60 External CommentsSo, I was changing the toilet paper roll, and dropped the rod holder into the commode. MLIA.] (Lane***)
Bulit my first commode w/ QA yesterday=) today found a supa cute closet! can't wait to buy it. a lil broke at the mom x( (MiuMi*****)
This hotel: wifi? No. Phone over commode? Yes. Time for an upgrade. (Capitol*******)
Commode you rappers like plasticine; I have to dream, but dawg, me and success are two things you don't wanna find yo ass between .! (EdwinOf******)
Maybe those storms will blow in a Dr Pepper and some Funyuns. I think I deserve it after cleaning THAT commode overflow. (FloodedF*******)
Wanted: a quiet, low-traffic commode where I can preform the most ungodly of bowel movements. DM me if you have any leads. (GQbo***)
Delivery day. I got me a commode, a camelbak and a gallon jar of pickles and I'm camping out behind the front door. (Fraser******)
Does anyone have a nonwhite commode? No jokes about the turds, piss, or blood inside the commode, please. This is a . (Slugw*****)
Found some humor out of catching poor defenseless fish. the commode. Pump the handle three times then "flush!" uhuh. Life at sea. (CNHS_Ch*******)
Urban scavenging and a strange commode-shrine. Just a normal night for him. (Tarantul*******)
ItMakesMeMAD when walkin in a female public restroom .. && piss or "somethin else" is still in the commode .. ladies have some (REDbon*****)
Daggz im da poorest penis aimer. I keep miss'n da bigg gapin' grand canyon hole4da commode. I had2spray summClorox bleach spray n wipe da dagg (Tfahs****)
Knob. What a funny word. What words do you think are funny? I also vote commode. (Laceydi******)
Interesting. Everytime i use the commode at Olive Garden, they're always playing Frank Sinatra. "Stormy Weather", indeed. (Overto*****)
All that ever happens is the spamhead wiv the lettuce stall repeats what Commode says (Arsebu*****)
Dontactlike you haven't sat on the commode so long year legs fall asleep (MissJ*****)
I am merging the two suggestions into my family crest. Chad on a commode. It works for me. (Kidg***)
I think I would hose down the joint and my name would be no where near the cleaning list for the commode in that abode. (Rosevill*******)
Your day is set. The sofa, coco pops, football, snooker. if only you had a commode you wouldn't have to move all day. (Bobby*****)
That's my grandma (may she rest in peace) She was born in 26 and will tell you to go in there to that commode (JCherr******)
Thinks that the person yelling should have his head flushed down the commode a few times* (CaraFait*******)
My kid is the greatest. he still howls into the toilet to make sure the Commode Dragon doesn't bite his butt. (Zazou*****)
Now its time to get a fresh new look in my room.. Lets make over.. Starts from. hm. hardest part. what should i say. the commode.. ;D (Moniqu******)
Now i see why u say "reckon" lol. i aint heard the word commode in bout 11 years (CRUCI*****)
Hehe, I get that at w/ends from sitting at the computer for the whole time "dead from the waist down" lol might need a commode (Bloody_******)
Just can't stop laughing to 's comment on gtalk: ". this IPL is a commode." (Venkat******)
Is shipping an antique victorian wooden adult commode chair for a customer today. That's a new one to add to the list of weird things I' . (Beardm******)
If all goes well I will really put the commode in accommodationist. (Doctora*******)
Good Night, People, dogs, Cats, trees, worms, basement, laptop, commode. etc (YSere****)
I must mentally prepare to have "the talk" with an 11yr old. It was soo different when I poured cheerios in the commode and said "sink em". (Candice******)
Listening to 'Jane Says' over and over after Holy Hail, Florence & Machine's opener in Van, played a portion last night at the Commode. (Gutter******)
Into everything. Just pulled him out from behind the commode where he was engaged in battle with the toilet brush. -_- (Purem****)
Can share commode not cell. RT: This is the best news I have heard till date - there are more Cell Phones In India than Toilets.. (Kkmat****)
Or a commode. sigh, the bonuses of being an eldery person. can wee and watch tv. (LucyTw******)
WelcometoNigeria where you know the Living Room as "Parlor", the Restroom as "Commode" and Plastic Bags as "Wattaproof" . (EcnaD*****)
Damn I gotta step out the mtg n go back upstairs 2 the commode. Part. 2 (actin like I gotta take this call). Brb! (Sum1_Pr******)
The spiralling-down-the-commode republican party suggesting they will also run on opposing any reform of banking industry/ can u believe it? (Solis_s*******)
Productivity doubler? Dude, you spend way too much time in the commode. (Jpsea****)
Plumber just left, I now have a functional commode. productivitydoubler since I don't have to go downstairs anymore. (Darth*****)
More dour postulates thought it to be left over from one of the infrequent cleanings of Fire Skin's commode. (Jaymg****)
James Johnson you belong in lebron's toilet/commode because he just. U KNOW (Onthisde*******)
Reason to suspect the pk, live goldfish in yhe bowl of each commode makes all meetings quite short. (Pastor******)
I like the commode. would actually make a rather lovely plant stand? (BerniK******)
Upper Decker: when you take a slam in the top water pot of the commode instead of the toilet bowl. (Thief*****)
Just got back from Amsterdam, went straight out and bought a mahogany chair which used to be a commode. That's not odd at all. (El_g****)
Ours feels rather limiting: pink floor & wall tile. Luckily, commode & sink were replaced w/white. But still too pink. (Delia****)
Today I am mainly confused. Thought I was on the commode. Turns out it was a friends dinning chair. (_Mrs_H******)
If the previews are as explosive as the main show, the commode better brace itself for the first act. (Brettha******)
I think elementary schools use commode water for their water fountains. (ButtaBi*******)
U know the best thoughts pop up while sitting on the commode or while standing in the shower with water beating on your head. (Hollywoo*******)
Mikeal did that.. so, we drained the commode, took some ceramic paint, and painted little flies in it. Worked great, . (IamIRO******)
Good it isn't raining, hopefully the dealer I want to see is open & remembers the marble top walnut commode I'm interested in. (Vintageh*******)
I hope that it doesn't rain tomorrow. I'm suppossed to look at a walnut marble top commode but if it rains the dealer doesn't open. (Vintageh*******)
Yes. Same Latin root but for commode as furniture around a chamber pot or a bureau. "Measuring, useful" (Bagh****)
RoyalXI All Phil the Greek needs is a loo roll fixed to that commode he is sitting on. (Mywifei*******)
Every time I have to use the commode at work I have to walk through the showers full of naked muscle heads. I can't wait for camp to start! (LozziWit*******)
I have this annoying habit of looking down in the commode everytime I visit the washroom, any washroom. (Quirky*****)
Lol. sitting on the world, im usin it as my commode. thats gross. lmao i love this boy (ITrain******)
One guy never needs more than a single commode. The key is to get married and then find a place with two commodes. (I_r_sq*****)
Only thing I can think of that may top it is the one of the chick snapping a mirror pic. and the commode was full. LOL (JCar***)
