60 External CommentsMy Greek teammate came in the locker room wearing a fur vest & I go: "What is this, velvet?!" She didn't get the joke at all. Lol *sigh* (Candice*******)
Just heard that Washington Capitals forward Alexander Semin's locker room nickname is "Jizz." Please tell me that this is true. (Acho***)
Washington Wizards Gilbert Arenas will spend 30 days in a halfway house for taking guns to the locker room & a confrontation with a teammate (AlesiaPo*******)
The Redskins might be interested in Terell Owens, TO and CP in the same locker room, lets hope not!! (Dmvspor******)
Just got to go inside the Tennessee Titans locker room and walk on the field! :) fun stuff wen ur uncle is on the team lol (BieberF******)
Found a pierre gee rookie card on the floor of the locker room (Kitten******)
Urban gives access to reporter. Reporter prints a potential locker room divider. Urban tells him do it again and you can't come back. (Q1*)
Super good vibes today! I got my passport & signed up for a two-month gym membership (freaked out by all the boobs I saw at the locker room) (Vainc****)
The coaches at school came out of the locker room with a nerf gun and a hockey stick. (Amand*****)
Hoping that time spent in the gym with all the free weights counteracts time spent in the locker room with all the smokers (Shadgi*****)
Do the washington wizards still exist? or has the locker room erupted into lethal gang wars? (GI_B***)
Note to self, if you ever find yourself in the chicago blackhawks locker room, do not step on the indian head. :3 i dont feel like paying. (Tina_*****)
Why are people surprised by DeSean Jackson's comments? McNabb NEVER had that locker room completely in support of him. (Kantwi*****)
Work bout over. Quote o day. I'm as scared as big bootied butt, straight woman in a WNBA locker room. Ya know, cuz lesbians are grabby. (Morales******)
Youremember when girls n boys started hittin puberty n the classroom smelled like a musty locker room wit onions hiding in the lockers..! (Lyddie*****)
Theresalwaysthatgirl who swear her pussy taste like mango tango but pull her pants down and it smell like the LA LAKERS locker room (YoungKe******)
Juwan Howard used to play pranks on Pistol Pete Maravich in the locker room back in the day. (IAmSir*****)
The random?! Had a dream that I gave a high five, then decorated Peyton Manning's locker room bc John Elway's mom told me to. (Kdlad****)
Then, it became a big conflict. I ran into the girls locker room. started throwing my gym bag and everything. (TeamN****)
I was so upset at school that when I went to the locker room at gym I threw my gym bag so hard at the wall my Body Spray & Deo. broke -_- (TeamN****)
Youremember when we went in that girl purse in thee locker room & we couldnt get it closed lmfao! (Becoming*******)
Jarrett Jack cane out of the locker room waring a hockey helmet with a visor. Photographers had a field day (Paul__*****)
Please don't confuse Brandon Marshall and Terrell Owens. Brandon has his issues, but will not tear a locker room or a huddle apart. Wel said (Gabrielb*******)
The whole chicken is on the rotisserie. The sun is shining, my MOJO is on the lakers locker room! Yup today will be GREAT!! Let's go OKC (TreyD****)
Talked w/Mike Grier in Sabres locker room. He was Lakers and Magic Johnson fan growing up in Boston. Says he's switched, loves KG/Celts now (Hackswi*******)
Y does cousin the we go out. Does he not kno he's gayer than dennis rodman in the locker room showers (Love_R*****)
Free playtex sport tampons in the women's locker room. Awesome! (LynnS*****)
In case anyone missed this, i hear we're getting a half-naked locker room tennant in Single Father. XD XD XD (Mcfan****)
Halftime, we gonna sort out the kinks in the locker room, 11 points, nothing to a Bobcat. (Jaejo*****)
This Day in Sports: In 1994, Madonna visited the Spurs locker room to congratulate David Robinson on scoring 71 points. (Scor****)
This Day 1994 - Madonna visited the San Antonio Spurs locker room to congratulate David Robinson on his 71-point performance (NetCas*****)
I think its nasty when i see naked old ladys in the gym locker room. (ScarC*****)
Get yo fat hippopatamus body built ass yo Mack maine lookin ass yo cleveland browns locker room after practice smellin ass (NETT****)
Lmao someone said with the raiders cap space they can't even sign a 46 inch led tv for the locker room (ImWutzP******)
Enjoying my mint julep on the terrace at Double Eagle while locker room boy shines my shoes for the 17th time. Do they look god. (NotScot*******)
The locker room at my local Y has be removated. Reopened yesterday. Can't wait to hop in the whirlpool 2nite. (Dearmis******)
With the staff, just snuck into Tiger stadium and am now standing in the locker room. Nick is excited. (Steve_M******)
Lol u seen that to wow wheres the hustle its ashame when a 300 lb lineman runs to the locker room after playing 30 min and he pl 19 (Hydropon*******)
Random. Lane Tech vs. Westinghouse: comin out the locker room, Eric fell and bust his s. h. i. t! Hahahaha (Ace_King*******)
A telegram was delivered to the Wings' locker room this afternoon sharing with them the fact that hockey games last 60 minutes. (Brettf******)
Was at the gym today and I had an orgas.. well, a "walking spasm." just walkin back to the locker room. Man, talkabout self gratification! (Shanna*****)
Looked like it was in tunnel to go to the locker room. Also heard on Postgam Live sand was right outside locker room. Can't wait to hear . (Bjma***)
I wish the would have traded for a wife beating, bi-polar, locker room dividing head case like the Bears did today! (Krekba******)
I hope we have old ass TVs in the opposing teams locker room, like those old blurry tube TVs. (MiRo****)
Some dick at the gym sprayed Axe. Now it smells like a middle school boys locker room. (Jber****)
When the box of womens underwear shows up in the Phillies locker room from Crash Davis, I hope they remember that the rose goes in the front (Dk_m****)
Pittsburgh power team got fired at olive garden that's sad I knew a few of them they were extra funny in the locker room (Brando*****)
I remember fighting on the Holyfield Vs Oquendo undercard at the alamodome! They took me from my locker room to the ring in a Golf Cart! Lol (Mauree*****)
Somebody tell Arn Anderson that he needs to make this EXACT speech to the TNA locker room. Minus the 'thriving company' part. (Dash***)
Idontwantwannasee fat naked chicks dryin their vajayjays with the air dryer in the gym locker room.. (AintGotS*******)
Highschoolconfessions i had my 1st and last fight in the girls locker room in a sports bra and khakis smh im a lover not a fighter. but im n (Bumble******)
Dude who else is pumped for madden 11?! Locker room features simpler play calling and Nike vapor cleats! Ha! August 10 get on it. (Ddizz****)
Smiles* That's cool, I'm in no rush to see Tanaka. *laughs, and starts heading toward the locker room* (Finno*****)
Oh, nothin', just walked into the locker room at the gym and saw a guy bent over drying his ass under the air dryer. How's your morning? (Dave_m******)
Bears camp update: word around the locker room is potentially greg olsen could be a patriot!! (DaGu***)
Teenage girls in the gym locker room taking pictures of themselves in bikinis and discussing facebook postage. vanity is so silly. (Drsi***)
Dude, Denver's coach reminds me of an excitable frat boy. Keg stands in the locker room ahead? (Rflem****)
My phone got stolen today during second period PE in the guys locker room Its a verizon LG Cosmos and it slides if you no who did it tell me (XXrobx******)
Only at the 24hr fitness in Hillcrest do u see a guy walk outta the locker room in a teal sequin dress with a yellow wig & heels. Lol (VONKIS******)
Back/and vice-versa. Anyhow, Chris actually went into Hogan's locker room and called him out on this in private. Even at that time, Hogan. (Mma***)
