60 External CommentsAt the laundrymat. A man w/ elastic waistbanded pants w/ paint stains is keeping it classy with suspenders over a dress shirt & a camo hat. (Jmad****)
O_0 Wat kinda 2 for 1 elastic bo-bos at the beauty supply store cooter she got? (KayMi****)
Graduated to Mizuno Wave Rider 13s and giving Yankz laces a try. It takes me a good week to get elastic laces dialed in. TOO TIGHT!! (Garysc*****)
Found kitty collar with tag stuck in heat vent under the couch. So thankful it was elastic but feel so sad thinking of a panicked struggle. (Ser***)
Editing drum tracks with elastic audio in protools 8 is the best thing evahh (G_bus*****)
My dress pants for work are getting uncomfortable but the thought of maternity pants still freak me out with that elastic band. (Zzcra*****)
Honda Fit or Jeep Compass or Toyota Matrix - are those too "soccer Mom" or "old retired lady with elastic waist pants"? (M0nicaA*******)
Where does one find pants with an elastic waist besides the childrens place?? (JustL*****)
Must go deathwalk before this bra squeezes every last breath out of my body. Stupid weaker than bra elastic collagen (Bendy****)
Collagen, subcutaneous tissue, blood vessels, and elastic fibers all begin to disappear as skin ages. (BonnieM******)
It's an ashtag conspiracy! I suspect the bra is causing my ribcage to collapse as it's elastic is stronger than my collagen (Bendy****)
Things I like more than grad school: duke basketball, the state of virginia, terrorists, and pants without elastic in the waist. (Undert*****)
Golden Corral shouldn't sponsor the NFL draft. Or any athletics. They should only sponsor naps, & perhaps elastic waistbands. (Katere*****)
Wearing regular stockings in garters takes a lot of futzing. I like elastic. Should have asked for tips. (Nicy***)
Huntsville people: please recommend shoe repair place. Elastic in my favorite Dansko sandals died over the winter and they are sloppy loose. (Epop***)
With OS you're likely to wear out the elastic in the legs with 1 kidlet. i like OS, but the fit is more hit&miss (Fento*****)
Good morning elastic man!! How are you? U get that vaporizer yet? (Mrs_Jacq*******)
Well they are cute, the environment, and my DD2 has a reaction to the elastic in disposable diapers (Sailorsm*******)
Emasculate. Feeble. Ingot. Elastic. Straited. Baroque. Compost. Torque. Candelabra. Jesuit. Inquistion. (Mentale******)
News is great don't you think! Robert Ginger here. I'm elastic to meet you. I would love to have you over for dinner! I like cookies. (OFishE******)
Did or Does anyone use the elastic bands for braces. the THAILAND ones. cos i have a bag of them that were left at my house :p (Woaahit******)
U sure Tommy's tummy is elastic enuff to hold 5 glitterbabies? He's so elf. Sure he won't bend over with de weight? (Jayce****)
Firstdatethoughts wonder if he got 0n tighty whitez. i can see da elastic . (HIGH_im******)
But if i do it today i'll have enough time to take it down to platinum before Mansfield without it going elastic! (Amyyy****)
Nowplaying ring ding dong - SHINee so fantastic so elastic . haha i just know that lyric ;p (Theob*****)
I'm thinking pockets within pockets and adjustable straps and pockets made of elastic. I've got this :-D (Faerie******)
The best structure for creativity is elastic; there is structure, but it bends when it needs to create new shapes. (Creativi*******)
Sex improves skin tone and color by increasing blood flow and helping skin to regenerate and become more pliable and elastic. (Com4tto*******)
Had my first ride on a fixie at lunch time. Not for the faint-hearted. Or rather, it is for the skeletally elastic. (Danra****)
I should research how to replace elastic in cloth dipes so I can reuse some of what I already have. (Gypsy*****)
No. 64 = Pitted out shirts - Just buy new shirts. jeez - it's like keeping draws with the elastic all torn up. (Gentlem*******)
Yes. yes this is true. I will at least attempt the top one, but the bottom elastic one? Forget it. (Chris*****)
Ah. I was shopping the other day and I saw stirrup pants for sale. New. With white elastic bands to wrap around the feet. (JEMAC****)
We're almost done! rob's starting to sew the elastic on the headbands they should be done tomorrow & then we can ship :D (Milkand******)
The movie was dramatic but the dudes was dancin like they was made out of elastic (LilSpr******)
Fantastic fantastic fantastic fantastic elastic elastic elastic elastic (Wenwe****)
The individual loaves are in the oven. The dough came out so elastic and wonderful. Hopefully they will also taste good. (Tal***)
Don't want to know what "military briefs" are? Watched MTW earlier & heard a gag abt how Pyongyang sounds like knicker elastic (_C**)
I'm cheating- getting ICE CREAM!! If I keep it up I'll be wearing sweatshirts and elastic waisted pants to Vegas in 2 weeks! Ridiculous. (TaLL***)
I'm spending tonight's hour for Kids Sewing Week threading an elastic neckband. Actually, more like fighting an elastic neckband. (ModernO******)
Oh no. That requires another pair of pants not just a loosening. Two sizes up and elastic!! (Hammocks*******)
Why is it whenever I look at the ground, like just getting out of my car, I always see elastic ponytail holders? Is everyone losing them? (DrkLadyA*******)
Bakinthe90s I used to wear the stocking caps with the name brand elastic strap lmao (Devin*****)
If you petition it i'll sign it!! I like my lungs pink and elastic :) (Calliso******)
Women who eat eggs are better hydrated helping skin stay elastic (JillChri*******)
Fine. Duct tape, elastic bands, elmers glue, and popsicle sticks. (Tyson*****)
Ojsimpsonshead needed an elastic football helmet back in the day (Mister_G*******)
U know those bed sheets with the elastic in the corners? Yeah, I can't fold those up "right" LOL (ITs1****)
I'm having trouble understanding it myself. I think you are the elastic that holds up your mother's panties (Jaded****)
Oh i didnt get my fecking braces out, cuz i have overbite and need elastic bands for my teeth : (Relentl*******)
Can someone wind up the BBCs elastic band? The webcast has stalled :( (Kymrisk*******)
I put a thousand elastic bands on to close the gap and it worked. kinda but my mouth/jaw/teeth is BURNING! :( (Fraz****)
Someone should have told me not to eat that pizza & chocolate just b/c it was "there." Now I must invest in elastic-waisted jeans. Jeggings? (Alis****)
Relationships & bonds will not break easily if you make them elastic. (ladies & gentlemen be flexible) (Nathan******)
Becareful multi bleaching, don't want your hair to do the weird elastic then snapping thing mine did after much lightening :( (Kidsxh*****)
Basically elastic bands in the shape of silly things. Word on the street in Flo Rida is the dollar sign one is the most valuable!! (Ificoul*******)
I think some days are more elastic than others. which makes them 'seem' longer. (Zombie*****)
Vagina is elastic but dicks r nt jst flaccd, bt depend on da degre of xcitment. yikes gaggin (Zosk***)
Your eyes are fixed, your smile is so elastic, you gave me roses but they're all just made of plastic. (Beff****)
When you see a posting requiring "elastic computing paradigms", it's time to wonder if the person wrote it knows what they mean. (Faster*****)
