60 External CommentsDon't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns (Skateboa*******)
I have Down Syndrome (burns all over my body from using a down comforter on an unseasonably warm night). (K9lea*****)
Cant wait to ride the track at Englishtown. Don't get excited and ride dirt bikes in shorts people, burns hurt! Using aloe from my plants :( (Rage***)
Nancy Grace's hair is that of Darth Vader's helmet. Full of evil sith secrets and a cover for third degree bitch burns. (Paul_*****)
It's not about money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns! (F4r***)
Is playing 'steve roach - the spiral of time burns on' from internet radio station 'somafm-drone zone' in the master bedroom (Lac***)
Every time I start to think that humanity is evil and spiteful, I remember Calvin and Hobbes and my hope burns bright again! (MichaelM*******)
Black drawing chalks, black flag, black label society, black light burns, black rebel motorcycle club e black sabbath '-' (Gabriel******)
Listen.. me and my curling iron got into a fight today and it WON.. i have burns on my forehead, my finger & my left ear! -_- (Lickm****)
Shes dark as coal but burns like fire. She wraps herself around you like a well worn tire. (Kittyka*******)
I always feel horribly sad when Aang burns his glider in the end of that episode. D: His new glider will never replace the original. Ever. (BlAIRb*****)
Leo mOOn:sun. mercury. venus. mars ALL in fire signs. Everything burns. it's simple thermodynamics. Xplosion surely. got 3rd eye safety glasses..? (KNEW****)
OMGSH that is so sad the former Montreal Canadians, Toronto Leafs and Boston Bruins coach Pat Burns is dying. he refused cancer treatment. :( (Sinea****)
Is listening to Body And Soul from Ken Burns Jazz (Disc 3) by Coleman Hawkins of genre Jazz (Thetoil*******)
My new accompanion: cough! I wish I had Ed Burns' husky voice tomorrow due to this hoarseness. And probably meet katherine heigl at KPPN. (ImP***)
And then the sun came out. 'A wildly-witty, rustic grace Shone full upon her' face. The Vision. Robert Burns. (HeartsAn*******)
Listening to eddie burns' snake eyes from our freinds at delmark. (Kilbor******)
Brewers release RHP Mike Burns, who was 3-5 with a 5.75 ERA last season (15 games, 8 starts). Had shoulder problem at end of the season. (Haudri*****)
I have cigarette burns on the back of my blackberry case, thank god its the case and not the phone! (Gla***)
Game 2 pratt. 1. hollis lf 2. sumner ss 3. sell rf 4. derouen 1b 5. elrod cf 6. burns 2b 7. beil 3b 8. axman pitching & the dh 9. aldrich c (PrattBa******)
I think Pete Burns from "Dead or Alive" is on Filth TV with his tits out. They're not bad. (Hyw**)
Sedona's FAR Infrared Sauna detoxifies your body and burns calories. Dr. Oz says "You can burn 700 calories. without lifting a finger" (Missrla*******)
I'm at Twins Jazz to see sax player Kelly Shepherd. This guy burns. No cocktail jazz tonight. (Counci******)
Who burns themselves with 225 degree water fresh out of an autoclave? Me. Luckily it spilled on my pants so my skin is fine. (Jglas*****)
Even the bazooka-playing radio-star Bob Burns, whose name was. "Robin"!" (Mary***)
Happy Easter everyone, just checking my injuries from last night, 2 burns a cut and a sore finger, shouldn't drink and cook really (Andy***)
Australia hopes for living skin for burns victims - Sydney Morning Herald (Brophy*****)
Does ur household cleaner say causes irreversible eye damage and skin burns? Stop using toxic chemicals in your home. Nsg me now on how to s (Dskell******)
Watched Gullah, Gullah Island tonight, and in between shows, Steve Burns sang a song about groundhogs. Seeing him on TV again made my night. (Jenn***)
So Lady Liberty's touch burns bright to the four couners of the earth. Knowing that darkness cannot exist in the absence of light. (Jonatha*******)
At the holy table, next to the lamb. And a basket full of eggs. Spring-based stand in a vase. During Easter, the love in the hearts of burns (Judi***)
Why let summer come and go without shedding unwanted pounds with products that do not work. Acai Power Blast burns fat and increases energy. (Kat_K****)
After effect of being angry starts now. my chest burns and its only a matter of time before I get a massive headache. (Sstac****)
Ur burden burns deep into my memory and crushes my well being. y do I let ur faults control me? (FuckUan*******)
Im So BORED. Therefore im about to go to sleep before I bust a "Black Boy" Chapter 1 when he burns the house down. xD (Kandy****)
Omg what is that thing in the sky. what. The yellow glowwing thing. the sun. it burns (Innoc*****)
Really traffic burns out your nerve. it make u exhausted even befor u strat working (Monam****)
Randomfact The average person burns 26 calories when kissing for a minute. (Country******)
How could i have a good time with this kind of heat?! it burns real big time. (Erickt******)
I realise that . Immediately there Oh very nearly over quite safe distance from it What But don't really a day . Robert Burns wasn't (OTAD****)
After grass burns wet muddy tites futbal hill rollin NUFF food alcohol an easter egg hunt and dancin wit yung fut old folks lol I'm wiped! (NuToyaD******)
Prediction: In about 10 years, Angelina Jolie will look a lot like Pete Burns. She will be the new plastic surgery disaster celebrity. (Evansc*****)
Wondrous love for the Heavenly Father with which Your Heart burns so fiercely. Eternal Father, cast a merciful glance upon faithful souls. (AmazingP*******)
One fire burns out another's burning, One pain is lessen'd by another's anguish. -William Shakespeare. (Knii****)
Job For A Cowboy, Unearth, Dillinger escape Plan, August Burns red, White Chapel, and more tba. swet (Cajo****)
For the second time, i'm at the sunny side. The side that burns. So unlucky. (Flipboy******)
Im NEVER getting a Margarita with alchohol added , it doesnt taste lemony :( and my throat burns . (Jessic*****)
If you could see the fire that burns for you. it's inside of me and you are the fuel.. (Joshuasa*******)
Baby let me lay ya down On the carpet when I come round Get rug burns when I tear ya down On the ground all I wanna hear is that ooh ahh so (MikeLa******)
What's the best thing to put on burns to stop them scarring? moisteriser? bio-oil? lavender oil? so many suggestions but I've no idea :S (Camp****)
Amos and Andy, Laurel And Hardy, Abbott and Costello, and Burns and Allen are naw fantasy angels in the mootsa gootsa society. (Mootsa******)
So cold. I'm tempted to just spoon with the space-heater all morning. The 2nd degree burns on my junk would be so worth it. (Sambu****)
Bro. Rashidi Collins burned down the old Lufkin Campgrounds 2nite! Wow! I want to know what kind of fuel he burns. I need some of that! (Briane******)
Additionally, Dear Ken Burns: National parks are boring. Please make a documentary about furries. (Armstr******)
Watched "The War" by Ken Burns (again)- such a great documentary on WW2. (Drat***)
If you are ever feeling tired or uninspired, watch an episode of Ken Burns' Jazz. Seriously. It will transform your mind and mood. (Kats****)
Is listening to Rick Kick Shaw from Ken Burns Jazz (Disc 4) by Cecil Taylor Trio of genre Jazz (Thetoil*******)
Whoa ABC News- first Ken Burns on 1910-2010 presidential first pitches and now Peter Jennings. he was a good one that Peter Jennings. (Hava***)
ABC used the Ken Burns shot when interviewing him. Made me smile. Also Ken Burns is still around? (Hilla****)
Is listening to Spanish Key (Single Version) from Ken Burns Jazz (Disc 5) by Miles Davis of genre Jazz (Thetoil*******)