60 External CommentsA fake oscar michael gave to him. Then he went into a wood burning stove with someone so they could get to hell house. Then i woke up. T . (Billie*****)
Fake under cover on harbor. Drives a silver dodge with two car seats in the back. He wants free pleasure and will claim to arrest you.. (BooHu*****)
Is really hoping my father doesnt fake and i get my droid tomorrow (Derekb*****)
Says srry I can't be fake nd srry dat am not a carbon copy but real recognize real nd babes dis pretty girl is originality !! (Kei***)
Grr! My favorite (fake) diamond stud earrings just broke! The stone fell out! (AmandaC******)
Today I got some black converse all star! I'm not sure if they are fake or not. We'll see! ;) Now: Go to pick up my littlebrother! (ValleV*****)
Mosab Yousuf is an Israeli triple agent selling fake Rolex watches to Chinese web hackers and Iranian camel smugglers (Ern_mall*******)
TropicalFantasy knee high socks, boombox entrance, baby blue headbands. clipboard, fake mustache. we are the most well equipped team. (Jillsand*******)
Did our "authentic 4x4 Desert Safari" last nght with "traditional arabic meal" Talk about plastic tourism.4x4 was fun but rest was very fake (Salvare******)
Trying something new, even tho I may cringe at da sound of ya voice, n have some feeling it's fake, I'll b mature n not shut u down.. Lol! (PeANu****)
Wait u a rat n im fake lol pause n id still take my homie n at 12 midnight wen he got nowere even after this. y your mature n im not :) (SkipTO******)
Blow away super fake then i mutealtate imac l9ike apple i don't know how to say =heaven up hell down! derive away andale find a way (Bcool****)
YouThoughtYouWereHot when you decided to wear those fake Gucci Shoes today. (Bl**)
Don't use photoshopped images like Kate Middleton for visibility with Prince William on Hello cover. Looks fake but good fun. She's silly. (Piyo****)
Are bedazzled microphones really necessary people? I mean you're not getting scored based on the level of fake bling. (Ms_kr*****)
Can I get one of those fake over played mohawks for my bicycle helmet since I don't have a motorcycle helmet? (Dereki******)
Clashing prints, avett brothers, my fake glasses, pretzels, cuddled up with my spanish notes and i'm happy (Brittn******)
It's snowing outside but I will enjoy watching my boy play baseball at the Bo Jackson Dome in Lockport. Fake Summer today, huh? (PureWa******)
Every girl cannNOT have thee monogram damier canvas louis vuitton bag no its fake ibeknowin n they have the wallet bitchh (TierraD******)
Ok since I'm waitin for my food. . . where those chicks with old ass monogram louis n a new fake damier loui bag?? (YupItsP*******)
Chortle* Carmen Electra complaining about her fake boobs, fake lashes and big hair extensions, agonising over looking "very natural". (Sharont******)
The jet engines are fake. As I crane to peer through 1 of the 12 WINDOWS on this tiny aluminum tube I saw them winding a giant rubber band. (Johnl****)
Ppl say barbies&plus size are all fake how about ur just mad cus were the prettiest & yall dont wanna take us out the box(like collectibles) (IamLa*****)
Just brought out a fake Stanley Cup for the little kids to take their photo! I'm overwhelmed by adorableness tonight ;) (Tricks*****)
Bgc4: Kate; Malibu Barbie was no plastic she just wanted to have fun among some atten. whores, beauty rest vs. acting fake? ha, good deal (MindofM******)
Fake scallops punched out of skate wing? Megan Westermeyer from Aquarium says that's crazy. Too different of a texture. Urban myth (CPE***)
Baby strollers, fake gucci bags, more gut than butt lol this what they giving me today (Mr_Mar******)
In my car i currently have a christmas present, a stolen fake flower from taco bell, a wetsuit, a skateboard, & a bookbag full of spraypaint (Sleepsl*******)
Random I know how to get fake airplane tickets. Only thing it will do 4 u is get u pass security in the airport not onto a plane (SoCra****)
While walking the dog, random guy on rollerblades zooms by & wacks me in the back of the knee with a hockey stick. Eff you Fake Casey Jones (Shaz***)
Why do all the animals in the photos look so fake? hmm. is it because they are not moving? (Jeani*****)
Spammers think I'm a guy with ED who wants a Russian bride and a fake Rolex watch. They need targeted marketing. (ThatIT*****)
Youlooklikethetype to have a flip phone in a winnie the pooh case on the belt u got from the beauty supply store w/ the fake coach tag LOL (_CaM***)
Ross Carlson (looking at my giant, fake cocktail ring): "Is that a real diamond?" Thank God he made me laugh before we went on air. (Caityka******)
Street logic 101: a real hanes v-neck is better than a fake Gucci shirt. moral: act your wage. (TheWorl******)
Ive had so many ppl tell me they've got missing pets & want to get PETA on me for wearing my faux fur vest. FYI dummies, FAUX = FAKE! yeesh! (Sophi*****)
Mmm exercise endorphins. Went for a beautiful jog down Oriental Bay, I even saw a (fake) shark fin! (Missan******)
Yomomma wher`s airforse o1`s tht got shaq on em , talkin` bout they new edition , no silly they fake . (IimaBARB*******)
I have hives on my knee from too much fruit and a rash on my neck from a fake silver necklace . Gr (Emmam*****)
Haa the kid in my class has such a thick fake silver necklace everytime he walks it sounds like he has bells on. What a loser. (Hellok*****)
I just got my first Louis Vitton.. Bucket bag.. Never had a LV before & never wanted a cheap ugly ass fake.. So I'm happy (Longor*****)
Howyouabadbitch with them fake axs plastic barbie accessories on ! (Caresh******)
Is it just me or do MLS names sound fake? NY red bulls? chicago fire? dc united? (Aui***)
Just had a hershey pie from burgerking,& I rele don't understand how tiff eats those sugary. fake milk whip creamed craps (TaylorGa*******)
It's really annoying watching the Tester when theres a ton of fake sound effects added. (DailyD*****)
Yet my fake pearl earrings from Macy's have stuck with me faithfully for almost 2 years now. :) (Hannahm*******)
Why are people searching "how can i make myself look pregnant" & getting to my blog - is this some soap opera/fake baby stuff?! (Hereslo*******)
Mimpi jadi sosialita. Having a fake smile plastered all day long after a face lift is torture, and I was thin in the dream! LOL. (K0nn****)
Brought a green (fake) snakeskin iPod cover. It's realistic-looking if it wasn't such a neon shade. At least it's not blue.. (Sun***)
Your as fake as the moans you make, and your as weak as the hearts you break.. (Damie*****)
This lady has on the most fake chanel bag in history . She was betta iff going 2 canal st smh .. Sadly I can't get a pic (Char****)
So Im a 'frosted nipple flake' and look 'fake as a Chanel bag from China town' . i'll take that! lmao ugh y do i have to work y'all? (Delb****)
Sometimesiwonder if people realize that lace front wigs are ugly on sum ppl & looks even more fake than the tracks they usually wear. (JPeRk****)
That's A bad idea for women to wear lace front wigs and they have hair. Dump the fake hair line please (Latoya******)
Hm he had on red nd white plaid shorts a swapmeet bape jacket nd a fake lv duffle bag. he can't be serious (Sheeshim*******)
White is a dangerous color.. white eyeshadow; trashy | white pumps; whore | white nails; fake | white pants; outta season.. just be careful! (Jcarte******)
Layin dOwn in the dark with nevaeh aQuariUm mOtiOn Lamp watChin the fake lil fish swimminq. its relAxin (Reema_g******)
Dear man w/rusty bk racing jacket & fake/sterling silver chain. i appreciate ur taste in music. mj is king of pop. but don't sing along! (Biancaj******)
Tapout shirts. Fake tans. Tribal tattoos. Diamond studded earrings. Yup, UFC at Hooters. (Miggit******)
Does EVERYONE in New Jersey wear their fake tits outside their clothes and if they do has no one told them this is not a good look? (HotCome******)