60 External CommentsI'm so sad: every time I hear a diesel engine, I pop my head up like a gopher, hoping the tow truck is back to take that girl's car. (Allim*****)
These people have 25 pets, including but not limited to cats, dogs, birds, ferrets, a gopher, and a kangaroo. (Darkblaz*******)
I pine for the halcyon days when the whole 'Net was comprised of Usenet, Gopher, and "The VAX." (Omar***)
As seen on tv stuff that works: magic bullet, aqua globes, windshield wonder, gopher grab & turbo snake drain opener! (Nathan_E*******)
You could do that in Toronto. But the gopher would be a Ray. Or a rat with a black helmet and clothes. Bloc rat! (Johnpa******)
Dj darren revell is spinnin' the artwalk crowd. it's happening at golden gopher now. ask for a jack with a pbr back. (213Down******)
If I had a best friend, he could come over and help me set gopher traps in the backyard & then we could shoot beer cans with a pellet rifle. (Bestqu*****)
The peach chased Sarah Brightman into a gopher shop. Thats what it did. (Greeb****)
They sell everything "as seen on tv" at walgreens. shake weight, shamwow, topsy turvy tomato plant, smooth away, the gopher! disgusting! (Samant******)
Suggestion: Lowes carries a silver stake w/green lid. Batteries inside. Drive stake. Stake vibrates every 20 sec. Gopher 0 (DaronF*****)
The Minnesota Golden Gopher is painted up like KISS, throwing out tshirts. Not only in nosebleeds but can't see half stage due to steel beam (Iwafan*****)
Installing software, hooking up new portable printer, then contemplating the gopher damage in the back yard. (Stfan*****)
Dear fashion, Why oh why did you make thigh high boots trendy. Now I'll have to see them paired w/North Face fleece & Gopher hoodies. (Vru**)
Cleaning sand from Gopher Dunes VMX, hoping to finish CRF250R test. Great Pine Enduro report and Jason Schrage interview in the works (OffRoa*****)
Come visit me at the Outdoor Extravaganza tonight at Ford Park and win a 65qt Yeti Cooler or a Wii Game Console! -the Gopher (LetGoph*******)
The good thing about in obscurity is you can write about humping your gopher and no one notices. (Randy_******)
Omg it's like I have gone back in time and it's a Saturday morning! Where's Gordon T Gopher? (Iain_s*****)
This takes me back to my childhood! Shame Gordon the Gopher wasn't there tho! Have you fallen out? (Olli****)
Vulnerable species: Mammalia, Geomys tropicalis (Tropical Pocket Gopher), Mesoamerica (Biodiv******)
Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit. (Which_i******)
Goldy the gopher: ridiculous looking mascot or the most ridiculous looking mascot? (Kmar***)
Had fun at a bonfire tonight, played man hunt., went chasing after a guy, my foot found a gopher hole. I fell got the wind knocked out of me (Brianp*****)
Something is wrong with the gopher hockey program when the fan base is relieved with a tie at home. (Jamesr*****)
Taking 3 out of 4 in gopher land is a good weekend. Ice bags are out for the boys, old school on the tv, and some za! Back to Madison now (SeanDo*****)
Gopher interim head coach Jeff Horton "Adam Weber is the ultimate Gopher." Why because he is constantly losing? (Ratt****)
Not that im actually paying attention, but the gopher in winnie the pooh looks just like a blue version of the beaver in lady in the tramp (Wolfsra******)
Murray credited with the goal. Still think it was a Gopher who knocked it in though (Bherald******)
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts. How about a nice, cool drink, varmints? Scum! Slime! Menace to the golfing industry! (Which_i******)
I love covering volleyball and swimming simply because they are true examples of what Gopher athletes should be. class acts, all around. (LindsayG*******)
Unlike the Gopher game, the Iowa game was really close down to the last second. (Dwa**)
Just attempted to watch the Gopher-Mich St FB game on TiVo. Why did the send the MN feed to Iowa-Indiana early in the 4th q? (LizSt****)
Gopher hockey team had 2-0 lead, blew it to 2-2, got PPG from Barriball late 2nd to take 3-2 lead to 2nd intermission. Good game so far. (Jcl***)
You you you say it is you . pick you . ah. do i win a trip to gopher football game. wait. is that last pick (Wert****)
And now the gopher player starts a fight and wisco gets a double minor. Are you kidding? (Tomjo*****)
I can't imagine new FSN Gopher hockey announcer Anthony LaPanting dropping those music, lit, and history references like WDAZ's Pat Sweeney. (Billtu*****)
Hey so are we taking the bus 2 club nokia or walking? i don't quite know how far the golden gopher is from nokia. (0O00****)
I vaguely remember Fidonet, along with Archie, Veronica and Gopher. Were you ever on GREnlin (Gnvl Library BBS)? (Pres****)
This girl from minnesota said she does the gopher so i told her sit down like you supposed to. go badgers hockey! (Doseof*****)
PP goal by Wisconsin's Justin Schultz cuts Gopher lead in half at 2-1 with 2:01 to go in first. (FroznPo*******)
Justin Schultz cuts the Gopher lead in half with a power play goal. 2-1 Gophers with under 2 minutes to go in the first. (GoldenGo*******)
Minnetonka's Max Gardiner's assist on Matson's goal is the first collegiate point for the Gopher freshman. (FroznPo*******)
Gopher women's volleyball up 2-1 against Purdue going into the 4th set. Third set went 31-29, Gophers finally ending it. (LindsayG*******)
Cant seem to figure out what is a penalty and what isn't in this Gopher/Badger game. (Quic***)
So im guessing the wild defense looking gopher-esque tonight, Theodore getting peppered? (Markmac******)
Aaron Ward sounds good on BTN. Then again, it doesn't take a 10+ year NHL vet to point out the Gopher D doesn't hit anyone. (Chris*****)
Amazing! Like a flashback to my childhood! All that's missing is Gordon the gopher! (Shonama*******)
Why do people come in full Viking gear to a Gopher Hockey game? (Eekum*****)
You should've came home bro or we could introduce some Golden Gopher traditions to someone.. (Noela*****)
Walking through dinkytown and starting to realize I maybe should gave worn some gopher gear for the hockey game. (Xavi****)
LOL, yes. I would imagine if he's there, some lower level team staffer or 'gopher' could occupy the driveway (Glenngia*******)
It's like my childhood all over again! All i need is Gordon the gopher and my life is complete! (JMPhoto*******)
I can't even say who it is cause it may not happen but shit, if it does, I'll cue the Dramatic Look Gopher. (NexusO*****)
Lol Lynx & Gopher! Gopher was friend to bored student employees in VAX lab - another dated technology I experienced & remember :) (Evilh****)
Bill murray wins att pro-am. carl spackler- it's in the hole, cinderella story, freeze gopher. but if i kill all the golfers. his-tor-e. (Kingin*****)
When I die, I want my funeral to have a Love Boat theme. I want my urn to look like the Captain's head. I want to be sprinkled on Gopher. (GailS*****)
Minnesota 4th. its not first, but i saw some of the best bar routines ive ever seen from the gopher gymnasts! congrats (: (Kkm***)
Great crowd cheering on gopher women's gymnastics at the U of M sports Pavilion! Daughter thinks Michigan and Ohio fans are very loud! (Laura****)
I just cleaned the rats cage so fast that both Gopher and Owl are shaking their heads going "What the hell was that!" LOL (Daisym*****)
Just went to a concert. The lead singer wore a fire helmet, sang into a racquet and appeared to be lip-synching while tossing a gopher. :) (HappyG*****)
Will Farrell channeling Geo W: 'Ardilla the gopher is dead, wrapped in bathroom mat & throw in the neighbors yard' (Laqb****)
