60 External CommentsI know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. Mitch Hedberg (Janeo****)
Money makin Mitch couldn't even get a full size bed? LMAO. I guess the twin will do. (Cio***)
Alice in wonderland at 1035 with annie sophie kasey laura jj mitch hank and danny! (Kmcl****)
Cabo San Lucas on Monday ! \:D/ i've missed Riley, Payton, Marc, Mitch, Jonah, and Jody ! Aw, Lara and Rica won't make it though. :( (Ronn****)
Pirates of the caribbean 3 wit mitch before he leaves for newyork. (Ohst****)
Oh but you see Allison, Sierra isn't Schuyler's daughter so therefore she is not Mitch's granddaughter (MeganMa*******)
No, Sierra is not Mitch's granddaughter. Where's Fish to claim Sierra? (Hoopsf******)
Best soap quotes: David Hayward, Todd Manning, Mitch Lawrence, Luke Spencer, David Vickers! Feel free to add more! (Khoffm******)
Tomorrow 3/31: no dough rock show w/ mike middleton, canning, greensugar, jackson if you're nasty, mitch mead / 9pm / free show! (Doubl*****)
Today's waffle recipe is dedicated to the memory of comedian Mitch Hedberg, who said "A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap." R. I. P. (LilRedB*******)
Going to start "Have a Little Faith" by Mitch Albom - he's the chicken soup for my soul, lol. (Lainey******)
I wonder what mitch hedberg would say about a player piano that doesn't work. (CarHauls*******)
Do you want to run to Walmart tomorrow and get some white out and pick up the Mitch's Kids dvd? (Ran***)
Mitch McConnell, his Labor Dept. wife and the head of Massey energy have miner's blood on their hands. (Raw2***)
Chillin on my boy mitch's pontoon on lake norman boy! Ladies feel free to join if you like lol (Pattic******)
Many thanks to Mitch at Back to Basics inTulsa best body man in Tulsa got all the kinks out (Wlr**)
Does anyone know ? Is there a horses ass named "Mitch McConnell" running in the derby this year ? And his he Bank owned ? (Gtrd***)
Fridayreads i'm reading still life by louise penny, have a little faith by mitch albom and picking dandelions by sarah cunningham. (KWit***)
Silly little first years. In a few years they will understand why people mitch haha! (_Jad***)
All Right. In the year 20? Mitch Hedberg was the opener for an Atell/Lewis Black Double Bill. Suffice it to say. Comedy gold. (The***)
Finished reading for one more day by mitch albom and have started rereading all around the town by mary higgins clark.. (Callmeg******)
My mum calls Mitch frankenstein :L:L so its too much of a coincedence :L:L she did say none of DV look like pork pie guys (Charl****)
I miss Mitch, and that was one of my favorite one-liners of his. That, and his thoughts about escalators. (Mralt****)
Watched "Britannia High" w/ Mitch omg ;) Happy to see "Babyz" ;) Played w/ us! SO cute ^^ they are CHINO who repair the wall of my garden xD (AznBab*****)
Watching & discovering Britannia High. Looks good (no I'm not saying that cuz Mitch Hewer plays in this show, what are you talking about ?) (Eugen****)
Mitch McConnell opposed HCR because his hard tortoise shell protects him from any threat to his health. (Marknadr*******)
Hitting golf balls after work today. can't wait. man I wish I had the same swing I had in 2004. Senior in HS Mitch was a much better golfer (Mitchg******)
Haha Tom Ford must have a crush too ;-) He was fantastic in Skins, But I didn't really notice him next to Mitch Hewer haha (Warrick******)
Mitch i cant stop watching ur concert from the fillmore NYC best concert ever see u soon cant wait ! shout out please ! Kelly (Mitchel*******)
Yay! no mitch albom on the sports reporters, and alice cooper cranking from the house of hair, it's a great sunday morning. (NSRGa****)
Mitch Hedberg: "I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle." (Recover*******)
Ellen Hopkins, James Patterson and Mitch Albom: some of my fave Authors (Jess_de******)
Band hero and sing star all weekend haha :) mitch allen iloveyouu &hearts (l) (Shar****)
For one more day by mitch albom, a reliable wife by robert goolrick. currently rereading the alchemist. (Eddie*****)
I'll bet when aroused, Mitch McConnell's lips barely move. a ghost quiver (Power****)
Why can't more unfunny comedians die? I'd trade Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook for Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin any day. (AClkwrkS*******)
Find info for mitch furman in san jose, ca ( mitchfurmaninsanjose. ca) at (Localsa*******)
MasterCard, Visa swipefees as antiquated as photographic film, I'm an expert on both- Mitch Goldstone CEO, ScanMyPhotos. com (WayTo*****)
Rand Paul was just pointing out that if you desegregate, Mitch McConnel will marry the box turtle he's been shagging. He's NOT racist. (Humana*****)
You know something is wrong with your iPod when your Johnny Mathis Christmas music has Mitch Hedberg album art. (ReneeRev*******)
Faveauthors mitch albom, sylvia plath, hg wells, george orwell, dick francis, chris paolini, f scott fitzgerald + many more! (Pirat*****)
Your entourage would probably consist of Luke from the OC, Jerome Bettis, Mitch Richmond, and Harold and Kumar (Joshso******)
The mitch hillford trio live tonight at litfass oldenburg! 21.00uhr (Rhythm******)
Funny, miss J Mitch sinestro etc. 11 people in your webcam chat "waiting for the performer" just 2 people in the ba chat (K1NG***)
Heard they are making the Vince Flynn books into films. But I can't see Brad Pitt as Mitch Rapp. Jensen Ackles & Leo Dicaprio suit it better (JD_Chum*******)
It was amazing 8 seasons of 24 I also want to thank Vince Flynn for Mitch Rapp he's Jack Bauer's causin :) (Pave****)
Home tird bout to go in on some chipz! .. ask for da numba .. need new txtn buddies on deck.(free smillz nd mitch milly|* (_brit*****)
I've met most of them. Ash twice & Perri twice.. Never Met Ike Mitch or Ian though (TeamAshl*******)
Mix Master Mitch from Kiss 104 will be hosting Throwback Thursdays at Smokey Bones Lithonia starting tonight. (SmokeyB*******)
Top 5 drummer travis barker, stewart copeland, ringo starr, chad smith and adrian young. Oh and also mitch mitchell (Verd****)
You doo!! I really hope you get this job. Mitch is giving me a good feeling about it. Just pray to him and ask him! (Kelseym******)
The 5 people you meet in heaven by mitch albom & any, i mean any john grisham books. i like novels (Prettybo*******)
LOVE the fact that Mitch just went up to Matthew Wright and asked him why he went onstage with Hawkwind (Rozz***)
USC seniors and juniors can transfer and be eligible. Mitch Mustain back in the SEC as a Tennessee Vol? (Davso*****)
Congrats to Mitch Gaspard andthe Alabama Crimson Tide Baseball team. One win away from the college world series! (TidePri******)
Ran 3.33 miles in 20 mins and felt great. Kyle Mitch an I ran the "Nagel" and then a 400m feeling real good got the runners high going on! (SirSh****)
Thank you to Nancy-Ann DeParle from & Mitch Horowitz of Battelle for speaking at HLC's meeting today! (HealthI******)
Yesterday i started to learn how to make PDF files for rc airplane plans with friend MItch from rc-flyers. com (Cia***)
Mitch McConnell? Grooving? Hmm. Then again, my favorite dance partner of all time remains Artie Donovan of the legendary Baltimore Colts. (Nrda***)
Congrats to Bulldog Mitch Moreland for going 2-4 and gets a hit in first MLB at bat! Work on that "claw" thing Mitch. (Chadwi*****)
