60 External CommentsThings left at my house by my friends: a bass guitar strap, a bag of candy, and a box of kleenex. An odd assortment. (CouchPo******)
Open windows. Fan. Air purifier. Humidifier. Thermometer. iPhone. MacBook. Laptop cooler. Anti-Viral Kleenex. Porridge. Water. (Noo***)
I LOVE with all my being seeing the my Astros jerseys in the DVD they make me teary eyed almost as much as my kleenex box (Shifty******)
Nothing fits me. I should just wear a burlap sack and empty Kleenex boxes on my feet for shoes. Because at least I could wear that. (DShockey*******)
As I sit atop an ever-growing pile of used Kleenex, my mans is bumping into Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer in San Francisco. FML. (Heatheri*******)
Mcnabbwastradedfor a small jar of vaseline, a pack of gel pens& a used kleenex. (_taylo******)
I thought Craisins is just a brand name by Ocean Spray, like Kleenex is a tissue brand. I could be wrong, no expertise in the area (Peca****)
Don't watch Bright Star unless you have a full box of Kleenex. Oh my. (Shanna******)
SQUE! Wave to me and my box o kleenex and my houston astro jerseys in it! (Shifty******)
I really need to get out of the house, I've reverted to the ballads of Bette Midler and a box of Kleenex in the wake of my afternoon boredom (Ademwi*****)
I'm going to go and crawl back under my duvet behind the mountain of kleenex. nowplaying Big Pun - Glamour Life (Djloga*****)
I have a date tonight with a box of kleenex and the notebook on my HDTV. LML (Oldgr****)
Glenn Beck did a book called The Christmas Sweater. You know what he needs for Christmas? Some Kleenex for all his tears! (Chris****)
Asked my husband why a roll of toilet paper is on the kitchen island. He couldn't find the kleenex. I forgot to put it back. On the printer! (Jennife******)
Finished reading Little Women to Darling Too. Such a long book to read aloud! We'll watch the movie this afternoon. (Kleenex, please) (Theci*****)
Going to watch my sisters keeper this weekend. So sad. Last time Helen, Laura and I were passing round the kleenex. (Becca****)
Springcleaning SO far I found hacky sacks, lip balm, incense holders, mr skin kleenex, a tire guage, CPU Cooling gel, and Condoms. New ones (Benjamin*******)
What's with GM & designing their minivans after household items? Early 90s Lumina APV/Silhouette: Dustbuster. Astro/Safari: Kleenex Box (Go_Bi*****)
And also art supplies, textbooks, band instruments, football uniforms, microscopes, kleenex. all are forms of technology (Pamm****)
I didn't take my allergy pill today. I'm prepared for the sneezing with my travel pack of Kleenex. (HannahSp*******)
Band-aid, palmolive, protex, colgate, close up, dove, gillete, jhonson & jhonson, kleenex, la roche-posay, organics, post-it, conetto, + (Otavio*****)
Contest entry: "my dream prize pack = a replica proton pack w life time supply of kleenex to clean up mess i make everytime i look at it." (Planetbi*******)
Can't figure out the baby lock on the cabinets. So I will put this snotty Kleenex in my pocket. (Karilo*****)
Prison tat Chav (Mr. Mustang 5.0) just emptied his sinuses onto the driveway. Dude - ever heard of Kleenex??!! (Chavw****)
Are you sure kleenex has enough tissue mr. waterworks?? :d kidding (L3M0N****)
Very much like a generic term. I'm still trying to reprogram Kleenex as tissue. Or Memorex as just a cassette tape. (Dheads*****)
Re: A poem about a dog read by Jimmy Stewart - Precious video, but thank you for the kleenex warning! (LRStra******)
LOL no honey don't worry .. I'm way crazier than you think .. Actually I just sneezed and asked Joe for a Kleenex XD (RonnyK*****)
I'd like to see Kleenex go the route of personalized M&M candy/Jones soda bottles (Madison*******)
How many Emergen-C packets have I consumed in last 48 hours? Four, maybe five? Now all I need is a box of lotiony kleenex and a babysitter. (BsnMama******)
I'm a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex! (Fortuna******)
Didn't fall asleep until 330, ran out of Kleenex, can't breathe, walking in the ice/windchill/snow to take this final. atleast I'm alive. (Bennam*****)
A 50 amp car battery charger, a 6pack double ply Kleenex, bubble wrap, *and * a box a nutmeg? What else can I bring to the party? Mentos? (Guz***)
Me+rudy+nyquil+kleenex+bette davis movies on dvr. i feel like roadkill (NurseF******)
Cowboy boots, knee pads, massive lady panties, whip, rope, baseball bat, bottle opener, Kleenex, ear plugs, muzzle, hat with hooked up tiara (KaseyKel*******)
Two projects coming up. please obtain new box of kleenex and a tri-fold poster board. (Stoddar******)
My charger. -__-.. Kleenex box. The front of my ugg boot. The empty box of rillos. My slipper. Etc.. (Shast****)
In Ormoc. Haha. I need kleenex because it's hypo-allergenic. Super runny nose! Hahay. (Erickb*****)
Driver of toyota corolla KM 9721 thank u for throwing kleenex out your car window on the mehwar we really need ppl like u in the new (Egyp****)
Cowboy boots, knee pads, large woman panties, whip, rope, baseball bat, bottle opener, Kleenex, ear plugs, muzzle, hat with hooked up tiara: (TamishaC*******)
Cowboy boots, knee pads, large girl panties, whip, rope, baseball bat, bottle opener, Kleenex, ear plugs, muzzle, hat with hooked up tiara: (Augustin*******)
Income-tax forms should be printed on Kleenex because so many of us have to pay through the nose. (Hou_***)
The itsy bitsy spider crawled in my bath tub so i squished and burried him in a dirty kleenex :p (Capn****)
Unexpected new use for Dustbuster wet/dry vac: vacuuming up shredded Kleenex from inside the washing machine. (SWto****)
Grab some tissues! Think Ive just increased Kleenex's profits lol. Just had amazing prez - Opium perfume. oo la la, get me! (Evesle*****)
Packet carefully wrapped w yellow kleenex & red bricbrac holds a fragment of hand-blown glass ornament & shards of a perfume bottle. (Jinj****)
I revel in my love every night. I have the used Kleenex to prove it (DannyBa*******)
The dog has escalated to stealing teabags and eating them. and insurance premium bills. and my--goddammit he ate half of my box of kleenex (Heykid******)
Might be time for another Neti Pot Adventure. Gone through far to many kleenex this morning. (Heat***)
You mean the Razzle, Kleenex and the dog bed. Oh, erm sorry my bad (Noddy_******)
They be like 'she next', kawasaki t-rex, give 'em some kleenex, match his little v-necks. (Romii_*****)
My box of Kleenex is empty, hers is full. I'm formulating a plan of attack & will seize 1/2 her box It's only fair. I've been sick longer. (EvilAng******)
You know I never get all 200 tissues out of the Kleenex box because the first 2 or 3 always rip (Markym*****)
T's toy box makes me laugh. He's got a bunch of toys, plus my headbands, a brush, and a Kleenex box! - Simple things. (ROMANC*****)
Vaseline, box of Kleenex, and a Barney DVD. IF that's not already on there! (Cod***)
I finally figured out how to make every tissue of Kleenex pop up, and now I can't stop. RedEye (Andys****)
Nicest ppl I've met in a long time sitting on both sides of me on the plane while I cried. Kleenex and advice for days hha (TINYB****)
Yea they gave me A through Kleenex and the paper wall, u got pets chemicals and freezers (TheVirgi*******)
Amazing time 2nite! : "evry single lady got crabtree&evelyn voucher, kleenex & magnum ice cream bloom conf. ice cream is epic!" (Jadeta******)
Sponsors of the dr. phil show: estee lauder, home depot, kleenex, slpenda, kia, ziplock, & cambell . boycott for caylee anthony (The_Hoo******)
