Alpaca - USA

Awake. cooking lamb chops. i've never had them before, but hell.. i'll try it. must taste better than alpaca. (Kahlael*******)

Lmfao justin just told me and ekib that he was as high as an alpaca and that they shared a blunt! (Asha09*****)

What's that? Oh just my super horny Alpaca slamming himself into my shed. (Mr_Rai******)

Whats that? Could you be more specific? THAT! Oh thats just a super horny alpaca slamming himself against my shed. (Anthony*******)

Trevor: I got to pet an alpaca, bought precious gems for cheap, and stood 1 ft away from radioactive elements all in the same day- Today! (Randum*****)

I will NOT be getting a chimpanzee for a pet. (Watching Animal Planet's Fatal Attraction"). I would however consider an alpaca. (CWes***)

We're getting an alpaca dangflabbit. And fainting goats. And. an armadillo. And a. ha Nevermind. (Kaitly*****)

Have an issue with your cow, llama, alpaca, pig, goat or sheep? 4 week food animal rotation starting tomorrow! (Osuve****)

Sons of Tucson was great. Gay cop, friendless little boy and horny alpaca. What's not to like? (Arj***)

The horny "Edward" alpaca is frustrated and is locked up in the shed outside the house. LMFAO! (Irish_Si*******)

What was that? That was a super horny alpaca ramming its junk into my shed. (6amsu****)

Watching Sons of Tucson and the episode involved alpaca's named Edward & Bella. OMG! (Irish_Si*******)

Argh, I need a shower, B*tchy prego alpaca spat at me when doing evening chores. Why do I never win at spit wars? (DutchH*****)

When you dog eats alpaca crap, rest assured he will puke it up the next day. still in pellet form! (Tay***)

The gps is taking us through the middle of no where. i havent seen signs of civilization in like an hour. except for that alpaca farm. (Sansi*****)

I just bought an alpaca. His name is Dennis and he likes to play croquet and eat crayons. (Waflc*****)

Today's acquisitons: 8 ounces of cria fiber (white and mocha); 4+ ounces of espresso unwashed alpaca (Lexi***)

Knitting my 1st scarf w/buttery soft ace weight alpaca yarn. Glad I picked easy lace pattern, working w/size 2 needles is a fun challenge! (Scoff*****)

Getting ready to spin some alpaca and cotswold sheep wool together my fingers are itching to spin a yarn yea . ; ) see u later ! (Hookerb*******)

Dude, I think we passed an alpaca farm. Otherwise those were some weird looking sheep :-/ (TheLi****)

I can't decide what is alpaca fibre on my black shirt and what is cat fibre. (Ariadn******)

Must stop admiring the gorgeous alpaca yarn that arrived this morning and load car ready for school art club! (Rebeccam*******)

I wish the day could be filled with lots more alpaca yarn play. Can't the goblin king get that I wish work would break down all night (Metala******)

Really want to knit something with this amazing berry red baby alpaca yarn that I got for Christmas. just need to decide what to make. (Wayside******)

Would definitely buy anything called an 'alpaca cuddle coat' and the ombre cropped jacket is gorge. (ToniKal******)

Planning project 4 Sonoma Cty Fair Spinner's Challenge. Fiber is alpaca - think I have alpaca/silk from Tactile. Anyone else up 4 it? (RomiDe*****)

Where stereotypes come from, Exhibit A: Ann Arbor 'hash bash' attendees draped in alpaca, clustered around a blown glass shop & pita kabob. (Jones****)

There are all kinds of alpaca farms near me. They're so cute when they shave them and they're left w/ leg warmers. (Wt**)

Alpaca yarn is great for spring and summer. it is a true insulator keeping the warmth out when warm and the warmth in when cold (Rda***)

I got shocked by an electric fence today at the alpaca farm. -_- it wasn't my fault, there weren't any signs! (Agent0******)

Just spent too much money at the Midwest Alpaca festival. But I have lots of soft fiber and a new drive band for my spinning wheel. Score. (Briney*****)

A Closer Look At Alpaca Scarves | idrawfish. com: A Closer Look At Alpaca Scarves. Alpaca wool is becoming increasingly popular. This m. (AlexJo*****)

No time to read yet, but just dropped in to sing "Retracto, the correction alpaca is comin' at ya!" (Bteac*****)

Went to the zoo today. asked this llama-like animal if he was going out to eat around noon tomorrow. "No, alpaca lunch," he said. (2much*****)

As long as there is an Alpaca I'll be fine!! LMAO! Oh we have a Bat Eared Fox arriving at work today! Can't wait! (Tomo***)

My dad brought me black pearl earrings from tahiti and a purple ALPACA scarf from chile. Yes. (SugaL*****)

Did you randomly bring up alpaca's, or are you having a one sided convo? LOL (Rachel_*******)

Yupp I have an orange llama that's best friends with my purple alpaca hahah my llamas name is Alfred (BiebBead*******)

Oo I want a llama then . not a alpaca either ! they are not the same (Prettyxn*******)

Project three is one of my design! I have some handspun natural dark brown alpaca in my stash. planning on knitting a pullover! (Fallings*******)

Also found out that there is an alpaca farm nearby. I want to go and brush those beasties! (Fullof*****)

Feels like someone is holding a fist made of frozen tears and an alpaca's sadness between my shoulder blades then tasering a few k volts(mA) (Double******)

Home, shower taken, alpaca shirt on. Not planning to leave this state anytime soon; I was frozen all day. (Mduche*****)

Me and & like to go on mileyworld plays and be rock & alpaca hahaha (Niley*****)

I seem like the kind of guy that would write on alpaca message boards. (Marcusr******)

LOL I woulda beat him up, but I didn't wanna get blood on my dress. It's alpaca. You gotta blot that. (Katri****)

Can't wait till your segment. Shame I am at work. will be recording though. Maybe someone has a pet Alpaca ;) Haha (Tomo***)

Im thinking an alpaca farm would be the perfect way to retire (Doulad*****)

Must find something better to do this weekend than the Alpaca festival! (Chold****)

Finished with a meeting with the writer of one of our new books in the works. At the alpaca farm. Going to go take photos of the eagles now. (Floodwat*******)

Thanks! Yep, the alpaca hairdo only happens after shearing time, when they are kind of cut like a poodle-do for their fibre. (Brenda******)

Thanks for letting us know about that Alpaca show! We're looking forward to it! (IDCvi*****)

Spring 2010 issue & very cute alpaca card with explanatory note inside, signed "Happy Birthday Sweetie!" (Janetd*****)

Lmao, I would be more inclined to hit on the alpaca instead of Jacob (Deat****)

Cable knit cardi, lambs wool/alpaca cardi and hoodie. I'm all set for winter :) (Keun***)

Little alpaca guy (Piers Courage) is doing ok. 1 week old today. Still a bit of an odd duck, but that just makes him more endearing. :-) (Bareftbe*******)

Start new job monday. can now begin planning early retirement/ mountain home/alpaca farm/world class wine collection (Senor****)

Brand new colors of cascade heritage sock yarn, including YELLOW! & some chunky baby alpaca, too! (Clever*****)

Just made my last visit to the LYS. :( Bought some "investment" yarn, baby yarn, & alpaca sock yarn on clearance (which I'd thought a myth). (CoffeeD*******)

Alpaca yarn & spinning demo Farmers' Mkt 5/15. Have you eaten the bkfst goodies Hopshop? Donuts, beer bread, & more! (Pittsb******)