60 External CommentsI can't believe they let me perform this song at my 6th grade talent show. They even let me use my cock rings and electric dog collar. (TheLo*****)
The hardness of you in my palm, my tongue tracing along your cock, creating a map of our needs. I take you into me, balls heavy in my hands. (Eroticn*******)
Why would i make a ERD for a CD Collection, guess i will have to get on and do it, cock in 'and. (Spyr****)
Perfectly sized gold & emerald claddagh ring found on the ground. Cock-blocking cloaking device activated! (Kava****)
Wearing in my new fingerless leather gloves, stiffer then a young guys cock at a paramore gig! (KevinB******)
Andrew (my wee bro) just showed me his creation from design class in school. Apparently it isn't a 'cock sock' as I thought but an ipod cover (Mitc****)
Second flight: Henry McKenna, Evan Williams single barrel, Fighting Cock (Sennett******)
Talking of my brother, I wonder where he is. Fighting and shagging his way across the globe, cock dripping with gonorrhea, i'd imagine. (FloraM*****)
Twivia Tease - Which of these is a 'paravane'? - Travel trailer / Minesweeper / Sun canopy / Weather cock (Twivia*****)
That kind of day: locked out of house, saw a sea gull dying and a guy with his pink cock out walking down the road. (Justdi*****)
I need to buy some leather. Preferably a harness that connects to a cock ring (Timm****)
Andy dick is so gay.. his chap stick flavor is cock hahahahaha i love lisa lampanelli! (Marco*****)
Of course, my boss walks in to tell me something right as Spartacus' master unveils a bronze statue of his cock. (Csts****)
Just got back from America's cock-smear, the Florida Keys. Had a good time. (MaxK***)
Tonight is my wednesday. wednesday is a cock blocker. also. attention englewood:if you have spinners on your dodge neon. you're doing it wrong! (The1cal*******)
Major blur cock moment: I bought Canon printer ink refill for my HP printer. (Jayl***)
This dumb girl said Tyreke Evans is better than Kobe Bryant. She's def not! Gettin the cock! Smdh (Versatil*******)
I saw a store called massage envy. Now most people would pass it by w no thought. but my inner 13 year old laughed & thought "ha cock envy" (Brando******)
We play them funky cock ho's known as the Cowboys TWICE. giveaphuck if one is preseason or not. we need to win both. (Ian7****)
Chinese calendar:2006 yr the cow-Mad Cow disease 2007 yr of bird-Avian flu. 2009-yr of pig-Swine flu. 2010 yr of cock-Any else worried? (Myped*****)
Cock balls and nipples. I've double booked the Antlers with a trip to Catalunya (Robwe*****)
Nothing says cock block like a garage door opening and you havin to jump through a window while changing. Heading home now. (Contro******)
Singing "Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers" while listening to pipers playing Cock o' the North. Try it, it's fun. (Emma****)
My friend stops by while I'm spring cleaning. He asked where my cock is. I told him under my apron. Excuse me, I must check my apple pie. (EdMat****)
Just opened my Ipad and am not exactly sure where my cock is supposed to go. The cigarette lighter? (Ronth*****)
Ok so y is wordpress bein a cock loads my homepage n thts it n doesnt let me in2 the wp-admin i havent changed nethin it was working fine!! (DanCo*****)
Aight world my cock aint hard no more. Its time to sleep for a few before i get my xray. Night perverts and freaks ! (Crazy****)
I want your dog! Cause its got a huge cock! Cock to Pug ratio is good. - Nick Rapley (Fastb*****)
Hell my two year old nephews cock has more experience than bobblehead Palin (Whir***)
Ill peel ya cap back w. the black mac til ya back crack cock the gat back like. (BAd_BREE*******)
Found SD memory card on my walk to the park. Cant wait to see the 2gb of cock pics stored on this treasure. (Hideousm*******)
How bout using a hot dog cart for a new cock in the box bit? Everyone likes free hot dogs. (Hoosier*******)
You was talking about my dick, cock, disco stick, joy stick, penis, baby-maker, sausage, carrot, dong, fishing rod Happy? lmao (MRStraw*******)
Gettin amped at five in tha morn. Cool schools gets my cock hard. But mostly Snowbird. (3hotgu*****)
After all of the loving, I will cook you breakfast. Naked except for a leather collar and a cock-ring ; ) (Dirtysn*******)
Who killed Cock Robin? Who killed Cock Robin? I said the Sparrow with my bow and arrow I Killed cock Robin. (Alistai*******)
Your Halloween costume came to my house by mistake today, sorry i opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a cock s (Jinx***)
Just want you to know I'm going to punch you in the cock for even thinking you could approach the Bellagio buffet without me. (Clinton******)
Oh, Heston Blumenthal! With your "Cock's Testicles" you are such a lightweight. You really should try my "Jock's Testicles". exquisite! (DrAnnabe*******)
Good of the vatican to pull it's collective cock out the choirboys' collective arse long enough to 'forgive' the beatles via (Briti****)
I'd never wear a cock ring. Well, maybe a cock claddagh ring if. = incredibly involved convo and Google = Xmas gift decided (Holytax*******)
Oh, you can eat a cock. :P Let me check out Power Point as soon as I'm done playing Republic Commandos without an emulator :P (Carlwa*****)
Zoot Woman proves I am still a woman. Even if my cock is huge, bigger than yours even, I am all still all woman. (Spin****)
Peeps in Ministry of Sound: girls stumbling in stupidly high heels and doing cock teasing dance is NOT COOL:P (Kisa****)
Dozer is cowering in the crook of my arm b/c firework happy cock masters live nearby. (PMon***)
I like the "Weird Medicine" show on XM Radio 202. More times than not, they explain to me what new things are wrong with my cock & balls.! (Shoos*****)
Oh dear god. the guy said "chopped block" or something and i thought he said "cock block." my mind is in the gutter like never before. (Jgaz****)
The dogs in the house are going nuts. Trying in vain to cock the pistols. Opposable thumbs ftw. (Sinjc*****)
When he develops a hard-on his puppets cock resembles a vomiting telegraph pole heading for heaven. (LarneLo*******)
Dont want to play Cock of Doody want to play halo wars with ma boy ThunderToro (TheTr*****)
Cock. It seems the button that i thought was exposure compensation was actually flash compensation. Explains a lot. (EddArm*****)
Kobe can smd a horse cock a new born baby wener my next door neighbor dog balls. (Unthinka*******)
Repeater: sweet younger guy in the hospital. I play his nurse and deflower him. Giant cock of couse and I am always impressed. (Telepho******)
My cock taste better than a fake one an you dont need to pay batteries had 5 years n budapest with bachelor in magyar pussy (Mike2****)
I'm in the pub not watching the leadersdebate! Someone flash their cock and say it's their moment of madness in respect of Malcolm Maclaren (Stenc*****)
Everyone turn on your radio's to the edge and vote on the cock fight!! The tickets are tickets to the icp and kottonmouth kings concert . (Seroth*****)
Stress relief body lotion works best when applied liberally to the cock. (Maxon*****)
LaLa Lounge. Mate goes to go to the toilet. Comes back confused. Asks if he's a cat or rooster. Bartender asks if he's a pussy or cock. (Beli****)
Cat fell into a creek and the rooster laughed. the moral of the story-a wet pussy makes a happy cock. ~lisa (BigBoyT******)
Andrew Catanese just took his tiny cock and balls out in the middle of the back seat of 5 guys on the way home from a yugioh tourney smh (SonicTh******)
