60 External CommentsWooho! gonna go to a Rockets' game on Thursday! :D Houston Rockets' vs. LA Clippers, sonn. ahaa. (Amberp*****)
You know what they say about big feet right?. big toe nail clippers! (YTi**)
Whydidtheyinventthat. sure clip nail clippers with LED light and magnifying glass?? (Chris_w******)
Nowshow . guns, knives, nail-clippers, liquids, Lego, jelly babies, smart-arses or livestock. . (Southyo*******)
ItsReallyAnnoying when I really need to cut my finger nails but can't find nail clippers (Carrie*****)
Binder clips haunt me until I need one. Where did they go? On the upside, I've found 534 nail clippers. (SarahS******)
Just got nail clippers for my cat. I need a volunteer to be a practice Snow. (Dbarb*****)
Laying on the floor with nail clippers clipping paint out of the new carpet. My life is so thrilling! (Bfscoll*******)
I just used finger nail clippers and a mechanical pencil to open up a plasic box containing my new headphones. Go me. (JPeir*****)
Greatest day ever I found finger nail clippers in the park lot. Heck yes! (JacobDV******)
I should have brought my cuticle scissors and nail clippers. All this waiting has me tearing at my fingers with my teeth. (Justi*****)
Brooklyn: (while moving nail clippers away from me) I don't want you to cut yourself. me: I won't cut myself, im a gangster!. (Iamash*****)
Haven't been able to find my nail clippers for over a week. Slowly and annoyingly morphing into Wolverine. (Sar***)
WHY is there Always a deficet of nail clippers in my house? I buy them but they just disappear (Moorest******)
Bella had the biggest Tat, it was a dreadlock in the making! In bath couldn't get it out, ended up cutting it out with the Nail Clippers! (Izzyan******)
Letmefindout--i lost my nail clippers. cat woman in this hoe ! lol (ShotGun*******)
I need the nail clippers ! ugh we never have a pair when im lookin; (InBETWE******)
Things never found at kristens house: finger nail clippers, scissors, pencils, pencil sharpeners, brushes, socks, and the thermometer. arg! (Kriste*****)
My roommate asks for nail-clippers, I tell him I don't know where mine are, so he goes to root among my toiletries. God give me patience. (Goddes*****)
I have to buy a new pair of nail clippers/scissors everytime I need to cut my nails. I have no idea where they go. (Zani***)
All I can think of right now is someone trying to cut my teeth with nail clippers. I want to cry :( (Robyns******)
Random fact today: Winston Churchill was born with a third nipple, which he removed himself with nail-clippers at the age of 14. (TheRif******)
Nail clippers clogged the toilet at the 43-fun. Not again!?! Gets us every time! (Bkmc***)
Afmlmoment when you chip a tooth on pair on toe nail clippers (Beez****)
TellMeWhyYouMad Cuz my toe nail is 2 thick to cut with regular toe nail clippers. (BigJa****)
I hope the girls that are about having meals cooked, bath water ran, toe nail clippers in their hand are house wives. (_MSPA****)
Woken up while on the train to NYC by the snip, snip of nail clippers. GROSS! (Abbys*****)
It would be wise to keep me away from dogs when I have nail clippers in my hand. (Robin_*****)
If I had my way, I'd ban the use of nail clippers aboard public transport. (Nats****)
Back in Brooklyn and unpacked. Found a hole in the lining of my purse containing missing chapstick and nail clippers. Got NYS ID. (Jamie*****)
Housecleaners dug deep into couch to clean today, they found: 5 barrettes, make-up brush, paint brush, lighter(!), nail clippers, pencils (Peacefu******)
Score! Just negotiated with 6 yo that toe nail clippers can live in his bathroom if he takes responsibility for clipping his nails. (Emm***)
As it turns out a level Jay clean of my living room means i can't find my nail clippers (Stars****)
T just got her pinky toe operated on! Lesson to all use alcohol to clean your tweasers & nail clippers. (Ryank*****)
Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails? (Topayit*******)
Anywho, back to my clippers. Yeah, I line my own neck. Obviously the hair that should have been on my legs. went to the back of my neck. (KDW***)
Shoutout to my clippers keeping my neck line clean and not looking like a tic tac toe board. unlike my beautician's clippers (KDW***)
They took my nail clippers from my jail cell. and (flips his hand up) this is the result..(zooms to unclipped nails) (Blakel*****)
Opening coronas with nail clippers. where the f did my bottle opener go?! (Steph*****)
Pistons have a new low.. They lost to the nets. Next is the clippers -_- (Jasperc*******)
Getting ready for a clippers party. no P. I. C. tonight, let's see what happens to me lol (Hone****)
I guess I am packed. pretty sure I forgot something. Let's see: shaving razor, nail clippers, 4.1 oz bottle of clear liquid, matches. (Pauld*****)
Aint get to the barbershop who got some clippers in Vegas. gotta step out for a min tnite (Mj2fl****)
Ops ma bad we're not playing Memphis. Thunderous ovation for OKC d way they're creaming lakers now. What r Clippers doing in Lakers uniform? (Leet***)
Not watching the game. Please don't be mad but at this rate of the game who wants to see the Clippers play the thunder. :( (KobeMV******)
What are the Clippers doing running around in the Lakers jerseys?? (Thy**)
Couldn't even find my clippers so I didn't get to shave my pubes ftw (My_Na*****)
So we agreed I didnt want my hair "that" short. y in tha HELL do I hear tha clippers! (Rewi***)
Did the clippers put on lakers jerseys and started playing? What's the deal? 80-47? (Drew****)
Omg, mystery solved. This is very, very crazy. Has anyone heard of Brian Willians/Bison, he played 4 pistons & clippers? (Simpl****)
OKC is playing how I envisioned the young clippers team of the ealry 20's would. Is it time to change loyalties? (Justin*****)
OKC making the Lakers look like the Clippers! What in the hell is going on Lakeshow? (Rapperb******)
Anybody at UNLV got some clippers i can borrow so i can cut my hair. i left mines at home. lemme kno. (C7Entert*******)
Man. i needa cut my toe nails lol tht snds hella nasty bt i do&then i need to paint them,&ana jst said she dnt think they have clippers it ov (Marlena******)
Truthfully LA doesn't need 2 NBA teams, ship the Clippers up rename them the Sonics and I'll never talk bad about you again Mr. Stern. maybe (Malach******)
Why can't I ever find a pair of flippin finger nail clippers in this house? (Kossb*****)
I need something to sharpen my clippers with. my head is kinda not ok right now (Sdwy***)
Hey can ne one in carbondale shave my head tomorrow? I forgot my clippers in the chi! (Math***)
Ifyoucheatonme i'm gonna tell everyone your pussy smells like usain bolts toe nail clippers after a brisk jog on a jamaican dirt road (NikeT****)
I dont know who let tyra have a set of clippers. i smell a disaster coming on (Magto*****)
