Handed - USA

My beloved 135mm is at canon now. not covered under warranty due to "external force". must've been a bit heavy handed mounting the lens?! (Natt***)

On a drive. In the car she handed us a newspaper, "3 dead in Electric Mountain Explosion" when I saw Leslie's picture I broke down. (Disney******)

So sad we're leaving Napa - Michael Chiarello just handed me an autographed menu from tonight - wow! What an end to a fabulous trip! (Karen*****)

My TA was wearing a Zidane soccer jersey. When I handed in my final, I headbutted him. (Matthe******)

Somebody has handed something i own to the police with my farm adress on it, could it be my passport? havn't seen that for a long while (Colonel******)

Oil of Olay Touch of Foundation;perfect for the cack-handed make-up amateur. Slap it on&you're sorted for sun protection too. (The140r******)

Handed two new series of Tart Cards in for exhibition at Cambridge School of Art. One lot letterpress, one lot etching. (Frau****)

Chicago Cubs general manager Jim Hendry said left-handed pitcher Ted Lilly "looked good" in his first simulated game. Good luck with that! (CubsRL*****)

Just caught the neighborhood kids red-handed with a bike frame from the backyard of our bldg. ha ha. (Thek***)

The Twins signed left-handed pitcher Ron Mahay to a minor league deal Wednesday. (Brooki*****)

Just handed clint his ass in super mario strikers 3 games in a row lol (D_So****)

David Binks is wanted by the Teamsters. Wanted posters handed out at FedEx Airport Station in Richmond B. C. If you see him call us! (Fedexw******)

Just handed back my little hire car. I'll sort of miss it! Regardless of its many and varied flaws. Especially the rubbish speedo. (Sara****)

I asked if this fine establishment has wifi (saw their obviously named access point) and was handed the wine list as an answer. Eh? (Blac****)

Ganguly is right handed, so is gayle . Brett lee is bowling left arm. Took me 2 mins to realize I was watching the match on a mirror at gym. (Gna***)

I askd my mom if she had extra duffle bag n she handed me a Louis V w/confidence lk it ws real *steven seagal stare : / (Stephjon*******)

Walked into the kitchen and my mum handed me a can of dr pepper and said there's a chicken tikka thing in the microwave, i love her XD (RyanW*****)

Why must Street Fighter constantly remind me how ham-handed I am? (Rafa_****)

A few mins to practice? 200 one handed swings with 24kg kettlebell. 20 reps then 20secs rest. Then make small boy breakfast. Mornin' (Kravma*****)

Lakers are having their asses handed to them by the Oklahoma City Thunder. (NormF*****)

I've been handed a Motorola Droid for a research project, courtesy of Google. Man, this is so much nicer than my other phone. (Aatr***)

Our FREE Spring Break Movie Mania marathon continues with Johnny Depp Day today! Any scissor-handed pirates out there? AAargg *snip-snip* (TC**)

If I had a team with a strong-handed manager and GM, I'd take a chance on Elijah Dukes. Can you say Chicago White Sox? (PRINCE******)

I guess it's cool that local amateur won, but i was rooting for belmonte an his badass two-handed style. (JMone****)

Damnit. If anyone finds a single, right handed black leather glove at paxeast, it's probably mine :( (Dw**)

My mother just came down the stairs at 12:30AM half-clothed and handed me a pair of safety glasses./why/? I'm confuse. (Naggin*****)

Someone just handed me a Magic the Gathering deck. I might be in over my nerd head here. (Shinfo*****)

So Steve Carlton was going to sign a ball, and Mike Schmidt said, we don't sign for free anymore. Steve handed it back (Byronb******)

Visited a couple thrift stores & my fav. antique store, but came back mostly empty handed. one of those days. (Reviva******)

In cusco-Peru condemned Fujimori handed in an habbeas corpus of the plea counted on the Supreme Court he said freely to its lawyer freedom (Th0**)

My secretary just handed me a free Criterion DVD copy of Leo McCarrey's "Make Way for Tomorrow." I just popped a movie boner. (Wise_k*****)

Is it totally impossible to find a right handed softball glove? Gosh! (Alera_C******)

Pookie bought a brand new left handed putter for me on his way home from work today! he's the best! now i have a complete lefty set (1Swim*****)

It really doesn't matter which administration handed our media over to Murdoch on silver platter. I am concerned with how to fix situation. (Catba****)

Idontlike ppl tht expect for their life to be handed tu them on a silver platter, realitycheck the wrld does not revolve around yew! (Neally******)

Thinking a lot lately about Ozzie Smith's '85 NLCS left-handed home run & Jack Buck screaming "Go crazy folks, go crazy!" Still haunts me :( (Chriswi******)

Watching Inner Space with the girl. Forgot the part where the 1 handed dude attaches a vibrator to his stump. Whoops. (E_to_*****)

I can write my name and draw a heart and a peace sign and write numbers left handed. im right-handed. lol (Beliebe******)

Can't believe I walked out of DFO empty handed a factory outlet :( (Vju**)

At work today Kevin (the IT) came by my desk and says "merry Christmas" as he handed me the adobe creative suite cs4. sweet! (Courtn******)

The left have been leveling false charges against right 4 decades, it's as if their dishonesty is handed down from generation 2 generation. (Pul**)

I've been searching all day for janome sewing machine info (manufacture date & manual) online, i even phoned janome, & come up empty handed. (Exair****)

Dear Apple. I'm left handed. Using a usb mouse and a magic mouse is a preference disaster. please fix your mouse prefs. Thanks. (Cm*)

I am left-handed and my new work laptop a Dell Latitude E6500 has its fan on the left side where my hand is on a bluetooth mouse. Ugh hot. (Jilld****)

There's apparently a left-handed drummer called Chloe too, for a band called Smoosh. C: (Magik****)

Just left Music Mart sheet music store empty handed. :( Surely, I can find a ballad from the limited music I have here in Albuquerque. :) (Ann***)

At Celebrity Club. Played darts - barely beat by da and had my ass handed 2 me by pro billiards player :) (Duskreav*******)

Handed my mom a perfume bottle and said "Happy birthday! . You can use this for today. It's actually mine." (Thenu****)

Second burn in 24 hours, on the left hand this time. Accidentally back-handed the open pizza oven. I've got skills. (ArvyA*****)

Meeting sister in Birmingham to buy things, din dins and push around Eva's Bugaboo Bee one-handed (Spong*****)

Does Johnny West from WVU shoot his free throws under handed? (Scha****)

X-x Mom came into my room and handed me a touch-screen MP3 player and expects me to know how to use it.. W T F. (Myhotca******)

Just got handed a daquari and they really got the "hood" photographer with the reg mini digital camera takin pics. haha. i don't mind lol (NesQuick*******)

The first time I ever shot a gun I was 5 years old. My dad handed me a 44 black powder revolver. (SADese*****)

Just handed a big box full of CDs and cassette tapes. BIG, Tupac, Dr. Dre, Monica, Snoop , D'Angelo, more too. that I can keep (Zobel*****)

Handed mom the cordless phone just as I mentioned that a tv show was on. She asked the channel and proceeded to dial the TV. Moms lost it! (Docwa****)

Lost in the flyer for the MvsH 4/11 show is that Mio is playing a LEFT-Handed 3-color sunburst fender jazz bass (Musicvs******)

Ah, if only all on the right could be as intelligent, logical, and even-handed as David Brooks. stupid "Nation of bike riders" quote aside. (Slug****)

How the hell do you put on a Snugli baby carrier? I got one handed down to me and it looks like a scary contraption. (Maris****)

Dude. Fraggle Rock Season 4 gets really heavy handed on the ecology lessons. Intense stuff for kids! --Ember-- (Embe****)