's new shiny happy gay-friendly mother-loving shadow cabinet. (Plucky******)

Temperature forecast: Friday's high = 70F. Saturday's high = 38F. Notice to Mother Nature: I am not made of CorningWare! (GardenIn*******)

Mother is playing Toy Story Mania. That's right. We got it on our Wii. ;] (JadeMons*******)

Note To Self: Always keep something handy to grab when lil sister isn't around to shield while Mother commences the usual slapathon. (Natas*****)

When do I wish I had a mother of pearl cigarette case? Why, when I've left my smokes in a pool of gravy, since you ask. (Johnbri*******)

Owen Daugherty, motorcycle wreck at Vanderbilt several broken bones, severe head injuries. dr's dont know if he will live. mother is fri . (Prayprom*******)

MyChildWillNever try to fry me in front of their friends or I will tell them how much of a freak their mother is (MrDw***)

My mother is in California until april something for a basketball game. wow mother. (CamiD****)

My Mother? "To provide best (free) WiFi experience, Amtrak blocks access to sites with content that could be considered questionable" (Laer***)

Sold: vintage inspired mother of pearl earrings & aquamarine earrings! (FrauK****)

Gg. Chuck's mother should be hired for an Ava Gardner biopic. Serious doppelganger alert. (Poker*****)

Apparently. My Mother has a Boyfriend at the University of Tennessee. Ok I see You (Loganb******)

A very cute baby boy is literally climbing up and down his mother on the train. Truly makes sense he wears a Patagonia too. (Joe_i****)

The new 2010 Ford Mustang is absolutely gorgeous. And Alysha's mother drives one in Midnight Blue! :o (Daang_*****)

I went into my mothers toilet to brush my teeth and i found 10 toothbrushes in the toothbrush holder?? only my mother and sister uses that?! (Joelsim*******)