60 External CommentsIf daddy had his OWN diaper bag i wouldn't have to constantly restock mine. (Kristi*****)
Some of these white girls look like they had a rough spring break! And some look like they about to call daddy and sue Girls Gone Wild (Jsmit*****)
Tryin to get kids motivated to walk - "Why can't we go in the car mummy?" "because daddy took car seats to work" "Oh bother, silly daddy" (J5ki****)
Goodnight. gotta get up early for school tom. blahh. i miss my daddy and jenny. :( glad to be back in my bed tho! (Lmeea****)
My daddy made me feel better about my great shoe mystery. Although it still bothers me I can now get over it and keep moving forward (VashtiJ******)
I have a whole in my shirt. Joshua points it out to me. "Daddy remember wholiness is not wassup". He is a MINI me (Iam_o****)
Don't know who I would have been in the '70's: blue jean baby, polyester pimp daddy, or leather lolita. (J_Stuc*****)
Had a snake slither into the boat while fishing. Mom just whacked him with a fishing rod & hooked Daddy. now THAT was a ruckus! (Burges*****)
Daddy taking me and carissa to school. I just told him to turn on his headlights lol (Stephni*******)
Monica and steve are home safely were watching glen beck daddy going home tomorrow (Ange****)
I didn't find a sugar daddy today, but i did buy some love spell. we'll see if that helps my cause. (Himynam******)
Yay! my daddy gonna take in to the apple shop and buying me some macbook! love ya daddy (Jesslyn*******)
Jack Wills brings rahs to the yard, and they're like, put it on daddy's card. (Jimm****)
Dear mommy and daddy. the foot massager you got me for christmas a couple years ago was the best gift EVER! and i thank you! (Xdead*****)
Any1 else attribute decline in childrens respect 4 older generation 2 peppa pigs disgusting attitude 2 daddy pig. she has no moral compass! (Philmc*****)
On my door like you stupid! This is why my Daddy's is opposed to me having a piece of STEEL! Holes all through this joint!! Ugh! (Doubl*****)
Me excited seeing a new yellow Camaro: LOOK son there "Bumble Bee" from Transformers! Son: Damn daddy that's just a stupid car! (Technop******)
Imthekindofperson to do everything alone n on my own. I don't need no help lil daddy stop ringin my cellular phone. (Kand****)
My daddy played Drive by Alan Jackson for me today on the radio and i didn't hear it. : ( (Vick***)
Buck and I made some nasty poos and mushed them into the fresh fleece bedding. I wonder if Daddy's Mama saw it before she left. Hehehehe. (Blacko*****)
I'm a bad Daddy. Got a call from a kid who left backpack in truck, thought it was Beth. It was Ben waiting for me at school. Oops. (CharleyC*******)
Ohmygod Karma! Shouldn't have about getting my parents piss. Now, I'm mad because Daddy hides the remote control! Garr!! (Dzikri******)
Trying to win tickets to marco antonio solis, joan sebastian, y alejandro fernandez concert for my daddy (Vane_*****)
Heading to Costco with sister & father. Daddy is getting us new golf gloves! Lol. Missing the begining of the Sharks game. That's a first! (Saleen******)
So in McAlister's today, a little boy points at my purse and says, "Daddy, look, it's the President! It's got the American flag!" (Writei*****)
How come I can't never meet a bitch from Peru or Colombia who's daddy got more briccs than the great pyramid (BlaccLe*******)
A washed+dried hl's pink, leather baby uggs. she hearts her uggs! guess who in our house is going to be mad at daddy tomorrow. (Jansc****)
Cesar Millan's beloved Daddy the Pit Bull passed away on February 19th. Our thoughts & prayers go out to the entire Millian family. (WeLov*****)
Conv. with Alexander. You want to hear some music? I want to hear that guitar guy. John Mayer? No, daddy, I want to hear John Cool. (Gogetw*****)
Chillin at the house goin through some baby books. gota get my daddy skills up ya digg. i hope its a boy so bad man. (Sam***)
Im boutta Cry . ii want these burberry sneakers ode bad . boutta Call daddy & ask em to get em for mee (His_Litt*******)
The TV is freaking scarily loud. Make A Wave, Daddy, motor racing isn't that important. (DemisS*****)
I love My Daddy (my biological). he came over to put together my bookshelf. and hook my new TV to my home theater system (Mzhustl******)
Feel sickk. :( no more work for 2 days.. making daddy watch reality tv shows with me. he likey haha and memorizing my script. nervous.. (XDann*****)
While playing outside big sister just said "I'm going to say thank u to daddy and uncle mike for my mulch and swing set because I love them" (Myfami******)
Public storage enemy | they might be giant robots | ok go daddy | the crystal light method (Virtu*****)
If you want to play, "Who's my baby's daddy" for a chance to win Ron White tickets call up Cowhead (1025Th*****)
If u wear baggy jeans you called a baggy daddy and if you wear baby phat you are a doo doo mama ! (Automati*******)
Looking at Lockup. this little boy is visiting his father in jail and said "i can't get out my daddy. he's stuck in the mirror." damn. (Kia_***)
Mac has been spending his days w/a baseball glove on 1 hand & his daddy's football in the other hand. cue the approval grunts of men. (Akim****)
Omigawd OAO My dad might let me ho to the Breaking Benjamin for my Birthday TTwTT thanks Daddy~ ;u; May 8th why so far away?! *shakes fist* (PandaKaw*******)
My daddy done messed up now, he just gave me his credit card and said no limits. POW! POW! (BarbieM*******)
I want Tom Ford's Warhol self-portrait. (Daddy, I want a squirrel.) (Le_sm*****)
Mumsy and daddy hooked up the waffle maker. Hopefully they don't think that they still don't have to get my iPod touch for graduation. . . . (JaneH*****)
My subwoofer is bumpin "Can't nobody hold me down" by Puffy Daddy (Bobbyso*******)
I'll miss you Clearwater, Reddington Shores, Palm Harbor (Daddy's house). (BABYT****)
Dad got up early this morning to prepare our lunch-box for HA-NA-MI! what a sweet Daddy! (Fuzuki******)
Listening to wisin y yandel on our way to daddy's ranch in rosarito :) (K00KI*****)
At the restraunt I overheard this little girl in a high chair ask her father: "Daddy. Do you know who Lady GaGa is?" (Itscun******)
So. my daddy hooked up surround sound. to our wireless headphones . . . seems cool. i think (LeggzLa*******)
Daddy had to come take my car 'cause it has a leak somewhere && now the floor is all wet :(, but that's okay 'cause I get his for the week! (MissXce*******)
OMG Blue Diamond Salt n' Vin Almonds, wazp, whatcho' name, whoz 'yo daddy. (Leeno*****)
Daddy wont buy me a new bed frame so i snitched on him. yes im a devil. he aint gettin a new sofa either. ;) (KingEl******)
On the way 2 church. Riding with mama, daddy & my brother. Picked up the curling iron backwards this am & burnt my fingertips but it's ok. (MikeEng*******)
Has taken a liking to wandering around in a black leather jacket and skinny jeans. hello daddy, hello mom. I'm your c-c-c-cherry bomb. (1isaM****)
Im sat watchin the green mile wif my daddy it meks me cry at end of the film tho (Emmaluv*******)
What do you call a tricycle-2 bikes w/ training wheels-1 w/out-& a double stroller? Daddy's peloton. yes I was drafting in the rear. (Nate***)
Today I'm hanging out with my Daddy! We're going to get me knee braces and batting gloves for softball. First scrimmage game Wednesday! (Jesi****)
It's every parents right and a child's right of passage. My daddy used to call me down 3 flights of stairs to fetch his soda on a side table (StarChy******)
My daddy is so silly. I was talking to him and he tried taking the cordless phone downstairs so we got disconnected. I miss him! (ThatJa*****)
