60 External CommentsGirlfriend just broke a corkscrew in a bottle of wine. I pulled out a hammer and a nail and pulled out the cork with a screw. HELLYEA! (Hyl***)
Swag at tonight's competition: corkscrew and Swiss Army knife. Something for the winners, something for the losers? (Paul****)
Blade. tweezers. toothpick. corkscrew. can opener. screwdriver. nail file, scissors. hook. ballpoint pen. fish scaler. wrench. Do ur thing & kill him! (Alejand******)
Saw friend at Fred Meyer while getting the corkscrew and wine glasses. Luckily she could recommend a good wine to go with Cadbury Creme Eggs (Cmglo*****)
Back from a second day of busch gardens. I must say it's mega sweet. Even though there's no bigbadwolf or corkscrew hill :/ (Admthm******)
Caught my belly ring AGAIN last night. Changed the corkscrew for a barbell but the p. o. s. is still red, swollen and unceasingly painful. (Angrywh*******)
I found 3 antique corkscrew wrought iron towel racks. So perfect for log home! (Dremme******)
Q6 wine bottles, designer corkscrew, set of nice crystal glasses (Annic****)
I held back a few essential things from the house packing. I'm amused w/ self that I included corkscrew and 2 wine glasses as needed items. (Lizar*****)
Yet another Chicago hotel with no bottle opener in the room. At least there was a corkscrew for the Pinot Noir. (Datac****)
Lots of birthdays this year! Corkscrew is 30, MRVR (the train) is 20, Power Tower is 10, and Looping Starship is 25. Interesting stuff! (Valleyf*******)
They all still trust the apex curb paint in the right hand portion of the corkscrew, even in the fog (OnTheThr*******)
The fog started to lift but has now stalled. I can see the timing tower but not the top of the corkscrew hill (OnTheThr*******)
Just transfered my shaving kit into a new case. Included is a corkscrew, bottle opener, buck knife,& matches. Is this wierd? (Kip**)
Hell, yeah. I had seen you before TNA, but it was hard to find your matches. When you skin the cat, do, you always do a corkscrew? (Kreator*******)
TOPTIP! To make Ellie's belt fit her tiny waist I added extra belt holes w/ a corkscrew jst b4 the red carpet the Q Awards yesterday (GoldBo******)
US Air Force still has pilots that can do the chops. WGTN a breeze compared to corkscrew landings into Baghdad. Still. (BMR***)
I'm hoping for peace across the world (oh, and an iPad, fancy corkscrew, Mad Men boxset, Sky+) (Rawle****)
This really shouldn't be this difficult to get this damn corkscrew in my nose. This is dumb. (XRiseAb*******)
Is an old comic book surrounded by novels packed with dense, multi-layered narratives and corkscrew plot twists (read: I am easy to read). (Ranad****)
Wish I had a bottle of wine next to me. with a corkscrew of course. (Aske****)
I didn't have a corkscrew, one phone-call + one was swiftly delivered. Aren't the emergency services marvelous?! (MariaC******)
Old Corkscrew is playing very tough!! Scores will be high! Apparently Geminiani is playing well though. (Florida******)
JLS seem nice chaps. Just a shame their music makes me want to pick me eyeballs out with a corkscrew. (Itsmarc*******)
Is super impressed that I packed a corkscrew and bottle stopper :) (Carme*****)
So you transform into a champagne bottle? did you have a sidekick named corkscrew? (Sean_a******)
I'm fine, laid supine, glass of wine, ready to dine. now you're on my mind, thoughts aligned, i can't find, the corkscrew! x (TheBog******)
Cool foggy morning at Old Corkscrew. Good scoring conditions. (Florida******)
I have also acquired jinglebell Christmas tree earrings, a mini bottle of wine & a penis shaped corkscrew from somewhere (Cara****)
Ugh. i shall have to iron out these corkscrew curls faster than you can say nathanjamessykes. okay. not that fast. (MissYah******)
Nowplaying levi's bandra - backstreet boys - larger than life. I feel like skewering my ears with a corkscrew. (Probabl*******)
Sighs, stabbing at the cork with the corkscrew until she finally gets it in and pulls the cork out* Make it then. (Agron****)
Sits on the floor, pulling a bottle of wine out of the liquor cabinet* Find the corkscrew and give it to me. (Agron****)
Missed the likka sto. got a large bottle ghetto ass Sutter Home on chill, but my corkscrew thingie is broke. damn. (Mistag******)
Omg I thought I lost my corkscrew for a second. that was terrifying (Shannon******)
Looking forward to hitting up The Corkscrew in the morning. Cyclists have a strange relationship with pain. (Snapp*****)
Beezo can help too, he's just standing there twirling his corkscrew (2_buck******)
Omg stress. Feels like I'm being stabbed in the back with a red-hot corkscrew. Long hot shower and beer are in my plans for the evening. (Eric_*****)
That information should remain just between him and his corkscrew. (Thisis******)
Manuel corkscrew, battery operated corkscrew & I still can't get the cork out the bottle. Damn Damn Damn! (Ubdiv*****)
How you know we're not in NYC: no WiFi or corkscrew in sight. Tried opening wine with a shoe, ended up using a spoon handle. Messy. (Miri****)
As flight attendant was required to carry manual, flash light, watch & corkscrew.. guess which one is no longer on that list? (Postage*******)
Great time with wine, cheese, meat and holiday cheer. Thanks for the fun at Corkscrew in Rockbrook Village. (Todder*****)
TSA man-lady gave Harry's bag not just a once over, but wanted to tinker w his adapters and corkscrew/bottle opener! (Maried******)
Had a great night out with and . Thanks for introducing us to Corkscrew! (Heathe******)
Candy floss, frozen coke, hot dog, hot chips. now to the corkscrew!! vomanyone? (Jen***)
Hm, my new corkscrew's point is a little sharper than my old one. (Larae*****)
Hardest thing to do in life. Open up a wine bottle with no corkscrew. (Bethm****)
When I & my friends were young & drunkards & had no corkscrew, we used to push the cork into the bottle. (Roo**)
My new plan for life is to obtain a corkscrew and never live the wine nightmare I just lived again. (Kzf***)
You know what, I really love the fancy-pants corkscrew hubby got me. Yay for me & my "toothpick arms" being able to open my own wine bottle! (PopessA*******)
I Love and miss you greatly. Please come back into my life! Also: I owe you your corkscrew! :) (Jennih*****)
Nice! I am going to be the coolest chick in the room when no one can find a corkscrew for that bottle of Merlot. (MariaAn******)
Does anybody on campus have a corkscrew? I need 1 asap so DM me (thnx) (Tierra*****)
Cloud looks like corkscrew, which seems an unlikely shape for actual flow. (Ladyka*****)
I expect a report about tonight. also, i had fun without you this afternoon. next time: corkscrew! (Erin***)
AllIwant is a double windsor tie, cufflinks, Italian suit, Laguiole corkscrew, Pin Bling and Wine & Spirits "Best new Somm" (Shitmys*******)
So my neighbourg asked me for a corkscrew 2 hours ago. I gave her one. They're now drunk & shouting. Karma's not supposed to work like that (Sofi****)
And there was an outrageous incident involving the butler and Lord Govan's antique brass corkscrew this evening (Bifana_******)
My Oster Wine Bottle Opener is the best investment ever. To hell w/ a corkscrew. (Stylish*******)
