Expired - USA

Goodmorning . see you tomorrow with my near-expired contact lenses on. (Eddie*****)

I've gone back to the blackberry now that my iPhone contract had expired. Love the fact that my Kindle books are all in sync! (Wc**)

Oh and there was the usual - "my site isn't working" "your domain name has expired - you should have let us manage that for you too" /sigh (StuartL******)

I was going through my mom's medicine cabinet and I found chloraseptic throat spray that expired in sept 1989. Now that's epic. (Ksage*****)

Agh ebay kills me. I'm the high bidder on 10 rolls of expired 120 film, but there are 2 hours left and I don't want to spend any more. (ShaunaM*******)

Getting a TON of expired Porta and Fuji Chrome 120 and 220 film for .25/roll. E! (Redwal******)

Spotify Premium expired today. Will wait for new iPod Touch/iPhone client before renewing as Spotify client for Apple is almost unusable. (Ldn***)

I aint eva jus open no yogurt that looked like pink cottage cheese! turns out it expired earlier dis year. got ma ass (Life_****)

The warranty expired on my expensive microwave oven last week and now it's gone wrong. Makes my blood boil. (Philti*****)

Loaded, fp4, ektar, fp100-C & expired polaroid 690 in backs for the Bronica. So versitile. It's a Wonder never had interchangeable bks b4 (SteveM******)

Harmony one & z520 Specials all expired . We are working non stop . Most guitars and Cameras will be received this week by all (Logite******)

Shoutout 2 da top flite security guard at da Casino didnt let us in expired license did u see da age (Swag****)

So, here's a question. Can I get a ticket for expired plates if my car is parked and not being driven? Parking pass is still valid. (Svdo***)

Sarah's DIY tip of the day - expired credit cards are just the right thickness for guitar picks! Fight the recession with music! (Sidesho******)

Oh Geez. I think I waited so long in between children that our infant car seat is expired. Glad we've been storing that for so long! LOL (Livingw*******)

Tonight I'm cleaning out my medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time. (Trouble*******)

Also, discovered major stash of leftover Anafranil in the medicine cabinet. They're probably expired, but still. Score! (OzQu***)

Thinking it makes more sense to buy a CNC milling machine at 3k than a glidecam at 6k. Use Expired Patents. (Pjne***)

Yes Petco, your ferret food expired 2 years ago. you should do something about that. (Hayle*****)

The joys of being on the road: just drank gas station muscle milk that expired in November. This should be interesting. Fml. (JoeVon******)

This expired milk can blowme cuz i really wanted some damn cereal (SofaKin******)

Waiting to karaoke at the Cal-Neva having a watermelon Loco, which tastes like expired Bazooka Joe. (Alfa***)

Gotta pour away half a carton of milk because it expired two days ago )= (Pxs**)

Polaroid film really is expired. Not in a cool arty way either. Bummer. (Petes*****)

Played around with some expired Polaroid film last night. good stuff. Can't wait for the Impossible Project film to start selling. (CSMunc******)

Got my Flip Mino HD in the mail, dead on arrival. Called into support that night & learned that my warranty expired 8 hours upon delivery! (Danny****)

Argh, my trusty HP Pavilion notebook just died-ed. And the warranty has expired! :-( (Trine*****)

ISlappedNickiBecause Her weave was smellin' like expired hair products (ISlapNic*******)

McNabbWasTradedFor a Coogi sweater and 3 expired movie tickets (N3RDAS*****)

I need Microsoft Access and I can't get the trail version bc it already expired and it won't let me use it again. I need help (Jenannro*******)

One of my darn domains expired on April 1st and I just realized it. great! Stupid GoDaddy didn't even notify me (Moxie****)

I need more film for my camera. no money though. I'd like some black and white film actually. Even some expired film. (Amyki*****)

My adobe photoshop is kinda crazy. I opened it and it told me my license was expired. It's impossible, it's not a 30-day -.- (Team_H******)

Second batch of Argus "A" photos came out SO much better. The Fuji 100 Realia was less expired and captured nicely outside. Photos soon. (Scottn******)

Standing at the DMV. Forgot all the car stickers expired today. Amazing how unfriendly people are this early (SayenC******)

Last week today i was at Taiwan w my travel buddies and their expired legs and bulky luggages (Nickee*****)

The dell battery on my XPS expired within a few days of the warranty expiring. Perfectly designed to bring in revenue (Bikashch*******)

My Norton Internet Security Anti Virus just expired. I'm poor these days what do folks think of other products such as AVG? (Skir***)

My anti-virus garbage expired a month ago and I cannot afford it right now. So virus = my not being responsible. (Samsta*****)

Today I have ordered: a new scanner, ten rolls of expired 120 film stock. Just so you know. (Ndi***)

If anyone has any expired rolls of 35mm film they don't want send it my way please =] (Gemm***)

Tomorrow looks to be shaping up to be great for relaxing and using some of my new expired 35mm film. (PhotoV*****)

Mcnabbwastradedfor a broken VHS player and some expired stock in Circuit City (Firstnam*******)

My Touch&Go card wz Rm50 balance cannot use now coz expired. I didn't top up. All they care is profit profit. (Soo***)

Since I had some Best Buy gift certificates I had to burn before they expired (Medi****)

Gathering up receipts for taxes-gotta lv finding all the gift certificates that expired in 09 at same time. (Joel****)

Im the DMV right now cause i cant fly anywhere with an expired i. d. ! And its bad enuff i hate lines. bumbo.. (Dylan_D*******)

Not realizing yr car reg is expired nets a surprisingly smaller ticket than not realizing your foot is crushing the gas pedal (thankfully ) (MarcoN******)

Haha and the contents were so interesting and worth the time.. expired gift certificates and a carnival cruise card from like '98 (DrueM*****)

Okay there's nothing to help me type on this computer. all the word processors are expired eff you (Jgrigo*****)

No atms working. sb group atms cash get expired. federal bank atms deny me money for even my visa card. (Visn***)

Speaking of guy things. women, never ever allow your guy to consume expired protein powder. holymother! nothing gets rid of that smell (Fast****)

My laptop is dead. RIP my trusty friend. who waited till AFTER the warranty expired to pop its clogs. cheers mate. (Layd****)

Word expired on my computer, now i cant do my geometry project, woops. (Chandl******)

All OK now - MS stupidity - my password had expired which disabled my account, but my account was set to "can't change password". Grr (Bjm_m****)

Also, who sits in Mario and Luigi's medicine cabinet to see if their toothpaste is expired? CREEPER. D: (Hext****)

Trying to install Norton 2011 beta. But expired Trend Micro refuses to uninstall--it claims Outlook is running. Which it isn't. (Harrymc*******)

The vaccination expired! Now I have to go with my aunt and grandma to devine, get the shot, come back to hondo, then go to utsa. (Apfer****)

S/o to the dmv for not takin my expired visa card as a 6th point and turning my ass around afta a whole hour in that line. I lost my wallet! (Ruinf*****)

I had this bandit voucher loaded onto my online account and it just expired.. i still had 9.00 on it.. enough for seven more songs FML (Mooney*****)