Legs - USA

Shaved legs, oil changed, tires rotated, new air filter, one hot yoga class, two showers. Man, I'm productive today. (Sster*****)

For all the stanky hoes. when you drowning out my betsey johnson we have a problem. close them damn legs suffering from ablutophobia. smh (GABRiEL******)

U ever seen a girl whose legs so thing. They make opaque tights see-thru? (Notbasi*******)

Loved the 30 for 30 on Reggie and the Knicks. almost as much as Erin Andrews' legs on DWTS. Both receive a Shane stamp of approval (Steami******)

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope not to multiply. I love math :3 (NoodleS******)

Stupid US Laws: In Oklahoma; It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. (Biz***)

PhotoTip 44 Tripods can be heavy and bulky at times so when I am shooting outdoors I use pipe insulation & camo duct tape on the legs. (Bobs****)

Barney Frank was rubbing our noses in poop on the LR carpet - we put our tails between our legs and moped out of the room w / head down (Cene****)

Poem legs tangled between u & sheets, naked souls to outer worlds as we linger promises on bottom lips & u clutch skin like forever. (DisPoe******)

Tom toms layed out on my tummy and is reminding me all ovr again why I never wanna get prego. can't feel legs and can hardly breathe LOL (Emeryp*****)

Nothing like clean bedding! Now I have to shave my legs because that is the BEST feeling ever! ;) (MsSha****)

First cycle ride of 2010. Legs are like jelly and saddle is sore. I've only done half the leg too. (Sch***)

Arms. are. SORE! Strange things happen when I rediscover the Total Gym downstairs. Today: Legs! (Brittan*******)

We have a Baby Ergo carrier. Bean is too big for the newborn insert yet her legs are too small to carry as is in the carrier. Suggestions? (Desda****)

Ohoh, my legs hurt like hell! I'll never be on a spinning bike again! no matter what kind of good cause it is. (Official*******)

Kate felt stupid; Flo needs 2 shut up & Porsche got SOME nerve stereotyping Natalie when her ass pregnant AGAIN. ha! Legs, who's opened now? (Purple_s*******)

Fleece is my favorite fabric. But not hairy legs. Big difference. (Ran**)

Break-legs to ALL my actor friends auditioning for Gateway Playhouse today - its a Fierce theatre to work for- I had a blast! (LeoShe*****)

Trouble pulling on your wetsuit? A little baby powder on your arms and legs works wonders! Plus it may make a shark sneeze. (Zahn***)

I wish calculators had legs. at least it would explain why mine has gone missing. Maybe then I could also call it back to me (JoleneS*******)

No need to shave the back of my legs when my car seats are little leather griddles. goodbye, nerve endings. hello, spring time. (Fauxha******)

Busy day spent working on April Newsletter. but I did compare the legs on one wine to Betty Grable (hubba hubba!) so feel victorious. (Mrhi****)

What part of Betty Grable was insured for over a million dollars? "Her legs" (SlyB****)

Apparently I have really short legs. Denied a bike frame this evening at the bike co-op. (Ahe**)

Just passed by a full length mirror. My legs are like the color of. Snow! Needs to start tanning the legs! (M1ck***)

Bella is taking up a whole couch cushion. move your legs, bells!! i wanna lay on the couch too! (Michelle*******)

My brother shot me with a paintball gun.. and i felt nothing. Legs of steal?. You bet yer pertty arse!! (ReyCN*****)

Wing night with THE paintball team, SSK. TYF. Riding in Williamsburg in te morning. Worried bc the legs won't be fresh. (Shoott*****)

Jeff suddenly stopped running around on my computer screen and just closed in his legs and fell. I think Jeff's dead. JEFF! (Spee****)

Ya momma so Poor when I went 2 her house I asked "what's for dinner?" The bitch hopped on the table. open her legs and Said CRABS (RandyRi*******)

Favoriteposition Legs on my shoulders or reverse cowgirl. That is all : ) (YolaT*****)

I love the way my newly shaved legs feel against my bed sheets;) (Mprec****)

I hope not being able to bend my legs doesn't affect my ability to bench press today (Gocheck*******)

I'm so out of shape I used to be able to bench press 195 on my legs smfh! No drinking for a few I need my body to bounce back :( (Sir***)

Velocipede means a velociraptor with a hundred legs, NOT one of those old bicycles. (MykathU******)

My legs are so sore from working out that I look like the tin man from Wizard of Oz when I walk. Sad times. (Themrs*****)

Despite being behind for 3/4s of the match Audemars Piguet beat SOCO International 9 goals to 11 as the Kalaan brothers find their ele legs. (KingsCup*******)

Sleep never felt so enticing. I want my bed! All four legs, the mattress, and the multi colored sheets. (True****)

My balls are sticking to my legs, resembling a flying squirrels wings, I'm going to attempt to glide from the dresser to the bed now! (Causti*****)

I'm wearing a skirt. Legs are unshaven. With a rebel yell I start my day. (Effin****)

Attention all runners - compression socks are amazing! my legs feel great today after running yesterday! (Goslin******)

If you have sore calves from a tough workout, wear a pair of knee-high compression socks to bed. You will wake up with a fresh pair of legs. (Texas*****)

Layin in my bed and I looked down I just realized my legs are SHORT. Full size bed and my feet don't touch the bottom! (SheeS****)

Great Ride last night, but man my legs are sore from pulling Cora in the bike trailer (Houseo******)

Just because I'm wearing a maxi dress doesn't make me incapable of using both my legs to run up to you and kick you in the nuts, fella! (Efal***)

Anywho, back to my clippers. Yeah, I line my own neck. Obviously the hair that should have been on my legs. went to the back of my neck. (KDW***)

Just put together our new coat rack. Who knew something with just 12 screws, 4 legs, 4 holders, and a pole wuld be so hard! (Nick***)

My day was hell on HOT wheels. worked out my legs hurt. then go grab a few groceries healthy stuff.. get to micah skool he's gone. UGH (Patrice******)

Dads: get a glue gun. Invaluable for myriad ad hoc toy repairs. Latest to-dos: doll's house sideboard repair and reattachment of baby's legs (Jim***)

Landlord: "Seen the 4 dining chairs?" Me: "No im focused other stuff. i guess they used their legs & ran away." She didnt find joke funny =( (LuvsFema*******)

Black chairs have arrived. Right height, added pillow & new finishing for legs. Whew. Expecting dining chairs-sample is good. Really good. (Nyc***)

Need to do the ironing, but legs wont let me. they seem to have lead weights attached to them (Claire******)

Came from a great workout at the Rose Bowl. My abs and legs are starting to harden. (DeluxeL*******)

I have let my niece put lotion all over my legs. thee entire bottle she trippin but I love me some her (Did_It_*******)

Found some yves rocher "sos tired legs" lotion thing and my legs feel SOO LIGHT now omfg.. watching Rocky Balboa then slep (Mdeto****)

My hubby just slap mad lotion all over my legs . I think he's trying to tell me something lol (Ladii*****)

I'm obsessed with the playboy bunny sticker at work. And the tingley lotion. Effing tingles. My legs are on FIRE! I love it. (Molly*****)

Ran today. New shoes make all the difference. It's weird to just be tired and my legs and hip not hurting. I love asics! (Stephen*******)

Why do people in wheel chairs roll around with their legs crossed? Silly lady if u could cross your legs, you wouldn't need the wheel chair! (Pawnsh******)

Recovering from underground lasnite. my legs hurt!! them hoes aint wanna see me.. but da camera did. lol!! spotlight was on me!! (RONi_****)