60 External CommentsI've decided if I ever get married, my bridesmaids will be wearing MC Hammer pants from the 80s and a wall clock on a necklace. Wasup! LoL (Breez*****)
Successfully changed the oil, oil filter, and air filter in my car for the first time! just needed a little pb blaster and a hammer. (Stephe******)
Any plan you have involving burlap sacks can't be beat. Unless you have a hammer (Cydn****)
I just spent an hour and a half digging a shredded cork out of a wine bottle with a screw, pliers and a hammer. (RubyB****)
Girlfriend just broke a corkscrew in a bottle of wine. I pulled out a hammer and a nail and pulled out the cork with a screw. HELLYEA! (Hyl***)
Ooh just saw Amare's hammer over Tolliver. my goodness, adding insult to injury the "jersey flashing" and the grimace (Sg**)
Spotlight, portable piano, odometer, ball bearings, rotating motion, continuous motion, flying wheels, the chain, electric hammer. (Dani_c*****)
I have a really strange urge to watch the dog collar match with Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine vs Roddy Piper. How odd. (BenLith******)
Our neighbor, Mr. Fancy Pants, complained to the City about his water pressure. Now Jack hammer's pounding outside all morning. Thanks jerk! (Smitten_*******)
Dear Villa Fay consrruction crew, is there not a better time to jack hammer the sidewalk than 8 AM? (Susan_*****)
Luv. ha~bring ur jack hammer n ur blow torch, would b literary symbolism, meaning myheart's n a vault, and not any other suggestive symbolism (Charlie*******)
Beautiful day except for the sound of a jack hammer next door! (Mystw****)
Uh. Theres a jack hammer outsode of my hose working in the street and its so loud. Uh I can go back to sleep :( (Sophiere*******)
Wide awake at the moment. I'll feel like someone's taking a jack hammer to a thousand year old turd in my head when I wake up later. (Philand*******)
Wow. My heart is pounding like a jack hammer, and the first period has barely started. (Sens_****)
In la , windows down heard a jack hammer and almost thought to duck and cover . Thought there were some gun shots. Whew. Haha (_kate****)
In need of a jack hammer."they've paved paradise and put up a parking lot" (Lele***)
Loves waking up on saturday to the lulling sounds of a jack hammer!! :-p (Jen_fo******)
Am getting a very much needed pedicure, I hope he doesn't pull the jack hammer out like Sheneneh did with Myra on martin lol (Twinzm*****)
I hope and pray I can find some advil, some tylenol, ibuprofen, jack hammer. SOMETHING! (LBthe****)
LMAFO No Skep My dentist has no jack hammer he alter smiles might help (Msmes*****)
So I seen this big girl who was going to get a belly ring. I was like u gonna need a jack hammer to pierce that blubber (KoolBe*****)
Work Flo over, go home get a lil fresher then hit these streets like a jack hammer! (ELIT***)
Man, been here all day, listening to a jack hammer destroy my kitchen. Thank god for plumbers. Can't wait to to take advantage of water. (NatePr*****)
My words do damage like a jack hammer. Take a picture freeze the moment but you won't see me on the camera , (Mindblow*******)
Just got "hammered" But not with "Jack Hammer." Only an elite few know what I mean by that. (LUIS_CAS*******)
Toilets are getting renevated and they seem to like using the jack hammer a lot (Xxrach*****)
How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jack hammer. Merciless. Insatiable. (Fet**)
My poor sweetie is STILL a bit hunged over. I'm going to need some bagpipes and a jack hammer. (Leelu****)
It probably was a "jack hammer in the hall". that's why they don't make classrooms near the wood shop. As far as your movies, I'm sorry (Benjam*****)
Mr bloody Jack Hammer is here again, I'm out of here while my ears still love me. See you tomorrow work. (Oztro*****)
Ignoring the sound of the cash register bell & the plumbers jack hammer as he tears into the foundation to repair a leaking pipe. Cha-ching! (Urbanp******)
Seriously, a jack hammer at 8am? ok i'm finally up and heading downtown soon to pick up my wristband. (Dash****)
You know what scares the hell out of my bunnies? someone using a jack hammer outside my window for the past 20 minutes. (Fare****)
Ah, terrific. it's deep underground jack-hammer season in our building again. (Uncout******)
Dear jack hammer operator, I'm praying for rain so you have to stop. (Soulta******)
Over 2 hours of drilling, poking & pulling.. feel like a jack hammer met my mouth. just to do the first part.. need another apt. to refill. (Iok***)
Finally a day warm enough to have the windows & door open & my neighbor has to be running a jack hammer or something of the sort in her yard (Calaver******)
Dear Construction Workers, please put your jack hammer away. I think my brain is rattling. Love, Hali (Haliby******)
Listening to ABBA, texting 2 women and a drag queen while a jack hammer serenades my work. Grad school Rocks! (Purple******)
The day I finally decide it's okay to sleep in, my super decides it's okay to use a jack hammer. Ah (Its**)
Hahaha if it was a disaster I got a jack hammer powered by duracell for those concrete walls at the bank (Doogie******)
Manning a rented jack hammer today. rough, loud, but fun. Hilti 1 - Wall 0 (Unbo***)
Wonder how late this jack hammer right outside my window is going to go (Alim***)
Prepping for college min. tonight. Proving my relevance by breaking out my hammer pants and Reebok Pumps. (Stephena*******)
Sorry, guest bathroom closed to visitors. Sledge hammer + vanity = let the bathroom reno begin! (Lindam*****)
Have you ever wondered the best time to use a floor sander and hammer incessantly? The answer is apparently 8am on the nose. (Titte*****)
Miller: Summation is not a recap. You must argue. Don't repeat testimony. Hammer home points. (Ljn_o*****)
We clean our panini grills weekly w hammer+screwdriver & lots of muscle. Even have safety goggles bcse buildup is so tough it sprays around (Jbch***)
Just replaced the battery on 3G Ipod. Didn't even have to use the power cutter; a screwdriver + hammer + accidental amputation did it. (Jeroe****)
Screwdriver tip:Never start a screw by tapping with a hammer, you risk splitting the wood. (Sdhomes*******)
The next job my dad got for me was a few years later, working with some Marines. They carved PT into the sledge hammer handle. (SADese*****)
Replaying Red Faction Guerilla, it's that sort of game that I would replay for fun, I mean, taking down a tower with Thor's hammer? WIN (GKMike******)
S/O to Arm&Hammer baking soda. my feets is hummin right now. {scrunchy nose} (Producer*******)
I'm calling shenanigans on the craftsman auto-hammer. Don't see how that's physically possible. (Mdova****)
The Craftsman autohammer: only a huge wuss would own a hammer powered by electricity. (S3ck***)
Found some slate tiles:'California Gold' slate. Put 1 in a cloth bag, smashed it on the sidewalk. Hit another with a hammer. Gesso, paint. (Flyingtr*******)
Hubs was rubbing my back; 2.5YO comes over with his hammer and work goggles. "I help fix mommy, too." And now I'm being hammered and patted. (Hyacy****)
If I had a hammer I'd build this bathroom cabinet. I own one, I just can't find it. (Mortic******)
What time is it? Anyone answering either Chico or Hammer time needs help! The clocks went forward? Just leave 'em like it!! (KrystalR*******)
