60 External CommentsIf yu mess up any of my high scores. Ill blind yu with my laser pointer (Adamy****)
In my dream last night, some large white woman tryed killing me with her car keys. I pointed a laser pointer in her eyes and she exploded. (Jmarse*****)
I now have my new bling. I have been blinding people all day. Like a laser pointer to a pilot, kids. (Chris*****)
Bonus work loot acquired! Laser pointer GET! Yay for crap found in carts! (Daera*****)
Now is a great opportunity to shine a laser pointer into my neighbors' dark windows from across the street. (Andrew******)
Anyone have any suggestions on where to get a cheap laser pointer in KC? I need one to finish coding something. (Digital******)
You know what I want? A real life eyedropper tool. Like, something fused with a laser pointer that I can point on objects and get the color. (Leon***)
Bought a laser pointer today. What I need to know is, how do I set it to "stun"? (Joekin******)
I had some fun with my cat and a laser pointer. That was worth the 5 minutes of pain from laughing that hard. (Cadd****)
At some point, I want to end a presentation by dropping my laser pointer, much like how rappers drop the mic (Bryan_******)
Yes, we have decided that you couldn't really go wrong with a bionic dick. Laser pointer! You'd never miss. (Kojot*****)
Apparently I talk in my sleep a lot.. I asked ryan where the laser pointer is? (MandyS*****)
I have misplaced my laser pointer, but I have found my Perl book. (Lee_Alm******)
Spent today tormenting a cat with a laser pointer. I get things done (Thesawto*******)
Laser pointer + cat while I enjoy cocktail. Is it wrong that I enjoy it that much? (Scuba****)
Friday Night: Me, Gus, Clementine, Laser Pointer and an early bedtime. Pure weekend bliss. (Amy_n*****)
Cats getting stoned on catnip. Add in a cocktail for me & laser pointer for them & laughter ensues. (Scuba****)
Robert and Reid just attacked me with a laser pointer. AH, some kids were having sex on the bus! (Kingso******)
Okay, honestly I have to do more than just sit here and tease the kitten with the laser pointer. (Jilla****)
Yay. To mark the demerger at work we got a free gift. I was expecting something *really* crappy but it's actually a laser pointer pen :) (Meaty****)
MW2 needs some new gun packs like the L85 carbine and some more bolt action sniper rifles with new atachments like laser pointer ECT. (Luca****)
Watching Maximus & Zeus chase the laser pointer. Sometimes I wonder if they are part cat. (Tracy*****)
Look, I know I'm 22, but that doesn't stop me from shining my laser pointer all over my sisters boobs while here and her bf are macking. (Emilym******)
HA! So the laser pointer is sitting next to me. Darcy(my pup) is clawing at it and licking it. Apparently she's found her soul mate. (Nashvil******)
DH Joines needs to check his laser pointer. It has weakness in it! (Jar***)
Or they could hang themselves from the ceilings and point a laser pointer at themselves! (Jonath*****)
I have 2 cats that are very happy that molly's not here but mad at me for putting the laser pointer down. (Col***)
I try to shine the laser pointer so only one cat at a time can see, so when the others come running, they think the other is insane! (Nrfbto******)
Laser pointer! Around and around and around and around and around and around. (AnakinC******)
Dog just tried to bite the laser pointer. I'm sure it deserved it. (Ajaxw*****)
I wanna tell my professor a green laser pointer doesn't make him chis kuroda, but I don't think he'd get the reference (Pfc1***)
You know you're a geek when you can't find a pen on your desk, but you can find your green laser pointer. (Set***)
I just ordered a green laser pointer for my girlfriend from ThinkGeek. Is that a weird anniversary gift? (Mattpad*******)
A laser pointer is the best cat toy EVER. all three cats are going crazy over a little red dot! (Molli*****)
FYI my Logitech QuickCam wasn't working right dark and gray pic I shined my laser pointer that I have in the eye of the camera &it fix it. (Snakeye*******)
Mistah just shined a laser pointer my way; I chased it and he threatened to lead me into traffic. (GypsyL*****)
My cat loves the red laser pointer! Sends her crazy! She can't resist thread or tin foil balls either. simple pleasures (Saraha*****)
Now I have to see if you'll chase a laser pointer around the room :-) (Dougl****)
Amused look* This is true. Do you often chase shiny things? Perhaps I should get you a laser pointer. (_Nav***)
Bella sure does love a good game of Catch the Laser Pointer (or not) xP (Coreyth******)
Is it better to be lost in the dark or live a mediocre life in a grey abyss? . laser pointer is your only light! (Sha***)
Playing with Jordy using a laser pointer. why didn't I think of that before? He LOVES it! (Heyi****)
So far in Keynote on the iPad you only have a laser pointer to highlight. Apple promised more, so we shall see what comes. (Todda*****)
Bar Tip: Unless you have a laser pointer upgrade to your finger, pointing at a menu across a dark bar isn't going to reveal anything. (Eri**)
It must excite and stimulate them! Can't be much different from laser pointer play, I'd imagine. (Tai***)
Pretty sure that the douchelords shining the laser pointer at us thought they were super cool. Lol (IbEliz*****)
Just taught a lecture with the metal pole from a three-foot ring stand as a pointer. My arm hurts and I REALLY need a laser pointer. (Punkrock*******)
Also, I need a laser pointer and a dark field this week. Thursday night maybe. I want to make gold records. Anyone care to join me? (Nikon*****)
Accu2010 : new presentation technique : illuminating sweet candy with his laser pointer (Bernhar*******)
My first cell phone, laser pointer, prepaid phone cards (remember those??), ticket stub from "Anchorman" (7/18/04). (Nath****)
If Doctor Who keeps getting cuter, he'll eventually be played by a damp kitten chasing a laser pointer. (HungryLi*******)
I'm so happy with my latest purchase. A brand new 20mW green laser pointer to use for class. Its so strong it can go 7 miles! (Hansh****)
My cat is to laser pointer what junkie is to dope. Though, unless I'm holding said pointer, I have now become obsolete. (Nymi***)
Due to possible complications caused by ingesting a string, string play is sometimes replaced with a laser pointer's dot. (Sphyn****)
I'm so lucky to have the laser pointer in my hand during this boring meeting, I didn't know that it can reachs those places! (Simpl*****)
It was a civilian laser pointer being used as a poor-man's laser designator. Same pointers the street vendors sell. (Disambi******)
New laser pointer use: getting dogs outside to do their business. (Jahnt****)
Saw vid briefly. But looked like guy was shooting a pistol in the air. Maybe someone used laser pointer to distract him. Who Knows (Bkkb***)
Got a sick wireless presentation remote with laser pointer. I'm pretty much the king of PowerPoint now (Craig*****)
We never trim his claws. It's not fun. I hand to find the laser pointer quick, but I now have a nice scratch across my chest. (Eccent******)
