Granny - USA

Thisyear ima get my granny some red christian louboutin "orthopedic" pumps & all yall girls gon be jealous! lol (RyanDaD*******)

Slices of Granny smith apple sprinkled with salt with a side of peanut butter and (LordSc******)

Wearing my granny compression socks in an effort to eradicate a colorful knee bruise faster than fast. (Synthi*****)

Also, I spritz Acqua Di Gio today! The one that my mom gave to me, kinda smell like my grandma hahah!:) granny loves perfumes to death! (Clara*****)

A granny poo face tee, nike dunks, brown emerica skate shoes, dc shoes, red & white vans, all in great condition! (Igotcr******)

The iPad is already making the Kindle look like it belongs in granny's handbag. (Ric**)

Back. Mum and Granny are arguing over hoover bags. Another normal day. (Dervl****)

On my way, trying to find the right candles, which my granny sent to me for pessach, they smell so nice. (Strij****)

Okay so let the planning continue should her bday party/ christening be at my granny house or park (Onetrudy*******)

Got cute stuff for Nic at a rock-star baby store in the Quarter, including a Pink Floyd The Wall shirt for the granny he never got to meet. (Christy******)

Random its time my Granny fix up the fireplace smh I miss the days snuggling under some covers watching a movie under it (SaButt*****)

I Need some Opinions! My car is getting fixed and I get a loaner. Oldsmobile alero, a van, Buick granny car, pt cruiser. What should i Get? (CoryVa******)

Omgfacts The Granny Smith apple was used as the symbol for the Beatles' Apple Records label (Alexan******)

Um. yea ima keep it 2 mah self! Hahahahahahaha. jus know flowery granny panties wit see thru white pants aint tha biz (Mzaqua******)

Who granny can take dick from the back while holding her walker? (BadBizn******)

Backintheday i wanted everybody to call me ariel like the little mermaid. my granny sed no & told me to STFU. haha (Helloti******)

Soo he wanna know wat I'm wearin I told him my granny panties a pointed bra, hair rollers my nite mask bet he aint horney nomore lmao (Baddaz******)

My sight: a father with cowboy hat taking pics with iPhone, a granny taking pics in fron of d stage, some random person throwing jokes. (Lesl****)

Happy Resurrection Day! In the mood to cook in memory of my granny. Mac and chese, cabbage, candy yams, cornbread (not jiffy) lol. BBQ. ye (Its***)

Got 'Old Busted Granny Piano' from tonehammer. Sounds like the old, bad, black piano i used to play on school. I miss that piano. Beautiful. (Fu**)

Stars! So, take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire, learn to play piano in granny's underwear, Doctors say that babies should. (Justde*****)

My hubs is looking at me weird for my current ensemble: t-shirt, granny panties & a Lilly Pulitzer earring/headband set w/ sparkly ladybugs. (Amyb***)

Going to kaiser hospital.. Gonna go vist my granny. Hope she fine (Heyitsa*******)

My granny died tuesday and i gotta go to the funeral home today and funeral tommorow so we couldnt really go anywhere ): (Kortlyn******)

Lucky you =L i hve a 3 hr drive to Waterford to see the granny! Haven't seen her in ages. Can't wait :D (KoolAi******)

I have a new lease of life after hearing how my granny typed her dissertation on a type writer & all of the horrors that went with it. (KateMc*****)

Would i be wrong if i have my granny buy my mac pro & i buy hp notebook ? (SirLo****)

While shopping in olde town with granny, saw a glass quill pen and ink. thinking it will be interesting to write my soldier letters with. (Jlomo****)

Lmao. my dady juz told my granny dat my biig siis iis ah bull dagger. lmao.. (TEAMMINA*******)

Drawing Granny on the train possibly a bad idea. Now doing more of a bakelite job of emotional control. (LupieSt******)

Granny sending me to the store lets see who's playing lenox its a nice day lol (Mofansde*******)

I went in on the BBQ grill for my homie granny B-day everybody full now! All 4 da luv beelee dat! (Chadby*****)

Mine would have been McIntosh had Granny not married an Englishman! :( (SianyRa*******)

Lmao. hell yea i remember. even on christmas when i was like 5 my granny got me a damn christmas sweater wit real orniments (Dahmocha*******)

Lmao psh watch out now granny is a G. . I'll do a drive-by in ma motor scooter! (Sneaker******)

Told my granny what happened 2day. my granny said who? that girl that shapes like the life size barbie box. lol story of my life. (Strawber*******)

I'm parked outside Meijer while my Granny and lil cuz are in Meijer, this middle aged lady comes up to me, "hearing some Led Zepplin . (Billy_S******)

Our Granny (Laura Lola Howard) keeps humming Tone Loc's 'Wild Thing'. I wish she'd stop. It distracts us for looking for more mealworms. (Limpy*****)

Ah! Facebook is suggesting Evil Granny for a friend's request. Only when Hell freezes over & it's full of penguins on ice skates, people. (Copac*****)

Gotta go take granny shoppin in da narm now. *she loves wen i push her round in da wheel chair* she just points & i direct! lol (Mdo**)

I just saw a 70+ year-old woman in a white mini-skirt. Way to defy age granny! (Cogitat******)

Please all your friend to hit my youtube channel (lauradonny) and especially my video Granny Games Pasadena Ice House-Stand up (Laura*****)

My granny just got me a gold watch. Man I love dis lady always get what I want (Chand*****)

Emma read Fancy Nancy tonight & got inspired. She's going to McDonald's for breakfast tomorrow with Granny & Grampy and dressing VERY FANCY! (Eri***)

Is darren granny there?! she kept askin me bout u & maddy tha otha day n willow tree! (MAL2****)

Just saw a granny wearing a metallica shirt! Rock on man =) so cute (Hlkohm******)

Oh em gee! gee em oh! i think i just saw a pic where beyonce did not have on those granny pantyhose while wearing shorts. stop the world! (Shakeet******)

My granny passed dis morning, I didnt really kno her shes white & had a prob w my dad marrin my Navajo ma, im dont feel sad. wierd? (NAvAjOfL*******)

Im thinking about goin back to guyana to live wit my granny havent decided yet (MSHUST*****)

Apparently he just sits around his granny flat in his underpants on full view to everyone coming in and out of netto drinking Kestrel Super (PhilBro******)

The dentist is so interesting. Old granny walks in the door with a D&G jersey, Guess Bag, and crocs. Demencia must be setting in. (CraigEu*******)

Ec-bloody-zactly. Especially after all the trouble we went through with that Granny trolley! (Hannahbo*******)

Lol. it is very doris day-ish :) (my granny is nothing like doris day, though. jsyk.) (The_gi*****)

Baking a rosemary lemon loaf with my cute apron on + Doris Day blasting in the backround.. whoa I am a granny! :P (JossEat******)

Clubshoutouts to the hoes who wear stockings and lacy tights with granny shirts with flowers. (Xo_Love*******)

My Granny got me over here looking up Foreclosed houses that she can flip. I swear, houses is this lady's CRACK (Bcha****)

Sweetie black lights mean any white u have on will glow especially white granny panties under a black romper Bwahaha (Jus1ke*****)

My early memory is my granny cooking mushrooms for my birthday. They were a sweet pastry, jam and cream. Choc shavings. Yum (MsEthe*****)

Just survived my first Ditmas shopping trip with granny cart. No muggings or name-calling, and five wine-bottles the richer! (Gabriel******)

My car is now at the body shop. Gonna be out of commission for a while. But some good news. granny neighbor moved the creepy staring owl! (Myblu*****)